• EP 40 The Secret Purpose of the Crystal Gems from Steven Universe

  • Aug 13 2022
  • Length: 44 mins
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EP 40 The Secret Purpose of the Crystal Gems from Steven Universe

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  • So I had a think about it, and it turns out the Crystal Gem species is rather overpowered. Like... Immortal xenomorph meets nano-tech hegemonic-swarm combined with planet sculpting and a side salad of resurrection plus faster than light travel. So I might have gotten a tiny bit ambitious with this episode...

    • I work out what the true purpose of the Gem civilization is!
    • We decide the mecha-diamond needs a crown and underpants (George gets to be those)
    • Non-binary post scarcity utopia for everyone!
    • Grey Goo got nothing on The Pinkness.
    • Also... Peridot best gem.
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