Get Off My Lawn

By: Darren & Dave
  • Summary

  • Welcome to 'Get Off My Lawn,' the podcast where we lovingly poke fun at the quirks of social media, millennials, and Gen Z with a healthy dose of humor and satire. Join two regular Aussie blokes as we navigate through the world of hashtags, viral trends, avocado toast, and everything in between. Get ready for some light-hearted banter, a few eye rolls, and a lot of laughs as we affectionately tease the stereotypes and idiosyncrasies of these digital generations. Let's unpack, unwind, and share a good-natured laugh or two. This is 'Get Off My Lawn'!

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Episodes
  • #11: Drag Queen Rescues and Aged Urine
    Sep 29 2024
    G'day GOML Army and welcome back to another fun packed edition of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast.In this episode we dive into a mix of hilarious anecdotes, social commentary, and listener dilemmas.
    • Road Rage and Racial Stereotypes
    • X Treasures
    • Valentina Gomez - The No-BS Politician
    • Dear Dave Segment

    Shoutouts to Matt S and MR C( I called him MR G?) for the loyal listens and interaction.
    Thanks for listening, catch-ya next episode.


    Timestamps00:00:00 - Camping Stories and Evening Gowns00:03:14 - Podcast Introduction and Hosts ' Banter00:05:02 - Driving Game: Asian, Australian, Indian00:08:17 - TikTok Highlights: Spelling and Math Lessons00:13:32 - Roadblock of Justice: Breakdown Lane Hero00:17:20 - Plus-Sized Complaints on a Plane00:20:14 - Naked Man on a Train: Aussie Intervention00:23:19 - Valentina Gomez: No BS Campaign00:25:34 - Aged Urine: Drinking and Topical Application00:29:55 - Dear Dave: Pole Dancing Dilemma00:36:08 - Listener Shoutouts and Show Wrap-Up
    #dragqueens #heroorvillain #funny #nofilter #friends #genz #millennials #Comedy #DearDave #Podcast #poledancing #ValentinaGomez #wokemindvirus

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    40 mins
  • #10: Deserts, Rayguns and Woke Dad.
    Sep 18 2024

    Hey GOMLARMY, Welcome back to another episode where Dave and I laugh at stupid stuff on the internet, make fun of the woke mob and blame the ills of the world on the last couple of generations.


    This week:

    - We hear from Dave on his expedition into the centre of Australia and its surprising amount of pubs.

    -We make an apology for an international incident.

    -Baylen has gone off the rails!

    -A momentous introduction to a 'Unique' individual.

    -We end of the episode with a cultural conundrum.

    Thanks for listening.
    Our Links->

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    Video Links

    https://www.tiktok.com/@baylen.dupree/video/7393516308190711086 Baylen


    https://www.tiktok.com/@the_shoe_fits/video/7284749314373504299 mall interaction


    https://www.tiktok.com/@the_shoe_fits/video/7266179882298772779 tattoo


    https://www.tiktok.com/@the_shoe_fits/video/7215712749131713838 name change



    Timestamps

    00:00:00 - Night Out Observations : Dave shares a story about a night out with the boss, observing young men drinking cocktails and young women drinking beers.

    00:01:36 - Podcast Introduction : Introduction to the Get Off My Lawn podcast with hosts Darren and Dave, including their social media handles and a mention of their competition with Gavin McGinnis.

    00:02:51 - International Incident Apology : Dave apologizes for an Australian breakdancer's poor performance at the Olympic Games, leading to a humorous discussion about breakdancing.

    00:05:03 - Dave 's Outback Adventure: Dave recounts his recent trip through the Simpson Desert, including a breakdown and an innovative repair using a winch rope.

    00:11:09 - Australian Outback Vastness : Discussion about the vastness of Australian outback stations, including the size of the largest station in Australia.

    00:13:03 - Podcast Milestone : Celebration of the podcast's 10th episode and a transition to funnier topics.

    00:13:30 - Baylen Dupree 's New Tic: Introduction to Baylen Dupree and her new tic, leading to a humorous critique of her behaviour.

    00:18:59 - Introduction to Woke Dad : Introduction to Daniel Alexander, also known as Woke Dad, and his quest for internet fame through virtue signalling.

    00:25:59 - Woke Dad 's Tattoo Story: Woke Dad shares a story about getting a new tattoo and an interaction with a woman at the store, leading to a discussion about his credibility.

    00:30:55 - Woke Dad 's Son's Name Change: Woke Dad talks about allowing his son to change his name, leading to a critique of his parenting style.

    00:36:07 - Dear Dave: Cultural Appropriation : A listener asks for advice on wearing traditional clothing from different cultures without offending anyone, leading to humorous suggestions from Dave.

    00:43:05 - Podcast Wrap-Up : Closing remarks, including a call to action for listeners to subscribe, follow, and send in their problems for Dave to address.


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    46 mins
  • #9: Lizard Man, A Citizen's Arrest and Vegan Dilemmas!
    Aug 26 2024

    Hey, Get Off My Lawn Army!

    Welcome back to another episode where Dave and I laugh at stupid stuff on the internet, make fun of the woke mob and blame the ills of the world on the last couple of generations.


    This week:

    Lizard Man Anecdote:

    We kicked off the episode with a hilarious and somewhat bizarre story about a long-time visitor to Dave's shop, affectionately known as "Lizard Man."

    TV Show Rant - The Boys:

    Dave shared his thoughts on the TV show "The Boys,"

    Protester Fails:

    We had a good laugh at some protester fails

    Flat Earth Mark Update:

    We revisited Flat Earth Mark, and his disturbing revelations about his past.

    Dear Dave:

    Dave and I helped out a meat challenged listener.

    Knife Fail Clip:

    We wrapped up the episode with a funny clip of a guy testing a pocket knife, only to quickly realize the folly of his actions.


    Contact Information:

    · Instagram, Facebook & X: @GomlArmy

    · Email: gomlarmy@gmail.com (Subject: Dear Dave)


    Video Links

    https://x.com/ausiecountryboy/status/1784879697492431305?s=46&t=AsJMFC6J4IvG3Md797np0w protest festival look at Melbourne

    https://x.com/gandhiaoc/status/1785582537537995218?s=46&t=AsJMFC6J4IvG3Md797np0w audible protest remover

    https://youtu.be/UyIgOqzbMFE?si=lOd4Y4aEGKerqIIo anti Israel protester in Holland

    https://x.com/clownworld_/status/1805982908982960291?s=61&t=21WvB0Cl82HQs0pTN6ME3Q rope over road

    https://youtu.be/dG9Y7oicolc?si=9m925p2aTjp9XYst Fake protestor

    https://www.tiktok.com/@bungeemarkofficial/video/7343137898503359746 Flat earth

    https://www.tiktok.com/@bungeemarkofficial/video/7343234332879883521 Mark

    https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8hZ35UBBKM/?igsh=MWk1YnBwM3d1ZXJuaw== Hobby Horse

    Timestamps

    00:00:00 - Lizard Man 's Visits: .

    00:05:08 - Podcast Introduction :

    00:07:38 - TV Show "The Boys":

    00:13:06 - Melbourne 's Protest Culture: .

    00:15:09 - Protester Fails :

    00:19:25 - Protesters and Barricades :

    00:21:31 - Attention-Seeking Protester :

    00:25:20 - Flat Earth Mark 's Citizen's Arrest:

    00:34:39 - Hobby Horsing Championships :

    00:43:54 - Dear Dave: Vexed Vegan :

    00:52:00 - Knife Testing Fail :

    #comedy #theboys #vegan #flatearth #hobbyhorsing #trending #podcast #podcasting

    Intro & Outro Music by Udio ai.


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    55 mins

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