Whaaatup and welcome back for Episode 75! This week, we talk all things Euro 2024 and Copa America as we move further into both tournaments.

In a brief MLS Blast, we talk how Inter Miami are still finding W's without Leo Messi, and the tightening race in the West between LA Galaxy, LAFC, and Real Salt Lake.

As the group stages come to a close in the Euros, we talk everything from Gareth Southgate's sputtering England squad, to Mbappe and France's struggles to find their final gear. We discuss Ralf Rangnick's impressive dark horse in Austria, and hometown favorites Germany and their free-flowing attack with Florian Wirtz and Jamal Musiala. Plus, is Portugal's side (Cristiano Ronaldo included) the real deal? Or is it still trying to find the best version of itself.

On the other side of the Atlantic, we break down the first round of the Copa America groups stages. How did Christian Pulisic and the USMNT fair against Bolivia? Is Gio Reyna the best fit in this midfield, or is it Yunus Musah? And, what's going on in Brazil? Is this Vinicious Jr's Team? Or will they continue to struggle without Neymar? And, will Leo Messi and Argentina continue to roll with Julian Alvarez up top? Or will Latauro Martinez get his chance to shine this tournament?

Enjoy!

Whaaatup and welcome back for episode 74

This week, we're previewing the Copa America through an American lens.

We break down Gregg Berhalter's USMNT roster, and how his starting XI may shake out. With Sergiño Dest out, how does Joe Scally fill the void? Does Gregg look to play Gio Reyna as a number 10? Or will he be shut out again? What happens at the number 6 position between Tyler Adams and Johnny Cordoso? And, who will line up as our number 9: Folarin Balogan or Ricardo Pepi?

Plus, we break down some of the heavy hitters. Who should be considered the favorite? Is it Vinicious Jr and a Neymar-less Brazil? Or is it Leo Messi and Argentina? And, how does Darwin Nunez and Co. fair for a Marcelo Bielsa-lead Uruguay? And are Colombia actually nice??

Enjoy!

Whaaatup and welcome back for episode 73. This week, we're talking everything Euro 2024. We break down every group, every team, and all the contenders as fast as we possibly can to fit everything in 1-hour . You're welcome.

We talk the favorites between the stacked squads of France and England. Is Kylian Mbappé, Antoine Griezmann, William Saliba, Eduardo Camavinga, and Tchueimeni enough to take down Jude Bellingham, Declan Rice, Harry Kane, Phil Foden, and all those other super good players? I dont know at all.

Plus, Portugal's ridiculous attack of Cristiano Ronaldo, Rafa Leao, Bruno Fernandes, Bernardo Silva, and Joao Felix, and the Netherlands outrageous center back stockpile of Virgil Van Dijk, De Light, Mickey van de Ven, Nathan Ake, Stefan De Vrij, and Daley Blind.

Enjoy!

Hello and welcome to the first annual Footy Banter awards show! We carefully analyzed the 2023/24 season of soccer around this great wide world and came up with some awards for it. Some nominations and conversations include...

Who was the player of the season: Vini Jr or Jude Bellingham? Which bald person produced a more impressive season: Pep Guardiola or Jean-Phelippe Mateta? Which goal was more impressive: Alejandro Garnacho's bike against Everton or that one random meg/rabona from the Championship (you know the one I mean)

Enjoy!

Whaaaaatup and welcome back for Episode 71. This week, we talk Inter Miami's "load management" and what that means for ticket prices, break down more managerial madness with alllll the new appointments, and give a little preview for the Champions League final. Enjoy!

Whaaaaatup welcome back and sorry for our second straight year-end hiatus for no reason. We were busy.

We talk...

- Our first week as a fully credentialed outlet at the Hudson River Derby for NYCFC vs New York Red Bulls at Citi Field

- Pep Guardiola's dominance in the Premier League with Manchester City, plus Haaland, De Bruyne, Foden, Gundogan, and John Stones as club heros.

- How close Arsenal came to glory, and what Mikel Arteta needs to do to get it right next year. Is Odegaard, Rice, Saka and Saliba enough?

- Bayer Leverkusen's season coming to an end it tragic fashion for football (we're sorry Atalanta). How Xabi Aolonso's side should be viewed by history without being perfect. Does the Europa League count as a treble?

- Chelsea's split with Mauricio Pochettino. Is anything ever really mutual? Who does Chelsea appoint from here? And where does Poch turn for his next job?

Whaaaatup and welcome back for episode 69 (no comment)

This week, we're taking Champions League Semi-Finals and the final lap of the Premier League Title race. Plus we play some trivia, and tell stories of our MLS Coverage. Enjoy!

Whaaatup and welcome back for episode 68!

This week, we're ranking the top 10 players of the 2023/24 season. Ya boys are going round robin, and blindly counting down from 10 to 1 until we've ranked the ten best players of the season.

Plus we bring an MLS Blast and Trivia! Rate us five stars please, that'd be great. Unless you didn't enjoy it, in which case please don't tell us (it WILL hurt our feelings).