Episodes

  • I Might Be A Los Angeles 5 But I'm An Ohio 10

    I Might Be A Los Angeles 5 But I'm An Ohio 10
    Jul 27 2020
    Brother is back! In today's episode, we talk about Caroline's new luxurious LA lifestyle. We also talk about past memories like how our childhood home got broken into but we didn't notice for 3 days (I thought my brother borrowed all my money). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    52 mins
  • I Was Too Fat to Work at Brandie Melville

    I Was Too Fat to Work at Brandie Melville
    Jul 20 2020
    TikTok superstar Dawn Morante joins Caroline on this weeks podcast episode. Caroline forces Dawn to take an ugly test before she can give beauty advice to our listeners. Dawn and Caroline also talk about being roomies and members the TikTok Mansion, The House Nobody Asked For, located in the heart of Los Angeles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr
  • Who Let Shane Dawson Be A Beauty Guru???

    Who Let Shane Dawson Be A Beauty Guru???
    Jun 30 2020
    In this week's episode, we talk about our confusion surrounding Shane Dawson's influence on the YouTube beauty community. Like who let a 31 year old that looks like he doesn't shower sell a million average looking eyeshadow palettes?? We also give advice to an up and coming makeup artist with overbearing parents. Just run away, duh! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    45 mins
  • I Was On Jeffree Star's Payroll

    I Was On Jeffree Star's Payroll
    Jun 22 2020
    In this week's episode, we discuss Jeffree Star's newest scandal (c'mon Jeffree, you're 34, get your life together!) and how Caroline was on his payroll. We also give the presidential candidates beauty advice that could get them elected. This all comes from the Student Body President of the United States so listen up! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    48 mins
  • My Mom Exposes my Juiciest Childhood Secrets

    My Mom Exposes my Juiciest Childhood Secrets
    Jun 15 2020
    In this week's episode, Caroline bribes her mom into being a special guest by telling her that they would go on a shopping spree (she lied). Reluctantly, Caroline's mom gets candid about Caroline's lavish upbringing as well as the time she was approached by a random woman offering her a modeling career in Milan. Unfortunately, she turned down the offer so she could be a stay-at-home mom in Ohio. Exciting! FunctionofBeauty.com/dontbeugly to take your four part hair profile quiz and save 20% on your first order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    47 mins
  • Protesting Is Not An Aesthetic

    Protesting Is Not An Aesthetic
    Jun 8 2020
    In this week's episode, we roast influencers who use the BLM protests as backgrounds for their Instagram photos. We also help a struggling orphan to reconnect with his long lost mother. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    47 mins
  • Madison Beer is Pretty, Get Over It.

    Madison Beer is Pretty, Get Over It.
    Jun 1 2020
    In this week's episode, we talk about how plastic surgery is the answer to climate change because surgeons are reusing plastic water bottles and injecting them into the face. We also give a listener advice on how to become rich by virtually doing nothing AKA Caroline's entire career. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    55 mins
  • Jeffree Star's New Palette Sucks

    Jeffree Star's New Palette Sucks
    May 25 2020
    In this week's episode, we talk about Jeffree Starr's controversial eyeshadow palette that is made of human cremations. We also discuss Caroline's celebrity connections and give advice to a listener that wants to get into Caroline's A list circle of friends. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    46 mins