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Shuu Route

It's time for the creepy doctor! Meanwhile, Rowan reveals he's been a goat in a suit the whole time, Courtney educates us on the vore community and we try not to spoil Umineko, even though it's soooo easy to catch up on...

Route guide: ⁠⁠⁠⁠ HB routes⁠⁠⁠⁠ Content warnings: ⁠⁠⁠⁠ HB trigger warnings⁠⁠⁠⁠

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There are things you can be doing to resist genocide. The people of Gaza are asking for monetary aid to get out of Rafah, and esims to be bought. There are many lists of vetted gofundmes you can aid.

⁠⁠⁠⁠https://gazaesims.com/esim-purchase-tutorial/⁠⁠⁠⁠

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Your local area will likely have a solidarity campaign. You can get involved there too.

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Courtney's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@YukariKotozume⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Rowan's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@_ulfberht_⁠⁠⁠⁠

Intro and Outro by Beth Read

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Yuuya Route

This week, we follow Yuuya into the gritty world of spies, uncomfortable flirting and jorking it in the park. Also, we learn that this podcast has ruined Rowan, but at least he's learned how not to ruin his audio... Right?

Route guide: ⁠⁠⁠ HB routes⁠⁠⁠ Content warnings: ⁠⁠⁠ HB trigger warnings⁠⁠⁠

FREE PALESTINE

There are things you can be doing to resist genocide. The people of Gaza are asking for monetary aid to get out of Rafah, and esims to be bought. There are many lists of vetted gofundmes you can aid.

⁠⁠⁠https://gazaesims.com/esim-purchase-tutorial/⁠⁠⁠

⁠⁠⁠https://www.map.org.uk/⁠⁠⁠

Your local area will likely have a solidarity campaign. You can get involved there too.

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Courtney's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@YukariKotozume⁠⁠⁠⁠

Rowan's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@_ulfberht_⁠⁠⁠

Intro and Outro by Beth Read

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Anghel Route

This week, we discover the identity of our mystery bird! It turns out he's a weirdo and we love him. Along the way, Jess and Rowan reluctantly learn what a chuuni is, Anghel goes to the shop in D&D and discourse kicks off in the bean fandom.

Route guide: ⁠⁠ HB routes⁠⁠ Content warnings: ⁠⁠ HB trigger warnings⁠⁠

FREE PALESTINE

There are things you can be doing to resist genocide. The people of Gaza are asking for monetary aid to get out of Rafah, and esims to be bought. There are many lists of vetted gofundmes you can aid.

⁠⁠https://gazaesims.com/esim-purchase-tutorial/⁠⁠

⁠⁠https://www.map.org.uk/⁠⁠

Your local area will likely have a solidarity campaign. You can get involved there too.

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Courtney's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠@YukariKotozume⁠⁠⁠

Rowan's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠@_ulfberht_⁠⁠

Intro and Outro by Beth Read

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Nageki Route (Content warning for end of episode: discussion of suicide) It's an emotional rollercoaster this week folks. We spend most of it in the library, trying to decide if our favourite mourning dove is a redditor, a socially anxious wreck, simply depressed or all of the above. There's one thing we can agree on though, and that's that he's into... piss?

Route guide: ⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HB routes⁠⁠⁠

Content warnings: ⁠⁠⁠⁠ HB trigger warnings⁠⁠⁠⁠

FREE PALESTINE

There are things you can be doing to resist genocide. The people of Gaza are asking for monetary aid to get out of Rafah, and esims to be bought. There are many lists of vetted gofundmes you can aid.

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://gazaesims.com/esim-purchase-tutorial/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.map.org.uk/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Your local area will likely have a solidarity campaign. You can get involved there too.

Tumblr: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hidden-Tea-Party⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Courtney's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@YukariKotozume⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Rowan's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@_ulfberht_⁠⁠⁠⁠

Intro and Outro music by Beth Read.

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Both Azami Routes and the Bad End

Rowan spectacularly fails to remember the name of a single character and accidentally suggests bearing your prostate at a pigeon this episode, but that doesn't stop him finding his dream biker gang along the way.

Route guide: ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠HB routes⁠⁠

Content warnings: ⁠⁠⁠ HB trigger warnings⁠⁠⁠

FREE PALESTINE

There are things you can be doing to resist genocide. The people of Gaza are asking for monetary aid to get out of Rafah, and esims to be bought. There are many lists of vetted gofundmes you can aid.

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://gazaesims.com/esim-purchase-tutorial/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.map.org.uk/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Your local area will likely have a solidarity campaign. You can get involved there too.

Tumblr: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hidden-Tea-Party⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Courtney's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@YukariKotozume⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Rowan's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@_ulfberht_⁠⁠⁠

Intro and Outro music by Beth Read.

We have a discord now! Check out ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠!

Nanaki Route

This week, we're trying to romance our sleepiest, scrungliest teacher (and ace-aro king) Mr Nanaki. Along the way, Rowan describes his great victory in battle over hit visual novel author Ryukishi07, provides top tips on how to survive inside a chemistry lab, and makes us talk about the Cars franchise again.

Route guide: ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠HB routes⁠

Content warnings: ⁠⁠ HB trigger warnings⁠⁠

FREE PALESTINE

There are things you can be doing to resist genocide. The people of Gaza are asking for monetary aid to get out of Rafah, and esims to be bought. There are many lists of vetted gofundmes you can aid.

⁠⁠⁠⁠https://gazaesims.com/esim-purchase-tutorial/⁠⁠⁠⁠

⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.map.org.uk/⁠⁠⁠⁠

Your local area will likely have a solidarity campaign. You can get involved there too.

Tumblr: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hidden-Tea-Party⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Courtney's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@YukariKotozume⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Rowan's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@_ulfberht_⁠⁠

Intro and Outro music by Beth Read.

We have a discord now! Check out ⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠!

Sakuya's Normal and True Routes

Three podcasters have an extremely normal time trying to stay on topic for five seconds. This week, we're critiquing the world's most detestable bird, but Courtney ends up as collateral damage.

Route guide: ⁠ HB routes

Content warnings: ⁠ HB trigger warnings⁠

FREE PALESTINE

There are things you can be doing to resist genocide. The people of Gaza are asking for monetary aid to get out of Rafah, and esims to be bought. There are many lists of vetted gofundmes you can aid.

⁠⁠⁠https://gazaesims.com/esim-purchase-tutorial/⁠⁠⁠

⁠⁠⁠https://www.map.org.uk/⁠⁠⁠

Your local area will likely have a solidarity campaign. You can get involved there too.

Tumblr: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Hidden-Tea-Party⁠⁠⁠⁠

Courtney's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@YukariKotozume⁠⁠⁠⁠

Rowan's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@_ulfberht_⁠

Intro and Outro music by Beth Read.

We have a discord now! Check out ⁠⁠here⁠⁠!

Okosan's Normal and True routes

Coo coo! (Leave your braincells at the door and join us in this episode of Hidden Tea Party to return to your feral ancestry!Drop out of school, drink steroids and unleash your insatiable desire for pudding and maybe you too could become Okosan's perfect woman.)

Route guide: HB routes

Content warnings: HB trigger warnings

FREE PALESTINE

There are things you can be doing to resist genocide. The people of Gaza are asking for monetary aid to get out of Rafah, and esims to be bought. There are many lists of vetted gofundmes you can aid.

⁠⁠https://gazaesims.com/esim-purchase-tutorial/⁠⁠

⁠⁠https://www.map.org.uk/⁠⁠

Your local area will likely have a solidarity campaign. You can get involved there too.

Tumblr: ⁠⁠⁠Hidden-Tea-Party⁠⁠⁠

Courtney's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠@YukariKotozume⁠⁠⁠

Rowan's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠@_ulfberht_⁠

Intro and Outro by Beth Read