Episodes

  • INFINITY WAR: active dick voice & other friendly moments (our 100th episode)
    Oct 9 2024

    back before Marvel shit the bed, the Avengers and their vast array of conflicting personalities were willing to sacrifice everything in an attempt to defeat the powerful Thanos before his blitz of devastation and ruin puts an end to the universe...which eventually happens because *someobdy* (Thor) just had to gloat instead of actually take care of business. Star-Lord is innocent, and Thanos had a point.


    the 100th episode of Geek Accident.

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    2 hrs and 47 mins
  • SOLITARY: who the *fuck* is Dolph?
    Sep 29 2024

    a hypochondriac hates food. Hurley cheers people up. Jack chooses golf over his patients. Sayid smells bad. Rousseau probably smells worse. Sawyers has 45 seconds of screen time. Shannon opts for skin cancer.

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    48 mins
  • ANT-MAN & the WASP: cancel the food, i want string cheese and a juice box
    Sep 25 2024

    As Scott Lang balances being a superhero, a father, a felon, a business man, and an aspiring magician, Hope van Dyne and Dr. Hank Pym present an urgent new mission to find a lab, a component and a thesaurus, leading Ant-Man to fight alongside The Wasp (for all of 30 seconds) and uncover secrets from their past. and Michelle Pfeiffer is so sexy it's physically painful.

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    2 hrs and 14 mins
  • RAGNAROK: Taika Waititi is Marvel's Jimmy Kimmel
    Sep 17 2024

    essentially being a dancing monkey on the super weird planet Sakaar, Thor must highjack an orgy plane in order return to Asgard and stop/cause Ragnarök, the destruction of his world, at the hands of the powerful and ruthless and quite sexy villain Hela. Meik guest stars.

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    2 hrs and 52 mins
  • CONFIDENCE MAN: it might as well be CSI
    Sep 15 2024

    Shannon's a nerd. Locke stirs the pot. Sun gets a medical degree. Charlie gas lights Claire. Jack throws hands. Sawyer keeps being Sawyer.

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    57 mins
  • DOCTOR STRANGE: her real bald head looks like a fake bald head
    Sep 10 2024

    after texting while driving, an unbearably egotistical neurosurgeon goes on a wacky, tea induced journey of physical and spiritual healing, eventually making Wong laugh and calling it a win. also, he's a wizard.

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    2 hrs and 12 mins
  • THE MOTH: actors in blackface is unacceptable, innit?
    Sep 7 2024

    Charlie blames someone else. Locke is a rehab. Jack gets buried alive. Liam steals the show. Sayid gets knocked the fuck out.

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    46 mins
  • HOMECOMING: this is not a secret, this is well known
    Aug 31 2024

    after a wildly incorrect passage of time, an annoingly evil Peter Parker tries to stop Adrian 'The Vulture' Toomes from lovingly providing for his family by selling weapons made with advanced Chitauri technology while trying to balance his life as an ordinary high school student...and not doing very well with that.

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    2 hrs and 27 mins