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Functional Chaos Podcast

By: Dev Jade and Kali
  • Summary

  • Just 3 unhinged goofballs doing the best we can to host a podcast! Life is way too unforgiving to be so judgmental and serious. We want to create an atmosphere like, girls night in! A space to talk about things that matter, while also bullsh*tting about thing that don’t!
    Dev, Jade, and Kali
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Episodes
  • Ep. 70 Post-Mortem Riggeties | RANDOM
    Jul 29 2024

    We Back Chaotic Nerds!

    We are missing Jade this week because she is sitting on some animals all week🙃 so Kali and Dev are going to bring you your topic inspired by the letter, R. 😁Though there is no function to this chaos, they deliver on this ADHD brain relatable episode about just random shiz!

    It is a groups topic! While Kali brings us a combination of something that has her pissed, something hilarious, and a relatable story about her sister; Dev gives us a boiling pot of random things that start with R, which is absolutely above and beyond the assignment and we looooove it!🤭

    Hope This Episode Helps Jump Start Your Chaotic Monday Babes!

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    Check out the sourced article about Charolette the Sting Ray & the Government Cheese Caves:

    - https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/05/31/charlotte-the-stingray-reproductive-disease/73923031007/

    - https://www.farmlinkproject.org/stories-and-features/cheese-caves-and-food-surpluses-why-the-u-s-government-currently-stores-1-4-billion-lbs-of-cheese


    Don't forget to check out our new Merch!

    https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com

    Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod!

    Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcast

    TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast

    Individual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you 💚 jade_for_you_ 🩵 dev_for_youu


    Thanks for Listening & Watching!

    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

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    1 hr and 34 mins
  • Ep. 69 Jade Can’t Speak, Kali Is Delusional, & Dev Can’t Stop Yawning | QUIZ (Personality Version)
    Jul 15 2024

    Happy Chaotic Monday Babes!🖤

    In casual Functional Chaos fashion we switch our studio location this week, cause Kali’s a/c broke and her room was the only room with the portable a/c in it. So here we are, apologies for the terrible lighting for those watching this weeks episode, her room needs a serious makeover🤭🙃🤷‍♀️.

    Aside from the visual, our audio was finally working (other than the first minute) this week so we deep dove into Jade’s individual topic this week, brought to you by the letter Q! Earlier in the week Jade had the whole crew take a personality Quiz and we analyze them for you online!✨Spoiler Alert: Jade calls Dev & Kali boring for their results!😂

    Tho this is a shorter episode, we hope it scratched your chaotic nerve to get you through your week besties!💋


    Fell Free to the free online 16 Personalities test to find your lettershttps://www.16personalities.com/


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    Don't forget to check out our new Merch!

    https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com


    Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod!

    Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcast

    TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast

    Individual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you 💚 jade_for_you_ 🩵 dev_for_youu


    Thanks for Listening & Watching!

    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

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    52 mins
  • Ep. 68 Tingly Between The Bingly | PERIODS
    Jul 8 2024

    Hey! Disclaimer! 🤭

    As you can hopefully tell by the title of this episode, this chaotic trio is shamelessly talking about periods! So if you’re not a bestie that wants to hear non-professional, professional uterus owners talk about their experiences with period based diseases, birth control, and the weird unnecessary shame that surrounds something half of the world's population has or does experience naturally!


    This weeks episode is brought to you by the letter P! Kali starts off the group topic by talking about endometriosis and her own experience with it. The struggles of getting it diagnosed and how common it is among the owners of uteruses. Dev takes us to talking about PCOS (poly-cystic ovarian syndrome) and her own experiences with having it. She also gives us some insight on something she’s just finding out about called PMDD (premenstrual dysphoric disorder) and how she relates to the symptoms of this and how underdiagnosed these illnesses are. Jade finishes us off with talking to us about birth control. Birth control is such a HUGE part of periods, and it’s very important to know what your options are, the effectiveness, and side effects. We also discuss our own experiences with birth control. In no way is this to discourage you from any of them or to say that our experiences will be your experiences. It’s always important to find a doctor that you feel comfortable talking about these things with!

    On a less serious note, we are the most non-experts, non-professional, people to be getting true, hard factual, non-wikipedia, information from, so if that is what you’re here for I’m afraid you might be set up to fail. You’ll definitely laugh tho brother! 👍


    As always have an amazing Chaotic Week Besties!✨

    🩷🩵💚


    Don't forget to check out our new Merch!

    https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com

    Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod!

    Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcast

    TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast

    Individual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you 💚 jade_for_you_ 🩵 dev_for_youu


    Thanks for Listening & Watching!

    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

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    1 hr and 40 mins

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