You can't leave your baby in the car, so you might as well use them to prop open the door while you grab a few 30-packs! At least, that's what Jake Mattera saw someone do at a local beer store outside of Philadelphia. Jake joins Aaron to talk about that, their bodies, their own experiences as children in bars, and a whole lot more.

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The very funny stand-up comedian Adam Cozens joins Aaron for a good bit of fun, riffing, stories, and jokes before they get down to business talking about how the media treats their coverage of different types of killers. Some get the silent treatment, while others get treated like evil geniuses and are featured in TV shows, movies, and documentaries. It seems like having patience is the only real difference between the groups.

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Why aren't there still dinosaurs? Danny Getz understands the actual science behind the extinction of the great creatures that roamed the earth millions of years ago. He also understands why whatever crawled out of the ash didn't just evolve into dinosaurs again. But he also thinks it's funny to pretend like he doesn't understand it.

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Stuart Thompson got a head start on having a historically bad year in 2020 when he learned something absolutely terrible about his then-roommate that sent his own life into disarray. How bad was it? We don't even want to say it here in the description. You'll have to listen to the episode to find out what it was, how Stuart handled it, and how he's been coping with it since.

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The very funny stand-up comedian Mark DeBonis joins Aaron to talk about time. They talk about time zones, running late, being on time, and how our lives are ruled by the ever-ticking clock. No, we were not high.

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What do you do when your mom asks you to help her sign up for an OnlyFans account? Anastasia Washington joins Aaron to talk about that, WikiFeet, and more!

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Comedian Mike Rainey (Dad Meat, Lil Stinkers) joins Aaron to talk about On Percs, his book that looks back on his multi-year addiction to painkillers through the lens of cringe-worthy social media posts. They get into the origin of Mike's addiction, Aaron's lifelong fear and avoidance of drugs, and have fun making light of dark times in each of their own lives.

Mike stuck around to talk with Aaron about True Crime and our obsession with the genre and all its quirks in a bonus episode, available soon for subscribers at patreon.com/aaronhertzog

The internet made it easy for people from all over the world to connect with each other, bond, and share their interests. Comedian and writer Jordan Wold used that tool to post in the Narnia Fans Community about his love for the world through the wardrobe. He now looks back and wonders how many creeps were out there interacting with him when he was young and naive.

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