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Yippey we're off to Summer Camp! Shock ending spoiler discussed, possibly problematic? Tony and Adam are progressive, thats what “everyone” says; they support all communities. Okay?! Good.

This is Sleepaway Camp a film directed by Robert Hiltzik, who masterfully tells the tale of a young girl struggling to come to terms with her traumatic past. A cop struggles to come to terms with the tragic loss of a moustache and a number of actors struggle to cope with their director, what does it all mean?

Nothing, nothing at all.

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Now this is Humanoids from the Deep (1980) a film directed by Barbara Peeters and Jimmy T Murakami and produced by Roger Corman. Yet another infamous movie to make it onto the UK’s video nasties list, ah the good old days, when people who were desperate to be offended could decide what you could or couldn't watch.

This is yet another film that highlights the animal kingdoms general poor form. Tony and Adam take their horror journey to the depths of the ocean where they encounter mutated creatures high on chemicals and out for some action. This isn’t a documentary, but if it was then it would paint a grim view of our future, enslaved by randy fish dudes.

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What does this say about men, everything, nothing, something? Well all of these and bugger all! But does it do it in style or not or does it? Annoyed by this description? well that’s men innit!?
Basically this is about male pregnancy and the challenges it presents. Like a modern version of Junior.
This is Men from 2022, a film by Alex Garland and this is something perculiar.
You get to see Kinear’s junk as well, which some movie buffs will be all over, like a termite on a discarded doughnut
I'm also fairly sure that they'll end up churning out a trilogy, Men 2, Men 3 maybe even Men 4, Men 5 etc.
Men men men men, manly men men men!
Men men men men, manly men men men!
Men men men men, manly men, oo hoo hoo, hoo hoo, oo. (Copyright that comedy show about 2 blokes and kid)