Episodes

  • S5E10: Suffering Sabotage
    Aug 21 2024

    If Jill’s show notes are counting right, this is episode 75!!! Happy Third Quarter Quell to us and may the odds be ever in our favor (it’s from Hunger Games, Jackie just google it!) I wrote a new intro song, sorry Nate. It goes like this “Jackie and Jill catchin up on the latest, talkin bout food and stuff they like and stuff they did and other stuff too and lots of jokes are comin at you!” And before you tell me to immediately quit my dayjob and become a jingle writer - I’m way ahead of you *lights computer on fire*


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    59 mins
  • S5E9: Running on Pure Adrenaline
    Aug 5 2024

    Jackie and Jill have been DOIN STUFF! For legal reasons we won’t disclose exactly what that stuff might have been. But being busy is the real truth of it! In classic Jill is in charge of editing fashion, this episode is coming out 9 days after we recorded it! But the good news is we are avoiding commenting on current events with all of our might so it’s actually timeless. Jackie is getting ready to go to her 20 year High School Reunion (take that, Peter Pan syndrome!) and Jill is trying to clean her house to prepare for Jackie’s visit even though Jackie DGAF about that.


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    52 mins
  • S5E8: It’s Like a Movie!
    Jun 27 2024

    We took another break! But don’t worry, only some of it has been fun. This episode was recorded on 6/14/24 and Jackie and Jill have both been sick and/or working and/or packing and moving the better part of the last 2 weeks so getting the pod out kept getting pushed to the bottom of the list. Here’s an overdue update on Jackie’s Pinball Tournament results with some fun surprises! Also I’ve seen literally every queer person I know and even some of the straights post about Chappell Roan since we recorded this so I’mma sound extra dumb to you all haha, FORGIVE ME <3 Jill

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    31 mins
  • S5E7: Daytime Weekend Sleep
    May 30 2024

    A lil quickie for our loyal listeners because we missed each other and you <3

    We’re not a weekly podcast anymore but after a year off and getting back in the swing of things we’re so happy to be recording again! Don’t be scared when we take some surprise vacation days because we’ll keep comin’ back.

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    29 mins
  • S5E6: Did Not Unprove
    May 16 2024

    Hello. My name is Jackie. This is my first time writing the episode description. Is it going okay so far? So... in this episode, we talked about some stuff that's going on. There was a haircut that happened. And Jill did an awkward that made Jackie laugh. Then we had a half time. I fell asleep a little bit while editing. I think it's cuz I eepy, and not cuz the episode was boring. oh god. what if the episode is boring?! oh hi uggz. shes so sweet but kinda smelly because i never brush her teeth. oh! i should brush my teeth before i fall asleep again. ok gnight everybody!


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    52 mins
  • S5E5: UnGoverdy
    May 13 2024

    Jackie and Jill are doing super duper mega ultra hella okay-ish! Work is worky, life is lifey and they do be working and life-ing. We actually maybe didn’t talk about work, but Jill clearly has it on her mind as she makes me write these words down for her. You can expect many mispronounced words, a few callbacks to previous episodes, and many of jokes. Here’s the gist - Oatmeal Cookie Bars: Good / Licking Knives: Bad / Pinball: Good / Apartment Hunt: Bad / Shooting Your Shot: (Listen to find out 😛)

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    51 mins
  • S5E4: Glucose Guardians
    May 6 2024

    Jill has been sick and Jackie has been having a rough week, but despite Jackie’s transcendental curse your fav friends finally got together to make jokes about it and ask the universe to cut us (but mostly Jackie) some dang slack! Jackie is still looking for a place to live in the Bay Area that better suits her needs (of not living next door to her Ex) and it’s going so poorly the thought of moving to Bremerton has actually crossed her beautiful mind. Jill is not gonna get her hopes up (okay maybe just a little). Special surprise (to Jill) guest Adam joins us after the Cork Bork which special surprise (to Adam) is still a song written and performed by him. Alternate episode title: The One with All the (Parentheticals)

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • S5E3: B-L-A-U-R-G-H
    Apr 18 2024


    Spoiler alert! Jackie is feeling happier🎉 I put a party popper moji in there but idk if that will translate correctly to the apps so just pretend like it’s there if you don’t see it or if there’s a weird little square. Jill is trying to be healthier!! It’s going medium! ⁠🎉 Also deserves a p-pop moj if I do say so myself. Medium is better than bad and not as good as well. Thoughts and prayers to Jackie first and Jill later on their quests for life better-ness plz and thx.

    For real we shared some extra sweetness on this episode and we hope you all enjoy it and get to find some extra sweetness in your lives too, wherever you can. Thanks for being a friend!

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    50 mins