Of all the adaptations of Giuseppe Verdi's La Traviata, this one was the most confusing.

If you need a film to teach someone a lesson about the dangers of arming chimps with straight razors, this one will do it.

You're never gonna guess what happens in this one.

Nightmare Weekend is one of the most inscrutable movies I’ve ever seen. The only part I really get is where a hand puppet from a church basement religious show is killing people with little grey balls. Everything after that got really weird.

Boy, he sure does run.

One thing I can say about this movie with absolute certainty is that it was shot in Buffalo. As a bonus, the creature clearly cast a shadow when exposed to a light source. Truth in advertising indeed.

You think your cat has killer hairballs? Ha! I mean seriously folks. I've heard of a hat-on-a-hat, but a cat-in-a-cat? You guys are great. Anyway, what else is in the news... Um, have you heard about this? This cat has poison spit, and can contaminate your entire food supply. What is this Chipotle? Thank you, you guys have been great that's my time. Remember to spay and neuter your pets.

Not all landlords are vicious child stealing cannibals. However...