An 8 ft long, 1 foot wide episode about all things ding-a-ling. In our longest episode yet (1 hour 56 minutes–not that we’re measuring it or anything), Christy and Tanesia discuss slang words, biological phenomena, pegging, strap-ons, actual penis festivals, and the messages of the tower card as they relate to creative energy, receptivity and the beauty of embodying both penetrative and slurpy receptive sexual energy. Tanesia also interviews special guest Rudy Montoya asking an expert all our curiousest queries.

Thanks to Dr Jaguar for original intro music. Thank you Rudy Montoya for being our guest expert and answering our questions! Thank you Chuck Berry for writing “My Ding-a-Ling.” Outro cover of this song performed by Christy Cook.

This is an uncommonly LONG episode. We thought we’d provide you with a Table of Contents in case it’s too much to take all at once.

2:30 Free Association

5:41 Name that Dong

10:37 Penis Lore - Biology!

34:15 Strap ons

52:00 Actual Penis Festivals

1:02 Bringing it back to the Tarot

1:09 Phallacies - Quick fire questions with Special guest Rudy Montoya

Fact check: echidnas are MONOTREMES (egg laying mammals) to note: their young are called “puggles.”

For a more scientifically rendered tale of tarantula sex see: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/eaten-crushed-or-starved-male-tarantulas-trade-their-life-to-impregnate-a-mate/#:~:text=Using%20a%20specialized%20appendage%20near,into%20the%20female's%20abdominal%20cavity

Other resources and articles:

Animal Penii:

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/nine-weirdest-penises-animal-kingdom-180976274/

Slug Mating Magic:

https://youtu.be/ST_AEmm3GmI?si=gZ8DI-DTK-MtE4mC

Strap ons:

https://g-silicone.com/2017/09/01/history-strapon-sex/

https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a29902964/why-women-like-pegging-men/

Further Reading on Kanamara Matsuri:

https://theculturetrip.com/asia/japan/articles/how-to-celebrate-kanamara-matsuri-tokyos-penis-festival

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Published March 25, 2024