Dawn of the Dogman gets the full Streamin’ Demons treatment! Jo (Wisconsin native) and Amelie (French folklore queen) unpack Seth Breedlove’s gripping new documentary on the legendary Michigan Dogman—eyewitness stories, historical roots, and a heartfelt tribute to the late Linda Godfrey. From possible misidentified bears to Native lore and straight-up interdimensional vibes, we loved how it lets YOU decide what’s lurking in the Northwoods. Our first doc together flew by in 77 minutes of gorgeous landscapes, smart interviews, and zero agenda-pushing. Perfect chill date-night watch that’ll make you question every shadow in the forest.

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KEY MOMENTS

Opening chaos – Jo admits he was blindsided by Linda Godfrey’s passing mid-watch—total gut punch

Main plot or twist – The origin of the infamous 1987 radio song that accidentally birthed a legend

Character study – Linda Godfrey’s warm, open-minded interviews steal the show (RIP legend)

Jo’s big take – “If you grew up in the Northwoods like me, some of these stories feel WAY too real”

Amelie’s reflection – Ties Dogman to French folklore like La Bête du Gévaudan and the “lougarou” connection...(Jo hopes he typed any of those words correctly)

WTF moment – Armed kids on a family shotgun patrol—peak rural America energy

Jo and Amelie rip into Influencers (2025) on Shudder, the razor-sharp sequel that makes you cheer for the villain. A lesbian couple’s romantic French getaway turns into a nightmare when an unhinged influencer won’t take 'leave us alone' for an answer. We lose our minds over the authentic French vibes (Amelie spotted her old castles!), the hateably perfect toxic characters, and how this movie makes you wanna yeet every ring-light warrior into the void. Zero forced representation, just real people being messy, murderous, and magnificent. Hour-and-fifty flies by like a scooter in Bali. Grab some wine, lock the door, and watch this NOW. We’re Amazon Affiliates — if you click our links and buy stuff, we get a little kickback (thanks!). Full episode + more unhinged rants at https://linktr.ee/Emptyhell

KEY MOMENTS

• Opening chaos – Jo screams 'I was ROOTING for the bad guy!' within the first five minutes
• That vineyard dinner from hell – Amelie relives every annoying American tourist she’s ever met
• The 'oh my god they actually speak real French' freakout – Amelie loses it over authentic castles & accents
• Jo’s introvert rage – 'If I’m on vacation, DO NOT TALK TO ME' (same, king)
• WTF moment – The twist that had us both yelling at the screen like lunatics
• Theme kicker – Why this sequel made Amelie immediately hunt down Influencer (2022)

The movie that broke Amelie's internet (not in the good way) Jo and Amelie dive into the fresh-out-the-mud 2025 horror Pig Hill starring Shane West—and as far as Jo & Amelie can tell, the movie is secretly about Big Dick Pigs terrorizing a town of exactly seven supermodels. From pitch-black scenes you can’t see, mystery margaritas, a population shortage that would make Stephen King jealous, and an ending so obvious we called it before the title card—this episode is pure chaotic evil. We clock-watched, we cackled, we begged for one background extra. Come suffer with us. We’re Amazon Affiliates—any links we drop and you click/buy help feed your demons! Full episode + everything Streamin’ Demons at https://linktr.ee/emptyhell

KEY MOMENTS

• Opening chaos – Jo declares: “This movie is about Big Dick Pigs” and we never recover
• “There’s literally nobody in this town” – Population count: seven gorgeous humans, zero extras
• The Mystery of the Third Margarita – Ignoring plot to solve the real horror: whose giant drink is this??
• Jo calls the entire ending in under five minutes (Amelie needed four)
• WTF moment – People get shot in the face and we still have no idea who they are
• Theater walk-out verdict – Simultaneous “we’re leaving” energy, Big Dick Pigs or not

Jo & Amelie go DEEP on Stephen King’s The Long Walk (2025). Dystopian teen death march, Mark Hamill as the coldest villain alive, zero ads but ALL the feels. We unpack the politics boycott BS, why the acting rips your heart out, and why this sleeper hit is Jo’s fave King adaptation in years. Walk or die vibes only.

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• Opening chaos – Jo in pink, Amelie in black, AC/DC vibes and Lionsgate Blu-ray love
• The boycott that wasn’t – Internet tried to kill this movie before it walked
• That insane treadmill screening – 3 mph or get YEETED from the theater
• Mark Hamill hate-watch supremacy – You will despise the Major, guaranteed
• Amelie’s real-life teenage death-race trauma – “Would I volunteer? Yeah, I’m that dumb”
• Jo declares it his favorite recent Stephen King movie – Rewatchable AF
• Charity treadmill marathon challenge accepted – Long Walk for JJ Cares incoming!

Jo almost rage-quit while Amelie stayed thirsty for Andy in Manor of Darkness — a brutal British indie time-loop slasher that takes FOREVER to get good. Once the manor locks its doors and the blood starts repeating? Absolute chaos. Strong acting, gorgeous shots, genius concept… buried under 50 minutes of dying-mom exposition. We argue: theater-worthy or fast-forward-to-40-mins crime? You decide.

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KEY MOMENTS

• Opening chaos – Screener mindfuck: “Is this the trailer or the whole movie?!”
• Exposition Hell – 50 minutes of dying moms, custody drama, lawyer scenes (I'm guessin') while we both took bathroom breaks
• Andy arrives – Amelie loses her mind: “Instant charisma, I follow him anywhere”
• The Loop drops – Amelie: “Original, brutal, I was glued.” Jo: “Thank fuck the real movie finally started”
• Amelie’s big take – “I’d pay theater money for this — just cut the first hour!”
• Jo’s brutal verdict – “Stream it, fast-forward to 40 mins, or suffer like I did”
• Final scene – Cold, mean, sticks the landing hard

Jo (in actual agony) & Amelie tear into The RIP Man — a £20k indie slasher that punches WAY above its weight. Killer acting, smart writing, gorgeous blue-tinted kills, and one wobbly act three can’t ruin this gem. Way better than most $30M studio sequels! (Looking at you, Black Phone!)

KEY MOMENTS

• Opening chaos – Jo watches flat on his back, still yelling about pain and glory
• “At least my dick doesn’t hurt” – the Jim Breuer dad-ism that broke Amelie
• The £20k bombshell – we find out the budget and lose our minds
• Blue-light murder aesthetic – that one kill scene had us both going “that’s BEAUTIFUL”
• Jo’s big take – “Pound-for-pound this smokes Black Phone 2” hot take
• Amelie’s reflection – low-budget doesn’t mean low-quality, France TV cult classics prove it
• WTF moment – the serial killer is somehow hilarious AND terrifying

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Ritual House 2025 gets the Streamin’ Demons treatment as Jo and Amelie unleash a wild rant! As our hero Jo battles a Tony Horton diet—Golden Child style--Amelie chows a 32-centimeter pizza, gyros, and Coke right in front!

The movie follows two friends turning a debt-ridden inherited house into a haunted bed-and-breakfast. The premise? Solid—40-something women tackling loss and finance. The acting? A disaster! Jo dubs it “third-grade play” territory, while Amelie finds it hilariously offbeat. Crystal’s stalker subplot with Bob confuses—creepy or comic? Jo sees an incel vibe, Amelie a quirky twist.

The chaos peaks with a plushie “dead cat” sporting a price tag, fake eyelashes in the shower, and death scenes sounding like diarrhea—pure unintentional laughs! Jo’s hunger fueled rants on pacing and repeated flashbacks, while Amelie dreams of her own B&B, mirroring the plot. They clash: Jo rejects it, slamming IMDb’s typos and “award of recognition” hype, while Amelie values the story’s heart. This episode’s a shoutfest of diet drama, horror flops, and personal takes—Jo teases Amelie’s feast, both mock tropes like a Ring-style TV creature. Check it out at https://linktr.ee/Emptyhell! We are Amazon Affiliates; if you click/use an Amazon link, we earn money.

• Opening chaos – Jo rants about IMDb typos and his Tony Horton diet struggle while Amelie eats pizza.
• Main plot or twist – Two friends turn a haunted house into a bed-and-breakfast, but the acting flops hard.
• Character study – Jo and Amelie debate the confusing stalker scene and Bob’s creepy charm.
• Jo’s big take – Jo calls out the film’s “third-grade play” vibe, craving a better horror twist.
• Amelie’s reflection – Amelie loves the real-life debt-to-B&B idea but mourns the lost tension.
• WTF moment – A plushie “dead cat” and fake eyelashes in the shower steal the show!

Jo and Amelie jack into Tron: Ares and don’t hold back. From childhood arcade dreams and 3D IMAX flashbacks to Jared Leto’s controversial casting, they dissect the sequel’s glowing grid of tech nostalgia, coding culture, and emotional AI twists. Amelie shares how learning programming made the movie hit differently, and Jo gets real about why Tron was his first spark into geekdom. Whether you’re here for Evan Peters, Gillian Anderson’s surprise gravitas, or to argue about what “woke” even means anymore—this ep’s got you.

Watch the lightcycles blaze, the emotions glitch, and the popcorn get silenced in the sound mix. Plus, why Tron: Ares might be the most misunderstood blockbuster of the year.

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Key Moments:

• Opening riff – Jo & Amelie admit they’re going to spoil everything.
• Nostalgia check – Rewatching the original Tron and what it made them feel.
• Big insight – Amelie’s coding story & how the film reflects real‑world AI dilemmas.
• Behind‑the‑scenes moment – Jared Leto’s casting controversy and how it plays out.
• Personal story – Jo recounts babysitter chaos and arcade memories to tie into the film’s world.
• Why it matters – Discussion on whether this is a theater‑worthy movie in the age of streaming.