IEE is completely science-ignorant, and only one of the three finest minds of our generation will be able to fix that. Emma Crossland, Alex Beighton and John Morris between them have more degrees, test tubes and weird powders in jars than you can shake a stick at.

But whose father is heavily involved in the sea? Who manages to swing a very dubious definition of sandwich? And who was accidentally given a really rough deal in their play title, leading to this episode having a gentle, but real, content warning? (Sorry)

EMMA CROSSLAND is a stand up comedian and sit down everything else. Enthusiasm enthusiast, arachnophobe and employee of the month June 2019. Find her on Twitter @CaptainTwitchy, probably in other places too.

ALEX BEIGHTON was birthed out of the Soho Theatre Stand Up Comedy Labs kicking, screaming and covered in amniotic fluid. Published in Coroney Baloney, t'ART Online and a writer on CNT Productions' 'The Sex Scene', Alex is also regularly gay and gross in front of willing audiences across the UK.

JOHN MORRIS


INFORM EDUCATE ENTERTAIN is a bloody brilliant podcast. Send praise to informeducateentertain@gmail.com or go to http://twitter.com/IEEPod or http://facebook.com/informeducateentertain


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