Episodios

  • HOZ Open a Daycare with Joey
    Jan 22 2026

    On this episode of the HOZ Comedy Podcast with Joey, the hosts return with full energy, kicking things off with opening banter, a YouTube subscriber push, and updates from the comedy scene. The conversation quickly dives into discussions around Somalian daycare profits and open mic culture, blending real-world headlines with sharp comedic commentary. From there, the episode bounces through unexpected territory of connecting hot metal mishaps to Crip and Blood terminology, revisiting controversial daycare fraud stories, and unpacking ICE-related debates alongside theories about global elites. Nothing stays serious for long, as the crew flips heavy topics into humor without losing the edge. The back half leans fully into classic HOZ chaos, debating cartoon princess hygiene, prankster punishments, and cultural icons like Speedy Gonzales and Pepe Le Pew, before wrapping up with final show announcements. It’s another unfiltered, wide-ranging episode that mixes comedy, commentary, and pure barbershop-style conversation.

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    34 m
  • Joey’s Nails and Hondoe’s Losing Bets
    Jan 19 2026

    On this episode of the HOZ Comedy Podcast with Joey, the crew kicks off with Chicago sports talk, questionable betting decisions, and Joey explaining his painted nails, setting the tone for another unpredictable ride. The crew makes a major announcement about the new open mic at 115 Bourbon Street, giving comics something big to look forward to. From there, things spiral into comedy gold as the hosts riff on virtual boos, mega-church culture, and the absurdity of modern entertainment. The conversation jumps from Drewski’s skits to the idea of adult puppet movies, proving no topic is too weird for the table. The episode wraps with reactions to football losses, nostalgia for arcades like Arc Raiders, and a bizarre detour into a burnt peanut streamer moment before reminding listeners to pull up to the open mic and subscribe. Funny, chaotic, and very Chicago-like, this one feels like a hang you didn’t know you needed.

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    34 m
  • Almost a Musical
    Jan 12 2026

    This episode of the HOZ Comedy Podcast with Joey, the crew kicks off with loose banter and a breakdown of a viral seat incident that quickly sets the tone for an unhinged but hilarious ride. The conversation escalates into wild observations about Disney trips, including overcrowding, questionable behavior, and a robbery story that somehow involves a bathroom because of course it does. Midway through, the crew dives into the complicated relationship people have with “problematic” artists, debating whether classic music still hits when the lyrics and creators wouldn’t survive today’s internet. Explicit old-school jams, nostalgia, and guilty pleasures take center stage as the hosts keep it honest and funny. The episode wraps up with behind-the-scenes talk on naming podcast episodes for SEO, content strategy, and closing thoughts, giving listeners both laughs and a peek into the podcast grind. Raw, ridiculous, and real this episode doesn’t try to behave.

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    34 m
  • Not Another Conspiracy Episode
    Jan 8 2026

    In this episode of the HOZ Comedy Podcast with Joey, the crew dives headfirst into conspiracy culture, modern paranoia, and internet-fueled theories—with humor leading the way. The conversation kicks off by unpacking the Kanye West Illuminati sacrifice theory before questioning whether “woke” television shows are winning awards for talent or politics. Things get stranger as the hosts discuss synchronicities like seeing the number 67 everywhere, explore the rapidly evolving and occasionally risky capabilities of AI, and revisit long-debated allegations and political theories surrounding Michael Jackson. From there, the episode spirals into lighter territory, breaking down viral conspiracies like Birds Aren’t Real, secret pigeon surveillance, aliens possibly living among us, and how everyday tech, from self-checkout lanes to data tracking feeds modern control theories. The episode wraps with a fun yet thoughtful discussion on time travel, the butterfly effect, and a heartfelt push for animal adoption, before reminding listeners to support the podcast. It’s a perfect blend of laughs, skepticism, curiosity, and classic HOZ-style chaos.

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    35 m
  • Cold Weather, Hot Jokes
    Jan 5 2026

    On this episode of the HOZ Comedy Podcast with Joey, the boys start off cold, (literally) with a chilly weather report before quickly warming up into a wide-ranging conversation packed with laughs, nostalgia, and off-the-rails commentary. The crew dives into current headlines involving Jake Paul, tragedies in the news, and Nigeria’s travel ban, balancing real-world topics with humor and perspective. From there, the conversation shifts into childhood memories, debating Real IDs, holding flashlights for parents, first smoking experiences, and the origin story behind Hondo’s nickname. Nostalgia hits hard as the crew reminisces about classic gaming systems like Xbox, PlayStation, and Dreamcast, before dreaming up casting ideas for the upcoming Street Fighter movie. The back half of the episode takes a fun detour into horror memories—from The Exorcist fears to wild Gremlins theories—before wrapping things up with heartfelt talk about animal adoption and encouraging listeners to support the show. It’s a perfect mix of comedy, culture, and chaos.

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    33 m
  • Happy New Year.
    Jan 1 2026

    The HOZ Comedy Podcast kicks off the New Year with jokes, greetings, and a little victory lap after a back-to-back fantasy football championship. From there, the crew jumps into holiday movie talk, onesie controversies, and the strange ways comedy gets censored when nobody’s expecting it. Things shift into real-world stand-up when the hosts break down navigating unpredictable crowds and reactions at a recent Magoo’s comedy show, including moments where the audience took the night in an unexpected direction. The episode balances laughs with growth, as the crew reflects on lessons learned from live shows, future plans, production hurdles, and what’s next for the podcast in the New Year. They wrap things up with resolutions, shoutouts, pet adoption love, and a push to support the show on YouTube.

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    35 m
  • Michigan Coach Scandal
    Dec 29 2025

    This episode of the HOZ Comedy Podcast with Joey, the crew jumps straight into holiday chaos, starting with Santa suits, Christmas gift stress, and a surprisingly heated debate over Starbucks cup sizes. The crew then tackles a classic “what would you do?” scenario by debating lump-sum versus weekly lottery winnings before spiraling into some of the wildest headlines of the week, including a Michigan coach scandal that feels stranger than fiction. From there, the conversation veers into a terrifying skydiving mishap, sleep apnea realities, and a tragic teen story that somehow leads to one of the most ridiculous acronyms ever created. The crew doesn’t shy away from heavier topics either, diving into the ethics of child support, paternity revelations, and pop culture moments that leave everyone confused. The episode wraps with bizarre movie scenes, shocking animal stories, and a call to action for listeners, closing out another unfiltered, laugh-heavy ride.

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    48 m
  • Mistle Camel Toe
    Dec 24 2025

    The HOZ Comedy Podcast with Joey goes full holiday mode as the crew kicks off a Christmas episode rocking onesies and immediately diving into the stress of adult gift-giving. From the pressure of buying presents for a new girlfriend to navigating open bars, themed pop-ups, and questionable Christmas parties, nothing about the holidays is simple. The conversation shifts into classic Christmas movie debates, Home Alone fan theories, and giving Bruce Willis his well-earned flowers. Things take a nostalgic (and slightly traumatic) turn as everyone recalls the exact moment they realized Santa wasn’t real, before closing out with the dedication, paranoia, and straight-up drama of Elf on the Shelf. The episode wraps with holiday reflections, laughs, and the perfect mix of festive cheer and unfiltered honesty.

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    49 m