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How to Break Up by Text

By: Allison Goldberg
Narrated by: Allison Goldberg
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Love, Dating & Attraction
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  • How to Break Up By Text Trailer

    How to Break Up By Text Trailer
    Feb 15 2024
    There’s only one thing better than a great love story: a crazy break-up story.

    Hosted by comedian Allison Goldberg, How to Break Up by Text is an Audible Original podcast that turns real and embarrassing break-up texts into must-hear entertainment. Through hilarious reenactments and interviews with the break-up-texters themselves, top comedians and performers slide all up in our texter’s business to get to the heart of what went wrong and why. Each episode also features a guest expert dispensing sage advice to the texters, like when it actually makes sense to break up by text, pitfalls to be avoided, and concrete lessons to carry into future relationships.

    With guest appearances from some of the biggest names in comedy (Margaret Cho, Joel Kim Booster, Iliza Shlesinger, Bobby Moynihan, Lauren Lapkus, Matt Walsh), How to Break Up by Text is a binge-worthy audio series that will leave you ROFL at the most cringe-worthy part of dating in the digital age.
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  • Episode 1: Bumbling and Crumbling with Joel Kim Booster, Megan Gailey and Dan Savage

    Episode 1: Bumbling and Crumbling with Joel Kim Booster, Megan Gailey and Dan Savage
    Feb 15 2024
    Alli and guests Joel Kim Booster, Megan Gailey, and expert Dan Savage chat with break-up-texters about ghosting, the lies we tell on dating apps, oversharing, and edibles.
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    46 mins
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  • Episode 2: Heart Hexes and a Dutch Oven with Gabe Liedman, Lang Fisher and Dr. Cortney Warren

    Episode 2: Heart Hexes and a Dutch Oven with Gabe Liedman, Lang Fisher and Dr. Cortney Warren
    Feb 15 2024
    Alli and guests Gabe Liedman, Lang Fisher, and expert Dr. Cortney Warren chat with break-up-texters about the most common day of the year for breakups, over-involved families, pet fish, and chaotic Uber rides.
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    49 mins
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About the Creator and Host-Allison Goldberg

About the Creator and Host

Allison Goldberg is a performer and creator whose work has been covered by Good Morning America, Time Out NY, Time Out LA, The LA Times, NPR, WIRED, VICE, and many more. Allison was also featured on the cover of Time Out NY, which ranked her among "the top 10 funniest women in NYC." (Then she moved to California.) Her projects include live original comedy shows and stand-up, an ongoing podcast with The Daily Dot, an original city-wide festival supported by the NYC Mayor's Office of Technology and Innovation, and digital series with SoulPancake, Mashable, Facebook Watch, WhoHaha, and others. She has done commercial and voice-over work for brands including Lego, TD Canada Trust, and various tech companies. She also regularly writes (and ghost writes) scripts and humor pieces for outlets including Elite Daily and Bustle. She is a graduate of Yale University, and is repped by Gersh.

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Love Alli! So so funny.

I saw Alli Goldberg's live show Love Isn't Blind in LA last month (literally died. I’m now a ghost writing this review). 🤣 Anyways yeah, since then I've been binging her TikTok, and making my way through these eps. Huge fan wanting more.

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Fun, entertaining and even educational

The host Alli Goldberg is pitch perfect and hilarious. It’s always entertaining to hear the guest’s takes and predictions about what was happening in the breakup and then compare it to what the person who submitted the text says. There is also some good moments of reflection and learning throughout episodes from the therapist/expert guests as well.

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Hilarious advice for dating - or, breaking up? - in the modern age

Alli the host was great, with fun reenactments and hilarious banter. A wonderful listen. Fun music! Highly recommended

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Great concept...awesome execution!!

This is a great premise for a comedy podcast! Ali does a great job of making it relatable and lighthearted. Hiliarious!!

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Love this so unique and FUN

What a cool concept and i love the host!!! It’s very real and the advice given on the show is valuable

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