Thank you for joining us for Half OK Dungeons and Dragons, Episode 6. This is Part 2, a.k.a. the second session of our One-Off Campaign, Chapter 2 titled “At least you still have legs!” Unfortunately, I was sick for this session of the game, so Lauren wanted me to guest host these episodes so I don’t feel left out. 😊I finally get to find out what happened to my baby boy!

Regina and Sedarian or Sedaris—whatever! The one everyone says is handsome—are disguised as servants and bringing up wine from the cellar that’s full of mutagens for all the guests at the ball to drink. Amafray, Eulalie, Elodie and my cabbage baby are mingling with the other guests as best they can, which apparently is…not very well. But first, we’re going to find out what happened to Visaya, who successfully climbed up the shaft of the mansion—and that’s not a euphemism! She meets someone on the roof.

1. Visaya is in deep doo-doo
2. The fat woman and the nerd
3. Eric is getting Monistat for Christmas
4. Can my baby drink the wine?
5. Apparently, your character is dumb
6. Do you do the ‘dew with her?
7. Tatiana and Oberon preserve us!
8. Shoud’ve never touched that shaft!
9. It’s like a hemorrhoid
10. Your legs wither and blacken underneath you
11. Lalalalalalalala
12. Break: “Not listening (lalalala)” song by Lauren

1. Elodie breaks
2. Well, this is going to be a shit show…
3. Let the blood orgy begin!
4. Mesmerizing tits: a blessing and a curse
5. This sucks a$$!
6. At least you still have legs!
7. I thought you loved me, Eric!
8. I could drag you around?
9. I wouldn’t look yet…
10. He takes his time to lick his paw and claws