"Sixty seconds? It takes sixty seconds just to say your name!" 'Oh how very droll!"

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"Shouldn't you be slowing down at your time of life?" "Slow down? I'm in the vesperal period of my life, sonny. Out of my way!

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Agatha found a handwritten note from Cyril in her bag. ‘My Darling, please rendezvous with me tonight at 7 p.m. Location, our secluded amour. Before we join the crowded dinner party, must have a romantic tête-à-tête.'

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In the gloaming of their lives together, Margaret and Fred never failed to give each other a loving embrace before bedtime.

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As Paul reflected on his past, he felt a deep sense of solecism.

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"Let's catch the .... the thingy to go down town!" "The thingy?" "Yes, you know, that thing that has lots of seats, a big steering wheel, a driver, the whatsamecallit!" "Do you mean, bus?" "Isn't that what I said?"

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'Jan is in the library all the time, why?' 'She is looking for a sapiophile,'

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'Hey, watch out for the afterclap!'

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