• Is it really Joever? Or has it Joenly Joest Jeejun?
• Aaron Sorkin out-dumbs himself again. (Plus, we're so psyched for his Jan. 6th movie!)
• Dialectical ruminations on JD Vance/Jeb Bush, the Jiggle Billy style origins of Mountain Dew, erotic couch speculations, etc.
• The dumbest Smart Guy™ since Aaron Sorkin, Curtis Yarvin is now the philosophical consultant to the Thiel-Vance Chimera. (Also, Josh tells riveting tale of once having been on the same flight as His Majesty King Yarvin.)
• Let the coconutpilling begin! Watch the right flail and seem to have been totally unaware that Joe Biden could drop out or die and be replaced before November 2024. And watch the left lose their minds with relief, memes and total amnesia RE Kween Kamala.
• Will the DNC nominate Ralph Nader if enough of us simultaneosly do some kind of occult-like ritual (the non-animal/human sacrificing kind) like all make Nader-based Vision Boards and read the holy text of Unsafe at Any Speed aloud every night before bed? Only one way to find out.
• Laura Loomer v. Kyrsten Sinema in a hatefuck contest for the ages. Our hosts briefly make their cases for their chosen contestant.
• Mr. Blood-drenched Liar Goes to Washington (and has plenty of dirty clothes in need of laundering).
• Another astoundingly fake Hamas video made and released by Israel.
• RIP Sonya Massey

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• Josh's Recommendation: The Songs of Leonard Cohen by Leonard Cohen
• Tim's Recommendation: NOlympics LA

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• Theme of the Day: Pointing Out Hypocrisy is Usually Futile, But, Also, Some Things Just Are Not a Good Look
• We talk RNC.
• We talk ICJ ruling on Israel-Palestine: cloud with silver lining or silver with cloudy lining? USA cares not 'bout the ICJ or ICC, just ask Nicaragua, for one.
• Trump is absolutely not fighting the deep state, is just another neocon in "populist" clothing, and has just chosen the embodiment of the deep state as his running mate and his running mate's puppet master, Peter Thiel by extension.
• The ceaseless nightmare in Gaza only gets worse, now with polio having emerged from the sewage people were already drowning in there to begin with.
• Brianna Wu not only hates Palestinians but cannot grasp the message behind Paul Verhoeven's classic film Starship Troopers.
• A man with the real legal name Mr. Pancakes goes on a possibly PCP and/or meth inspired breaking and entering spree that ends in a Richard Gere rumor styled fashion.
• Jordan Peterson can't take the heat from the racist dumbass kitchen he built and made his fortune on—the face-eating leopards have come home to roost.
• Some hip-hop music must now be approved by Uncle Sam before release.
• Bullet vending machines.
• "The Cancer of Social Media" and the live music performace selfie stickification of our dear diseased culture.

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• Josh's Recommendation: "Dress Sexy at My Funeral" by Smog
• Tim's Recommendations: 1) Sorry/Not Sorry 2) SMILF 3) Better Things

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Hear ye, hear ye! Alex "WORLDWIDE" Kellar (@TheTowerSkin) of the Bored2Life podcast (@Bored2LifePod) joins Josh while Tim's away not covering breaking news of Donald the Trump being shot in the ear and hilariously sealing the fate of the nation. We discuss all manner of shit before and after this news breaks in real time, including 90s dual-film-releases (a la Armageddon/Deep Impact, Volcano/Dante's Peak), Biden's pathetic "Big Boy" press conference, CrossFit/suicide, robot suicide, France's leftwing coalition humiliates France's fascists, Israelis continuing to steal watermelon valor, Ben "If These Hands Could Eat Pussy" Carson being the perfect Trump ticket VP and debate nemesis for Kamala, being Chinese...BUT AT WHAT COST?!?, does it matter or not if independent media is correct way before everyone else catches up, and more.

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General Recommendations

• Josh's Recommendations: 1) Commune with nature, on your own terms, erm, or something 2) Ikiru
• Alex's Recommendations: 1) Horizon (no subtitles, 500mg THC-A) 2) Yambag 3) Deathro

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• Podcast: @Bored2LifePod
• Twitter: @TheTowerSkin
• Music: Ratfucker [Send an email to bored2lifepod@gmail.com to get a tape.]

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Because there is nothing going on in the world, in history, across the infinite spatio-temporal expanses . . . we watched a movie that Time forgot or never knew to even try to remember, Wilder Napalm (Trailer & Full Movie). Adrian DeLaTorre (@b00tz2big, Never Seen It) joins us once again to meditate upon a timeless tale of two brothers who can generate and control fire with their minds. One (Dennis Quaid) is a brash carnival clown seeking fame and fortune via his powers, the other (Arliss Howard) is a Kwik Foto booth attendant, volunteer firefighter, and a fulltime cuck who fears the use of his powers. Then there's the sexually insatiable, deeply intellectual, manic pixie dream minx and accidental arsonist (Debra Winger) who they both vie for the affections of. Classic storytelling. Also, Jim Varney plays a carnie (or itinerate carnival employee, to be politically correct).

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General Recommendations

• Josh's Recommendations: 1) Siskel & Ebert 2) Michael Keaton, generally (3) Billions
• Adrian's Recommendation: Paul Giamatti’s CHINWAG with Stephen Asma

Further Reading, Viewing, Listening

• IMDb's Summaries and Synopses of Wilder Napalm
• Josh's Notes/Bulletpointed Plot Outline

More From Adrian DeLaTorre

• Podcast: Never Seen It
• Letterboxd: @b00tz2big
• TikTok: @b00tz2big

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Thanks, Joe! Listen, cornfatpop, I've always said you're fit as a ponyfaced fiddle!
See the endorsement video here: President Joe Robinette Biden 100% Endorses the Heat Death of the Universe Podcast!

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• Discuss the hilarious reactions to the presidential debate as massive swaths of the population suddenly realize and/or admit Joe Biden's obvious senility which many maligned people have been screaming from the rooftops since 2019.
• Julian Assange is free! Good news so unbelievable that's it's surreal. For once.
• Absolutely unhinged Israelis and their supporters in Britain try to "take back" the watermelon symbol, something adopted by Palestinians as a response to having their flag banned and marginalized.
• Tim teaches Josh about Skibidi Toilet and how it surely will corrupt generations of wiley youths for years and years to come. Also, what's the most addictive internet thingy and/or app anyway?
• Jordy B Peteyson can haz wEsTeRnVaLuEs any way that is most convenient for him at the time. Leads us into the subject of "Kid Cities"
• This uber-self-cucker, Jerguns Beeee PeesonGuy, continues to shriek Kermit-from-hell pronouncements of insanity (in cringe-as-fuck poetry formatting) about how plumbers save more lives than doctors.
• Charlie Kirk's lady Joker™ sells us bottled water (just like the Biden administration is doing) to help us reaffirm our political identities while shelling out hard earned cash.

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We talk about and often over the first of three 2024 presidential debates between two uniquely unhinged and brain-damaged purveyors of straight up foolishness—LIVE!—as it unfolded before the world's horrified and jaded eyes. First attempt at doing anything video related with the podcast, so apologies for the glitchy quality of the actual debate video. See the video here.

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We finish discussing the latter three episodes of The Daily Wire's mind-bogglingly unfunny anti-woke abomination, Mr. Birchum. But before we dive into all that we have a brief free-form conversation that contains talk of feeling like having been forced into secret time travel due to public menaces like Adam Carolla and Tucker Carlson seeming to not know what year they currently live in, the glory of early Zach Galifianakis standup comedy, Louisana's recently enacted law making the posting of the Ten Commandments mandatory in all state-funded schools, from Kindergarten to College, the uncanny existence of flat earthers, online debates, Alex Jones v. Nick Fuentes: "Hitler: Good or Bad?", and Kanye's greatest lyrics.

Via Episode 214: "We discuss The Daily Wire's latest original "entertainment" programming, Mr. Birchum, which is shockingly unfunny and politically stale even by Daily Wire standards, all thanks to Adam Carolla's insistance that people will love the musings and non-adventures of his wildly beloved woodshop teacher character, Mr. Birchum. It's so fucking unbelievably bad."

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General Recommendations

• Josh's Recommendations: 1) I'm a Virgo 2) I Saw the TV Glow 3) Anti-scammer videos 4) Sovereign citizen videos 5) Flat earth debate videos
• Tim's Recommendations: 1) Scott Henson's youtube and podcast output 2) GoFundMe: Scott William Henson AKA Scoot AKA Big Cat

Further Reading, Viewing, Listening

• Worth It Or Woke Review of Mr. Birchum
• ‘We Need A Guy Like Birchum More Than Ever’: Cast Of ‘Mr. Birchum’ Discusses New Comedy On ‘The Megyn Kelly Show’
• Mr Birchum: A PAINFULLY Unfunny Conservative Cartoon
• Conservative "Comedy" Causes Contusions || Mr. Birchum

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