• S3 E52 - Hope
    Sep 8 2024

    The end has come and the season finishes up with this final episode where Josh and Paula take a look to the future. What are they keen to finish? What’s been sitting on the backlog begging to be played? What new releases are they looking forward to in the future?


    Thanks to everyone who contributed and helped support season three and make it fun. It was a blast to put together, but all good things must come to an end. Who knows what will happen in the future, but for now, it’s done!


    Thanks for listening.


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    Music – Ian Edward (intro/outro) and Abatage (incidental)

    Graphic design – M4thew and Pokepaw


    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:01:36 - Backlog Games We’re Hyped to Finish

    00:18:32 - Backlog Games We’re Hyped to Start

    00:43:41 - Upcoming Releases We’re Hyped For

    01:36:54 - A Look Back On Season 3

    01:45:04 - Final Thoughts


    Games Mentioned:


    Josh: Dredge, Starfield, Paradise Killer, Need For Speed Heat, Outer Wilds, Republique, Kingdom Come: Deliverance, Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes, The Operator, Terminator: Resistance, Coffee Talk, Coffee Talk 2, Deliver Us Mars, American Arcadia, Steelrising, Metal Gear Solid Master Collection, Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2, Grand Theft Auto 6, Assassin’s Creed Shadows, Death Stranding 2, The Wolf Among Us 2, The Sims 5, Doom: The Dark Ages, Light No Fire


    Paula: The Legend Of Zelda: Tears Of The Kindgom, Wargroove 2, Shin Megami Tensei V, The Cruel King and the Great Hero, Elden Ring, Fire Emblem: Engage, Cupid Parasite: Sweet and Spicy Darling, Radiant Tale Fanfare, Lakeburg Legacies, Taisho X Alice, Catherine, CharadeManiacs, JackJeanne, Ace Attorney: Miles Edgeworth Invetigations Collection, The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom, Meiji Tokyo Renka Full Moon, 9 RIP, Virche Evermore: Epic Lycons, Steam Prison: Beyond The Steam, Bustafellows Season 2, Professor Layton and the New World of Steam, Pokemon Legends: Z-A, Utakata no Uchronia


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    1 hr and 51 mins
  • S3 E51 - I Bought It All
    Sep 1 2024

    In this penultimate episode of season 3: Josh has been battling insane robotics, meditating with pixel art, and tweaking hardware in search of stability, while Paula continues to catch them all, and till the land in pursuit of abundance and anime.


    Then they have a special showdown to decide who really is the crowned champion of their guessing game. So far they’ve each won a round, but can a final battle sort the wheat from the chaff? This isn’t Stardew Valley…


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    Music – Ian Edward (intro/outro) and Abatage (incidental)

    Graphic design – M4thew and Pokepaw


    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:02:06 - Beaten

    00:11:57 - Retired

    00:15:02 - Playing

    00:51:17 - The Final Showdown

    01:45:01 - Final Thoughts


    Games Mentioned:


    Josh: Atomic Heart [PC], High On Life [PC], Coloring Pixels [PC], WRC 8 [PC], Wo Long: Fallen Dynasty [PC], Lords Of The Fallen [PC], Win 11 Minesweeper [PC]


    Paula: Pokemon Scarlet [Switch], PokeRogue [Browser], Fields of Mistria [PC]

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    1 hr and 48 mins
  • S3 E50 - They Will Have Your Money
    Aug 18 2024

    The time has come! Paula’s tenure as educational administrator is at an end, but at what cost?! Has she done enough to justify the hard decisions and moist frogs that frequented the journey? Are we finally witnessing the liberation of indentured students?!


    Meanwhile Josh has made it to the end of his own journey, but even a murder case in court seems poultry by comparison. Add to that some hard moral decisions and wartime carnage, and he still doesn’t seem like the worst dictator we’ve seen.


    Finally, the topic this week turns to the HLTB Game of the Month, which Josh is definitely a fan of and has a lot to speak on and in no way leaves it all up to Paula.


    Enjoy the episode!


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    Music – Ian Edward (intro/outro) and Abatage (incidental)

    Graphic design – M4thew and Pokepaw


    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:02:39 - Beaten

    00:56:08 - Playing

    01:22:56 - GotM - The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening

    01:43:28 - Final Thoughts


    Games Mentioned:


    Josh: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney [PC], WRC 7 [PS5], été [PC], Field Hospital: Dr. Taylor’s Story [PC], inbento [PC], Beltmatic [PC], WRC 8 [PC], Command & Conquer: Remastered [PC]


    Paula: Let’s School [PC], PokeRogue [browser], The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening [Switch]

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    1 hr and 47 mins
  • S3 E49 - I Don’t Remember That
    Aug 11 2024

    Is it a myth? Is it real? Can you actually do that amazing thing in that popular game? This week we’re talking about the rumours and myths that make up gaming folklore. Has the internet taken away the mystery? Or are there still exciting surprises to be had? We raise some questions, but do we manage to answer them?


    Plus, Paula continues her spiral into darkness as she manipulates students for her own benefit, and rules her colony of beavers with an iron fist. Before diving back into an old favourite for some more Otome adventures.


    Meanwhile Josh has been trying some new things and making new friends after finding them in a strange new world. He’s still convinced that he’s nearly reached the end of the ongoing courtroom drama, and has been avoiding nightmares while fishing for gold in the fog.


    All this and more in this latest episode!


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    Music – Ian Edward (intro/outro) and Abatage (incidental)

    Graphic design – M4thew and Pokepaw


    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:01:25 - Beaten

    00:06:14 - Playing

    01:00:41 - Videogame Preservation

    01:47:41 - Final Thoughts


    Games Mentioned:


    Josh: Beltmatic [PC], WRC 7 [PS5], Flock [XSX], Dredge [PS5], Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney [PC]


    Paula: Beltmatic [PC], Timberborn [PC], Let’s School [PC], Norn9: Last Era [Switch]

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    1 hr and 35 mins
  • S3 E48 - The Bad Tide
    Aug 4 2024

    Welcome to the shortest episode description ever, because Josh is tired and the words aren’t working.


    This week the talk is all about games, and videogame preservation.


    Enjoy!


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    Music – Ian Edward (intro/outro) and Abatage (incidental)

    Graphic design – M4thew and Pokepaw


    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:01:25 - Beaten

    00:06:14 - Playing

    01:00:41 - Videogame Preservation

    01:47:41 - Final Thoughts


    Games Mentioned:


    Josh: Ship Graveyard Simulator [PC], WRC 7 [PS5], Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney [PC], Ete [PC]


    Paula: Zodiacats [PC], Timberborn [PC], Let’s School [PC], Beltmatic [PC]

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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • S3 E47 - Back In My Day
    Jul 28 2024

    Come sail the seven seas this week as gaming piracy is up for discussion, with all its swashbuckling and spicy takes. Is there a moral imperative to bend the rules from time to time? Or is it simply misguided righteousness in this topsy-turvy world of easily obtained loot and booty?


    Before that though, Josh and Paula work through a short list of games they’ve been playing and finishing, as is tradition. Paula continues to apply pressure on her students, design epic rodent-built towns, and play with a never ending parade of cats. Meanwhile Josh has finished his final race, uncovered complex hidden murder mystery facts, and pondered the existential meaning of cooperation.


    Strap yourself in… and bring on the feedback!


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    Music – Ian Edward (intro/outro) and Abatage (incidental)

    Graphic design – M4thew and Pokepaw


    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:01:22 - Beaten

    00:16:14 - Playing

    01:02:09 - Gaming Piracy

    01:44:33 - Final Thoughts


    Games Mentioned:


    Josh: WRC 6 [PC], Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney [PC], Helldivers 2 [PC], Ship Graveyard Simulator [PC]


    Paula: Cats Love Boxes [PC], Let’s School [PC], Timberborn [PC]

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    2 hrs and 5 mins
  • S3 E46 - Kids Get Very Thirsty
    Jul 21 2024

    Yes, the hot rumours are true and the end of Season 3 has now been set to sometime in the next couple of months. While there are still a good handful of episodes left, the hosts would love to hear from anyone who may be interested in hosting the podcast into Season 4. So get in touch at hltbpodcast@gmail.com.


    Meanwhile, Paula is continuing her educational rampage of tyranny this week, while also manipulating felines and solving puzzles. All as Josh follows the mysterious trail of a relic with magic powers, and fights alien enemies on a planet far, far away.


    Then the discussion focuses on Gaming Guilty Pleasures where tangents abound, and everything goes a little bit TED Talk for a while. Then again, does it really matter/ Are you having fun?


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    Music – Ian Edward (intro/outro) and Abatage (incidental)

    Graphic design – M4thew and Pokepaw


    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:07:33 - Beaten

    00:34:41 - Playing

    01:08:42 - Gaming Guilty Pleasures

    01:44:33 - Final Thoughts


    Games Mentioned:


    Josh: Glass Masquerade 2: Illusions [PC], The Case Of The Golden Idol [XSX], Golden Idol Mysteries: The Spider Of Lanka [XSX], Golden Idol Mysteries: The Lemurian Vampire [XSX], Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney [PC], Helldivers 2 [PC], WRC 6 [PC], Glass Masquerade [PC]


    Paula: Glass Masquerade 2: Illusions [PC], Glass Masquerade 3: Honeylines [PC], Let’s School [PC], Timberborn [PC], Cats Love Boxes [PC]

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    1 hr and 48 mins
  • S3 E45 - Child Labour
    Jul 14 2024

    In this episode: Paula brings back an out-dated form of employment, while satiating her power-hungry need for order and conformity. Josh dies repeatedly on alien planets, and dives deep into the lore of weird cults and relics that leave bodies in their wake.


    Then the discussion turns to open world games, which was totally not a suggested subject that an AI bot came up with. Not at all.


    Finally, the episode concludes with a big announcement that may or may not include puppies. Tune in to find out!


    (please note, there are no puppies in this episode, the HLTB Podcast apologise for the inconvenience)


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    Email - hltbpodcast@gmail.com


    Music – Ian Edward (intro/outro) and Abatage (incidental)

    Graphic design – M4thew and Pokepaw


    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:01:57 - Beaten

    00:24:55 - Playing

    00:55:25 - Open World Games

    01:50:12 - An Announcement


    Games Mentioned:


    Josh: Sudocats [PC], The Procession To Calvary [PC], Helldivers 2 [PC], The Case of the Golden Idol [XSX], WRC 6 [PC]


    Paula: Sudocats [PC], Hidden Capybaras with Orange [PC], Glass Masquerade [PC],Glass Masquerade 2: Illusions [PC], Let’s School [PC]

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    1 hr and 58 mins