Half OK: Dungeons and Dragons for Perverts.

Thank you for joining us for Half OK Dungeons and Dragons, Episode 8. This is Part 2, a.k.a. the second session of our One-Off Campaign. Gari was sick for this session of the game, so he's guest hosting these Part 2 episodes so he doesn't feel left out. Chapter 4 is titled “Welp.”

Visaya was turned into a sad worm creature, and later turned into a projectile by Sedaris and Regina. At least she’s still a useful part of the team! Elody transformed into a centipede to escape the bloodthirsty werecreature/party guests and has joined the other Murder Hobos on the roof. Eulalie got some of the mutagenic wine on her and now is struggling with The Hunger. Amafray has cast the “Crown of Madness” spell on the Green Lady who has that key we need to get for the Red Hand Syndicate so we don’t die.

1. I suck @$$
2. It’s like a ‘White Snake’ video. Only it’s a green snake!
3. We could… break our legs…
4. You don’t even have any legs
5. Just ride my t*ts!
6. Freeballing!
7. Her giant pillowy breasts saved you
8. ♫♪♪ Transform her… into a thing with one eye… ♫♪♪
9. Mirror Image
10. Eulalie bites it
11. Your bones are pulp
12. I’m gonna eat that lady!
13. Can we have an aside?

1. [Character] frappé
2. Big ol’ meaty chunks of [character’s name]
3. [So-and-so] is cut into ribbons
4. JK, you’re dead!
5. Well, she’s still alive… metabolically…
6. It detonates
7. You can talk to her, but her brains are scrambled eggs
8. Use her intestines as a rope!
9. Okay, she’s probably going to notice a bunch of guts going over the side…
10. Sweetie, I understand not having legs…

Join us next week as we begin our next campaign. Here’s a hint: we’re in the no-no place: Hell! 

Music and sound engineering by Lauren. Artwork by Sammy. Thank you again for joining us! Peace!