Episodes

  • 16 - Illegal Potato Ring
    Jul 15 2024

    Where else do we start but right into the tragedy that struck America down on Saturday. We recognize the hero that he is. Gay porn is on the menu today. Nasa just be having people floating in space. Sharks are everywhere. Dave Grohl may be the nicest human on the planet. Noel Gallagher not so much. Some fireworks accident coverage, some more hog sucking, and more. Love it

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    2 hrs and 7 mins
  • 15 - Chipotle Face
    Jul 8 2024

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA LAND OF THE FREE HOME OF THE chipotle controversy? Lets recap our hot 4th of July. We mention its hot outside? Do insert Hitler talk? Mcdonalds aint cheap. We introduce a new super hero into the hero universe. Utah......thats all i got to say. Then we talk some MCU. k bye!

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    2 hrs and 6 mins
  • 14 - What Are These People Thinking?
    Jul 1 2024

    Diablo 4 is shit, Dr Disrespect has been a naughty naughty boy. The presidential debate was insane. The NBA draft is incredibly boring. Mormon grooming. Crazy football stories of the week. Favorite chicken sandwiches, just a verbal charcuterie board this episode.

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    2 hrs and 1 min
  • 13 - The Penguin The Seal and The Banh Mi
    Jun 24 2024

    Concerts, walls of death, hatchets, faygo, shrooms and memories. Join us for this as well as godzilla and jurassic park discussions. Why is Pepsi doing Pepsi things. Dude did what with a blow up doll? Aquatic life appendages. And the first annual Dont Be So Suburban Sandwich Wars!

    SAVE THE PENGUINS!

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    2 hrs and 6 mins
  • 12 - Patty Travel Disasters
    Jun 17 2024

    Title says it all, but first an announcement. Don't Be So Suburban is now the home of John and Pat. Pat cant seem to travel anywhere correctly. Its affecting America. We talk bad Panthers ownership, Jerry Jones and football mixtures in between. Some gaming talk. How expensive is Batmans dog, and why Gen Z is being.....well Gen Z.

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    2 hrs and 19 mins
  • 11 - Candy Segregation
    Jun 3 2024

    Hello children, today we learn about the candy segregation. Mexican sushi restaurants are a thing, do the Kansas City Chiefs even want to Chief anymore? These billionaires bought what and some asshole wants to go see the titanic because he can. We ask a music question we idiots do not have the answer to. Pat tells his camping festival stories at Crystal Lake (Fyre Ridge). We cover the great state of Arizona and hit the showers.........together.....

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    2 hrs and 14 mins
  • 10 - Celebrities Smell
    May 27 2024

    Back with a new episode of Don't Be So Suburban. Things sound a little different as this week. Talking about the holiday rush at work. Why the WNBA cannot get out of its own way. Why Last of Us 2 left us unhappy. Why this area struggles bringing in names. Celebrities are dirty as hell, laws we want to know how they came about in the state of Florida and more.

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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • 9 - Sam Rejects The Rubber Duckie Life
    May 13 2024

    Sam doesnt go find the jeep life, the jeep life comes to him. Why does retail suck so bad. We have Blueridge updates!!! Yay if you like still not getting your money back. We then talk about Sams hatred for volunteer soccer coaches. Nothing has ever driven him closer to madness than this man. We wrap up with week 2 of our State Fact project with the state of Virginia! Join us, like listen and subscribe!

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    1 hr and 37 mins