Episodes

  • Disgusting Mystery/Spectator of Love
    May 19 2020

    Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us.

    THIS WEEK: The Dillons talk animals with talent, adult jungle gyms, jellyfish of nightmares, a douchey wedding crasher, invasive goats and Tiffany and Kevin try their hand at songwriting!

    This week's headlines include:

    • Fossil Uncovered Reveals Jellyfish Once Had Quills
    • So You Think You Can Dance? That’s Nice, So Can This Horse
    • Grazing Hell: 200 Escaped Goats Hoof it Through California Neighborhood
    • In South Korea, Adult Jungle Gyms & Recess Time Make Workplaces More Fun
    • Houston Man Charged With Trespassing When Refusing To Leave Socially Distant Wedding Ceremony.
    • Stressed and anxious? These are apparently the happiest songs in the world.

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    1 hr and 35 mins
  • Goblins
    May 6 2020

    This week we chat about lonely aquariums, desperate moms, ghost stories, a man taking a goldfish for a walk, and in an epic moment, Tiffany raps an Eminem song as convicted murderer, Robert Durst.  

    This week's headlines include:

    • Spotify Reports Shift in Streamed Music As Parents Expose Kids To New Tunes  
    • Spanish Cops Bust Man Taking Goldfish For Walk  
    • Is Your House Haunted Or Are You Spending Too Much Time Inside? Reported Hauntings Up 300%
    • Employee Saves Boss’s Life with Heimlich Via Zoom  
    • Desperate Mother Leaves Note For Family and Hides in the Attic  
    • Aquarium Asks You to FaceTime Their Eels so They Don’t Forget Humans During Lockdown   

    In addition, we discuss the most Google'd recipes by state while people adhere to stay at home orders across the Unites States.  One state in our union is Googling banana pudding more than should really be necessary- find out below.  

    What's the most popular recipe in your state?
    https://news.yahoo.com/whats-most-popular-recipe-state-213115176.html

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    Treat yourself with some Markola! Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more.

    Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies?  Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press!

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    Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us.

    #Buffalo #Comedy #SupportSmallBusiness #Markola #KittyBoxPress

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    1 hr and 47 mins
  • The Bird Who Forgot to Fly
    Apr 23 2020

    This week the Dillons are back with a full lengther- that's what they call it. Accept it. They talk office llamas, a survivalist cat, underground coasters, hobbies, a cashew with a famous face and of course the best way to pass the time while in quarantine - even if the lame-o neighbor lady hates it. 

    Let's also take a moment to celebrate: FAKE HEADLINES PODCAST IS TWO YEARS OLD!

    This week's headlines include:

    • Bored at Home? Hobby Helper will Help You Get a Hobby (That Isn’t Netflix).
    • Woman Calls Police on Neighbors When They Won’t Stop Having Constant Sex
    • This Farm Sanctuary Will Let You Invite a Llama or Goat to your Next Video Meeting
    • Pet Cat Survives 40 Days Locked in Apartment After Human Family Is Hospitalized with Coronavirus
    • Cashew Shaped Like Nicolaus Cage Sells on EBay for $1200
    • Underground Roller Coaster Construction Halted After Unmarked Graves Discovered

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    Audible Trial!  This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod

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    Other places to listen: Listen on Stitcher! Listen on Spotify! Listen on Anchor! 

    Treat yourself with some Markola! Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more.

    Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies?  Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press! 

    *Social Media! * Follow us on Twitter! Follow us on Instagram! Follow us on Facebook!Email Us! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com Visit Website! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com

    Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us.

    #Buffalo #Comedy #SupportSmallBusiness #Markola #KittyBoxPress

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    1 hr and 45 mins
  • Okay, Covid: Fake Headlines Podcast
    Apr 7 2020
    In this mini-fakesode Kevin and Tiffany keep it real and honest by discussing how they're holding up in the pandemic.  They lighten the mood by bringing two real headlines that will no doubt bring a smile to everyone's face.  This week's real headlines include: WWII veteran recovers from coronavirus just in time for 104th birthday: “I made it” 'It’s Like a Silent Visual Message.' How Social Distancing-Friendly 'Bear Hunts' Are Uniting Neighborhoods Amid Coronavirus Get one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINES Listen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Glen Thinks Stuff, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more! Audible Trial!  This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod Support us on Anchor!   For the price of a partial cup of coffee per month, you could support Fake Headlines Podcast! Other places to listen: Listen on Stitcher! Listen on Spotify! Listen on Anchor!  *Social Media! * Follow us on Twitter! Follow us on Instagram!  Follow us on Facebook! Email Us! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com Visit Website! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us. #Buffalo #Comedy Thank you to our listeners in New Zealand and Australia for making Fake Headlines Podcast one of the top comedy shows on the Apple Podcast Charts! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support
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    33 mins
  • Great Laughter Escape!
    Mar 25 2020

    The Dillons are socially distancing themselves and are set up in their home offices for the time being as a global pandemic sends shockwaves throughout every facet of daily living.  Dark stuff, huh? Let us be the bright unidentified shiny thing in the dark dismal sky! What? Anyway, come laugh with us! This week we chat COVID-19, our lives, our plans, and our hopes for you- our friends and listeners, along with slinging some silly off the cuff conversation about some weird ass stories.  

    We're just trying to make sense of it all while having a few laughs.  We hope you do too! Stay Safe! Wash Your Hands! 

    This Week's Headlines:

    • 5 Work At Home Office Hacks For Newbies
    • Devastated woman discovers plant she's been watering for two years is fake
    • Bakery’s Savory BBQ Pie Is Both Dinner & Dessert
    • Fort Worth Police Chase With Cow Begins on Rodeo Street
    • Florida Man Spends Weeks Leaving Food for Bashful Stray Cat, Only to Discover it Was a Garden Gnome
    • Vintage Spy Compact Discovered in Toy Chest at Baltimore Estate Sale

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    In light of the global pandemic, our friends at Helium Comedy Club Buffalo have been displaced and are without income.  Helium has been so amazing to us over the years, and we've made some wonderful friends there.  If you have the means, please consider supporting our friends during this trying time.  Click HERE to support them on GoFundMe

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    Listen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Glen Thinks Stuff, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more!

    Audible Trial!

    This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod

    Support us on Anchor!   For the price of a partial cup of coffee per month, you could support Fake Headlines Podcast!

    Other places to listen: Listen on Stitcher! Listen on Spotify! Listen on Anchor! 

    *Social Media! * Follow us on Twitter!  Follow us on Instagram! Follow us on Facebook!Email Us! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com Visit Website! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com

    Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us.

    #Buffalo #Comedy

    Thank you to our listeners in New Zealand and Australia for making Fake Headlines Podcast one of the top comedy shows on the Apple Podcast Charts!

    --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support
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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • Comfortable Hideousness
    Mar 10 2020
    The Dillon's have self quarantined because of the Coronavirus, well, not so much because of the Coronavirus, more so because we've been re-watching Parks and Recreation and Buffalo is very cold. As usual we have something for everyone this week:  Coronavirus safety, dumb criminals, strange art, and a lady who says drinking water is bad for you. 
    In addition to the week in weird news, we chat about going to see Canadian rock legends Sloan play a show in Buffalo this past weekend.  Check out #Sloan at sloanmusic.com.  
    Each week we go over some real life news stories while attempting to fake each other out with a couple of made up ones.
    Thank you to our listeners in New Zealand and Australia for making Fake Headlines Podcast one of the top comedy shows on the Apple Podcast Charts! 
    This Week's Headlines:

    Author Writes Stories Using Only the Words from Pages of Discarded Books
    Burglars Stop to Feed Llama During Farm Park Raid
    Small Town Prankster Switches Police Sirens For Laughing Babies
    Woman Hasn’t Drunk Water in a Year, Claims It Made Her Healthier
    People are Installing Escalators in Their Homes At A Fever Pitch
    Can iGloves Keep Your Hands Sanitized All Day Long?


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    Listen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Glen Thinks Stuff, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more!
    Audible Trial!This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod
    Support us on Anchor!   For the price of a partial cup of coffee per month, you could support Fake Headlines Podcast!
    Other places to listen: Listen on Stitcher! Listen on Spotify! Listen on Anchor! 
    *Social Media! * Follow us on Twitter! 
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    Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us.
    #Buffalo #Comedy

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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • Parachute Panty
    Feb 24 2020
    We're back after a short recess to bring you all the weird news in the world of fake.  We've got stories on dating apps, a 91 years old guy at the gym, a DJ who has an instrument attached to his prosthetic arm, dumb criminals, old times remedies and more!  Each week we go over some real life news stories while attempting to fake each other out with a couple of made up ones.  
    This Week's Headlines:

    New Dating App Pairs Matches Based Solely on Competitive Personality
    91-year-old inspires his whole gym, works out in his 'comfortable' overalls
    Back to Basics? Study Shows an Increased Number of Younger Generations Use Their Grandparents Remedies
    Man Born Without Lower Arm Is Now A DJ & Has Hacked His Prosthetic To Play Music With His Mind
    Arkansas Couple Arrested After FaceTiming Robbery
    Jingle Writer Accused of Plagiarizing Hits


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    Listen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Glen Thinks Stuff, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more!
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    This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod
    Support us on Anchor!  
    For the price of a partial cup of coffee per month, you could support Fake Headlines Podcast!
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    *Social Media! * Follow us on Twitter! 
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    Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us.  

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    1 hr and 53 mins
  • Shakespeare via Cypress Hill
    Feb 10 2020

    The Dillons have some deep conversations about men and women in the workplace, gender inequalities, the universe, the cost of healthcare, but then we also talk about how we made cheese this weekend and and how Kevin has licks mayonnaise off spoons. So really, there is something for everyone on this your new favorite podcast.

    Each week The Dillons talk about the wacky news headlines they've discovered online and make up a couple of their own for good measure.  Then they try to guess which funny headlines is actual a real story.  

    This Week's Headlines:

    • Vampire Star System Shows One Star Gorging on Another
    • Bring Your Best Friend and Prepare to be A-Mazed! This Cactus Maze Will Have You Going in Blind
    • Criminal Dressed as Old Lady Unsuccessfully Uses Rascal Scooter as a Getaway Car
    • Men are Twice as Emotional as Women at Work, Study Finds
    • Visit the ER Without Leaving Your Home With These New Connected Machines
    • Cracker Barrel Unveils Vegan Chicken Fried Steak


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    Listen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Welcome to my Show, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more!

    This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod

    Support us on Anchor!  For the price of a partial cup of coffee per month, you could support Fake Headlines Podcast!


    Other places to listen:
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    *Social Media! *
    Follow us on Twitter! 
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    Follow us on Facebook!
    Email Us! FakeHeadlinesPodcast@gmail.com
    Visit Website! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com

    Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!

    --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support
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    1 hr and 55 mins