Kat gifts Sara her very best piece of river trash, to celebrate their return to the Chronicle Mysteries.

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Kat ziplines Sara into a huge foam ball pit, inspired by the first Chronicle Mystery.

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Professional chef Jason gets into the wild boar meat of this movie with Sara and Kat by preparing several litigation-worthy but delicious absinthe-based dishes.

Sara and Kat don their most accurate Marie Antoinette-style victory rolls while chatting about Gourmet Detective: Eat, Drink, and Be Buried.

We promise to improve our audio by the next episode, although we can't stop Kat's neighbor from weedwhacking dirt.

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Sara and Kat schedule simultaneous sleep studies so they'll be ready if an intruder tries to attack them before 11am, inspired by Gourmet Detective: Death al Dente.

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Sara prepares a beautiful spread of forcemeats and aspics for Kat in honor of Gourmet Detective: A Healthy Place to Die.

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Kat ruins 6 of Sara's best knives trying to stab them unsuccessfully into a cutting board after they cover the first Gourmet Detective movie.

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Kat and Sara are feeling the pressure of an arbitrary deadline of three months to record before the podcast reverts back to the bank.