Welcome back as we tackle the questions nobody bothered to ask about our episode on Young Guns starring Emilio Estevez and everyone else who was hot in 1988.

Zack gives us a brief history lesson about the Lincoln County War and how this film is surprisingly probably the most accurate representation ever put on film. We go in detail about which of the Young "Buns" actors has showed his buns the most on screen and can't even believe the number that Charlie Sheen puts on the scoreboard. Side note, one of the actresses in an early sex scene with LDP is someone Zack knows very well from Battlestar Galactica / Jenny from Pretty in Pink (and is apparently the daughter of the bad guy from Ernest Goes to Camp, small world).

We play a brief game to see if Jenny can name a single current celebrity that is the age of the Young Guns cast. Zack hits up more numbers than you would ever care to know about the box office and release schedule.

In print, we see the issue of Hustler magazine that started The People vs Larry Flynt was on the news stands when this movie was released. In Playboy we are introduced to Cooper Hefner, who seems to be much less of a creep than his father. Zack also realizes that he was lied to when he was told he was in the Guinness record holding conga line. Jerry Seinfeld makes a very poor prediction about his future.

In the Washington PA Observer Reporter we cover a few current events, but much more riveting was the Friday Night TV schedule and an article about the ladies boxing competition at the local fair getting much more spicy than the children in the audience were prepared for.

We are back and this time with a proper movie. We watched Young Guns from 1988. There were 80's heartthrobs all over the place in what bizarrely seems to be maybe the most historically accurate film depicting the Lincoln County War. That's right, this is a biopic about Billy the Kid.

Spoiler alert, it is kind of serious and Bon Jovi is nowhere to be seen. We think all of our preconceived notions about this film were from Young Guns 2.

Come along with us as we see a Fagan-like General Zod teach a wayward band of misfits about how to be cultured only to be gunned down in the streets by a business rival. We get to see all of the shootin and cussin and jokes about bodily functions you would want in a film like this. We have one of the wildest drug scenes in the history of film. We get a little buns shot for the ladies from Coach Bombay that sadly does nothing for Jenny. We get a less DILFy Dermot Mulrooney who nobody knew yet, so he has to just be gross. Did we mention Lou Diamond Phillips and Howard Hughes are in this?

Watch this movie and then come along for the ride on something that was even more forbidden than we realized.

One last time into the fray!

We have done it. We are now surely the internet's best and most complete resource for the first 2 seasons of 90's cable erotica Red Shoe Diaries.

David Duchovny and Stella are back to read another letter from a Parisienne ad executive and her old flame / impossible to work with auteur commercial director. We have (surprise) red shoes in an episode for the first time in forever. There are random elevator shots, no crazy bedroom sets, stair sex, and a very low abdomen shot of our lead actor for the ladies.

Come along for one last ride before we get back into movies. Come for the uneven amount of time our lead actress's right nipple has compared to the left, but stay for the stubbled Jordan Padalecki lookalike lead actor tipping over chairs and screaming "Touch Me!"