In which prisons are broken, secret societies are formed, and Grace and Geena learn about Ireland for the first time.

In which Colts are Orphaned, men pursue firetrucks, and straw hats end in violence.

In which women sex men to death, other men are addicted to witches, and Grace doesn't want to editorialize.

In which monkeys get piled up, men leap from hotel windows, and everyone is on acid all the time.

In which Mary has a Little Lamb, civil wars are ignored, and Grace is directly attacked by feminine nouns.

Special Guest Host: Olivia Weiss

In which contortionists are interned, cats don't do jumping jacks, and Carl is on vacation and simply could not be bothered.

Special Guest: Arielle Cimino

In which art theft is a sex crime, security guards learn judo, and Geena and Grace really exercise their anti-Italian bigotry.

In which dinosaurs are created, mutant berries are discovered, and we make about as many weed jokes as we ever will.