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Don't Make It Weird

By: Daniel Quigley & Dinasaurus
  • Summary

  • Two amateur authors and amateur humans—Daniel and Dina—discuss all things writing and books, and re-tell chaotic life adventures from cults to exes that think they’re horses. We’ve got you covered in this comedic and sarcastic, life-centered podcast. Follow us as we fail to not make it weird.

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Episodes
  • The One Where We're Under Authority (Dina Escapes A Cult Pt. V)
    Jul 29 2024

    Content Warning: The upcoming discussion delves into topics related to religious beliefs, strict traditional gender roles, sexual abuse, and practices that some may find restrictive or controversial. This episode in particular goes heavy on the topic of sexual abuse. Please practice good self-care, and proceed with caution if you're sensitive to such subjects or consider skipping this discussion entirely if it might be distressing to you.

    In this week's episode, you'll hear about Dina's fierce encounter with a rattlesnake, showcasing her protective motherly instincts. But things get heavy as we continue to dissect the deeply unsettling documentary "Shiny Happy People," exploring the grim realities of cult life, from rigid gender roles to harrowing accounts of sexual abuse. We urge you to practice self-care as we navigate these intense topics, blending serious discourse with moments of levity.

    Ever wondered about the bizarre world of conspiracy theories and the strange behaviors among the ultra-wealthy? We dive into wild theories linking Epstein’s island to the Nickelodeon logo, prompting both absurd humor and reflective moments. Dina shares her eye-opening experience with the Independent Fundamental Baptist (IFB) church, shedding light on systemic corruption and abuse within these religious communities. Our discussion spans from the exploitation in religious cults to the significant yet disturbing political connections of the Duggar family, highlighting the misuse of power and authority.

    Finally, we tackle the importance of sexual education and the potentially damaging effects of purity culture. By examining the complex dynamics of authority and obedience in religious contexts, we underscore the imperative of comprehensive education and personal empowerment. Despite the gravity of these discussions, we lighten the atmosphere with playful banter. Join us for an episode filled with engaging conversations, thought-provoking insights, and a touch of humor as we confront challenging yet crucial topics.

    Support the Show.

    Daniel's website: https://dumps4danq.com
    Dina's website: https://dinasaurusd.com

    You can find the video presentation of this show on our YouTube channel, and the audio only version on any of your favorite podcast apps!

    Give us a call on the Don't Make It Weird Hotline and leave us a voicemail message! We just might use your message on a future episode of the show! 347-69-WEIRD

    Don't Make It Weird Podcast on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dmiwpodcast
    Daniel on Twitter: http://twitter.com/danqwritesthing
    Dina on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dinasaurusd
    Producer Sean on Twitter: http://twitter.com/shaceholdu

    Music Credit:
    Swing Rabbit ! Swing ! by Amarià https://soundcloud.com/amariamusique
    Creative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported — CC BY 3.0
    Free Download / Stream: https://bit.ly/al-swing-rabbit-swing
    Music promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/lt7fn1NVxQM

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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • The One Where Batman Doesn't Give Head
    Jul 22 2024

    Ever wondered if Batman's a giver or a taker in the bedroom? We're not holding back in this hilariously unfiltered episode of the Don't Make It Weird Podcast! We kick things off with some lively banter, including updates on Dina's toddler, Zebra, and his new molars. Producer Sean chimes in with his signature wit, and Dina shares her recent success in book marketing by offering her book for free. The episode is rounded out with a beloved game segment, another hysterical Dina story, and an eagerly anticipated reading of "Space Raptor Butt Invasion" in our Cringey Copulation segment.

    As if that wasn't enough, we dive headfirst into some humorous superhero speculation, debating the intimate lives of Batman, Superman, Wolverine, and Tony Stark. Get ready for a teaser about a juicy Kardashian-Jenner conspiracy theory that we can't wait to unravel. We also explore generational differences in interpreting punctuation and showcase our Accountabili-Buddy segment, where Dina updates us on her memoir progress. Big news: we'll be at Shock-O-Con in Havre de Grace, Maryland! Join us from August 23rd to 25th for signings, photos, and drinks.

    The chaos continues with a word association game that spirals into nostalgic references and hilarious misunderstandings. We share an indie author's unexpected success story through a Kindle giveaway, offering key insights for aspiring writers. And don't miss our recount of a wild altercation at an Italian appliance center—a hammer fight you'll have to hear to believe. This episode is a rollercoaster of humor, storytelling, and valuable tips for writers and listeners alike. Don't miss it!

    Support the Show.

    Daniel's website: https://dumps4danq.com
    Dina's website: https://dinasaurusd.com

    You can find the video presentation of this show on our YouTube channel, and the audio only version on any of your favorite podcast apps!

    Give us a call on the Don't Make It Weird Hotline and leave us a voicemail message! We just might use your message on a future episode of the show! 347-69-WEIRD

    Don't Make It Weird Podcast on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dmiwpodcast
    Daniel on Twitter: http://twitter.com/danqwritesthing
    Dina on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dinasaurusd
    Producer Sean on Twitter: http://twitter.com/shaceholdu

    Music Credit:
    Swing Rabbit ! Swing ! by Amarià https://soundcloud.com/amariamusique
    Creative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported — CC BY 3.0
    Free Download / Stream: https://bit.ly/al-swing-rabbit-swing
    Music promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/lt7fn1NVxQM

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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • The One With The Optimal Orgy Etiquette
    Jul 15 2024

    Ever wondered about the bizarre connection between nipples and teeth? Or how neglecting your virtual Neopets might just make you a quadrillionaire? Get ready for a rollercoaster of fun as Season 3 of the Don't Make it Weird Podcast kicks off with Daniel and Dina's wild banter. Dina's amusing fact-sharing and her carefree bottle-of-margarita antics set the stage for a series of hilarious and heartfelt revelations, including a milestone in her personal life.

    Dina takes us on an emotional yet humorous journey as she talks about pausing her Discerners Trilogy to pen a memoir about her cult experiences. Meanwhile, Daniel vents his frustrations over the editorial challenges of his Cryptic Protection Agency series, while Sean brims with excitement over redesigning the podcast's logo. The episode is chock-full of unexpected turns, from Dina's online escapades to her plot to become a Neopets tycoon. And don't miss our lively Truth or Drink game, where wedding mishaps, personal confessions, and even interspecies relationship musings come to light.

    Switching gears, we dive into the intriguing world of genre jumping in writing, celebrating the successes and pitfalls of authors who venture beyond their comfort zones. With examples ranging from Joe Abercrombie's genre-blending masterpieces to J.K. Rowling's less-than-stellar genre shifts, we explore the necessity of respecting the beats and nuances of new genres. Personal anecdotes about arranged marriage expectations and humorous interspecies relationship scenarios keep the laughs coming, while providing food for thought on the complexities of writing and relationships. Don't miss this laughter-filled, thought-provoking episode that promises to entertain and surprise in equal measure!

    Support the Show.

    Daniel's website: https://dumps4danq.com
    Dina's website: https://dinasaurusd.com

    You can find the video presentation of this show on our YouTube channel, and the audio only version on any of your favorite podcast apps!

    Give us a call on the Don't Make It Weird Hotline and leave us a voicemail message! We just might use your message on a future episode of the show! 347-69-WEIRD

    Don't Make It Weird Podcast on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dmiwpodcast
    Daniel on Twitter: http://twitter.com/danqwritesthing
    Dina on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dinasaurusd
    Producer Sean on Twitter: http://twitter.com/shaceholdu

    Music Credit:
    Swing Rabbit ! Swing ! by Amarià https://soundcloud.com/amariamusique
    Creative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported — CC BY 3.0
    Free Download / Stream: https://bit.ly/al-swing-rabbit-swing
    Music promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/lt7fn1NVxQM

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    1 hr and 21 mins

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