Be careful with that Erection; you’ll put an Eye out, kid! Sexual Folklorist & Christmas Orphan Dixie De La Tour isn’t traveling for the Holidays, so she offers to petsit and housesit for a friend (hint: there’s a hidden agenda). Her hosts hit the road and the intrigue begins: Dix spends Christmas Eve interviewing 3 (4?) men to find the perfect casual sex candidate for this special occasion. Is there anything more exciting than hooking up with a stranger in a house that’s not yours? There is: having anonymous sex - on a perpetual loop - as you savor a Classic Christmas Movie in a brand new way. But there’s been a unexpected witness to her Yuletide gaiety. Will they rat her out and put an end to her decade-long holiday legacy? Christmas l Holiday | Tradition l Craigslist Casual Encounters l Hookup l 3 Wise Men l Orgasm Gamification l A Christmas Story l Fireplace | Barcalounger l Leather Couch l Anonymous l Strangers l Cottage l Redhead l Objectification l Fantasy I Classic Movie l Housesitter l Petsitter l Evidence l Indictment l Condoms l Erectile Dysfunction Medication l Alcohol l Viagra l Cialis l Choose Wisely l Beavis & Butthead l Suitcase l Old House l Dehydrated l Improper Thoughts l Song: ‘Sodomize An Elf’ (MC Crumbsnatcher) This week’s Christmas song is from my pal, MC Crumbsnatcher. He’s got a whole new album of holiday songs, called ‘Gay Sexxxmas’. Check it out! Find his music at https://www.mccrumbsnatcher.com/ About our Storyteller: Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour is a professional storyteller, podcaster, public speaking coach, community builder, but most of all, a facilitator. She is also the founder, curator & host of the award-winning and NSFW storytelling series, Bawdy Storytelling, that’s been lauded for its transformational, relatable, empowering performances. Bawdy’s curated live stage series and podcast is Touring nationally in 2024 to celebrate 17 Years of Bawdy; her show, Bawdy Storytelling, has been called a ‘Best Of’ Podcast by Oprah Magazine, Forbes, Buzzfeed, Marie Claire, Uproxx, Bustle, Esquire Magazine and many more. In addition to the coaching she offers for Bawdy, Dixie coaches for TEDx, Women in Technology, teaches custom Brand Storytelling coaching and workshops, and offers storytelling master classes to colleges and high schools. This story-loving southerner is passionate about storytelling’s ability to keep people safe, reduce our social anxiety, foster empathy, and make us feel more connected. Dixie has been Sainted by the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence for her work to reduce stigma and eliminate shame, and she enjoys being a Muppet. Discover more about Dixie at Facebook.com/DixieDeLaTour, on Instagram at @Bawdy Storytelling, and at www.BawdyStorytelling.com Episode links: Needle Play Acupuncture: Needle Play Acupuncture was made by and for the Kink, Leather, and LGBTQIA+ communities. We deserve to have our whole selves treated, because feeling great, playing hard and having spectacular sex can be health goals too. NeedlePlay specializes in Transgender-affirming, kink-aware, and trauma-informed care that is sex and body-positive. They offer Expertise in Transgender care, from HRT enhancement to hair growth support. Plus, as you’d expect: Back pain, muscle pain, injuries, digestive issues, libido issues, mental health, inflammation, graceful aging through micro-needling, cosmetic acupuncture, and more. For a limited time, Bawdy Storytelling Listeners can use the discount code “May I Have Another”, and you’ll get 25% off. It’s holiday time and an Acupuncture certificate is the perfect gift for your Dominant, your Metamours, or for the self-care you need after those exhausting family gatherings. SUBSCRIBE: Want to be the first to know where Bawdy is headed to on our National Tour? The best place to stay abreast is our email newsletter. Ticket links will be released on the Bawdy newsletter; as soon as we confirm a date, you can find out there. Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe You’ll be the first to see upcoming Tour Dates, get access to Tickets, Storytelling Workshops, Livestreams, Podcasts, Fan Meetups and Special Events. I’ve been shadowbanned on Social Media (which means no one can see my posts - and that sucks when you’re headed out on a big Tour). Having my social media accounts deleted is probably next. If that happens, the only sure way for us to connect is for you to sign up for Bawdy’s email newsletter. Please ask your friends to sign up, TOO. Let’s be Friends! TOUR DATES scheduled thus far: • Baltimore MD (Friday, January 19th, 2024) Tickets at https://tinyurl.com/BawdyBaltimoreFriday • Baltimore MD (Saturday, January 20th, 2024) Tickets at https://tinyurl.com/BawdyBaltimoreSaturday Philadelphia PA (City Winery on January 26th, 2024) Tickets go on sale this weekPittsburgh PA (City Winery on February 4th, ...
