We went away but not forever! With the premiere of RHOC last week, Sandra had to come on and give her thoughts, and also let you know why we haven't dropped an episode in a minute.

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RHONJ Season 14 Episode 5: Sandra and Mandy decide during this week’s episode that winners want the ball, and Teresa doesn’t seem to want the ball! We finally get to break out the apology play rubric and *mostly* agree on the quality of the apologies given. There is lots of “putting it in the middle” play by the ladies at the Bougie Brunch, leading to finger pointing, face play and quips galore. Plus, Mandy wins our new QuigQuog game today, but DID SHE CHEAT? You decide!

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RHONJ Season 14 Episode 4: Sandra and Mandy make history this week as they create a new game for podcast: Quig Quog! And they also get to the bottom of that age old mystery: Who let the dogs out??? We were delighted by this episode’s smorgasbord of Pampered Pets and Face Plays. We discuss all the important play that happened this episode: some join the fight play, PTCs, IFIs, and relationship play! Plus, we know Jennifer Aydin loves to use the WaterBoy Play, but are WaterBoy Plays actually good play?

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Join Sandra and Mandy as they cover all the plays from "Shore-ing Up Sides." We've got an amazing double Play of the Game AND Bystander of the Week. Plus: What do Margaret and AFI Top 100 movie Bridge on the River Kwai have in common? Can Sandra have multiple Tear Play in one night? How many buttons can you leave undone at a restaurant with linen tablecloths? And the biggest question of all, what IS Jersey?

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Sandra and Mandy cover all the play in Season 14 Episode 2 of Real Housewives of New Jersey. Sandra talks about Pampered Pet Play and what Teresa’s dog needs to do to step it up to the level of Melissa Gorga’s dog. Mandy teaches us that there’s no such thing as bad Fashion Play and together, we create a hit song about Gia. Find out who we pick for our Plays of the Game and our MVPs in an episode all about a Celebration of Life party for Danielle Cabral’s (not dead) spouse. It's confusing, I know.

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Join Sandra and Mandy as they get Not California High on the joy of a new season of play! Rachel starts her sophomore season off with a Messy Fessy party (has anyone seen my electric toothbrush?). We've got our first Tear Play of the season, some decent Injury, Fear, or Illness (IFI) play, and the newly named Dance Mom Play. Sandra comes up with the best naming system for The Husbands EVER (with a nod to Margaret Atwood). Also: Middle Jersey Peace Talks, Big Ass Play, and Mandy makes a big apology for insulting strippers and cash guns. And apologies also to Robert Duvall for forgetting your name. Who could be angry at God when we've got Jersey episodes rolling!

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It’s the RHONJ Eras Tour!!! Join us as we revisit some Hall of Fame plays from past eras of RHONJ and also look forward to Season 14 by analyzing the S14 trailer and play styles of each of our RHONJ players. This episode, Mandy celebrates a new era of her life as she turns 50! (Happy Birthday, Mandy!!!) and she gets a special birthday message from a certain rookie RHOSLC player. This episode we coined some new terms, including: The Mean Girls Conference Call, Schmootzing, the Water Boy move and Camel Play. We also took a look into our crystal ball to make some predictions about who will be fired after this season! Will it be Teresa Giudice? Or Melissa Gorga? Or both?? And finally, we explore some of our own favorite life eras like starting relationships via blackberry messenger and crying at long distance phone call commercials. Get ready, Bleacher Nation, RHONJ Season 14 IS COMING!!!!

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Join Sandra and Mandy as they dish on the top twenty housewives, thanks to Sandra's detailed RSS analysis of ALL FRANCHISES! Who's the real Dork Lord now? Plus: Mandy insults the entire state of New Jersey, Hunting Housewives gets another free plug, and Sandra coins the term "lastability." Come to find out who the number one housewife is, and stick around for the dish on why Miami is absent from our top 20.

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Intro and Outro Music: “Stomping Rock” by Alex Grohl

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