Episodes

  • Nudes Too Fast, Burned In The Past - Ep 15 w/ Our Friend Aaron
    Aug 2 2024

    None of us were able to wake up on time this week, so we recorded later in the week and in a new venue!

    Our friend, Aaron joins the pod this week, because he's been begging us to come on for a while.

    We talk first dates, awkward first dates, hinge dates, Aaron's wildest date, and well, a lot of dating stuff for 3 dudes to talk about.

    Hope you enjoy! If you want Aaron's number to date him, message me and I'll give it to you.


    Blaise's Insta = @blaiser.kautz

    Marquay's Insta = @marquayquay



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    55 mins
  • Smoking Section Psychologists - Ep 14 w/ Josh Dullea
    Jul 24 2024
    Josh Dullea wakes up wayyyy too early then lays in his bed for a few hours before coming in to bs with the boys. The morning talk we get into this time involve phone s*x lines, Biden dating his house keeper (her name is Consuela), more fun conspiracies (that are actually true because we said them on our show), getting the best advice from top tier individuals in concert smoking sections, fun DUI talk, and more! Check out The Going Hard Podcast that Josh hosts, and go see him do standup too.
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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • A Strong Woman Guest - Ep 13 w/ Beth Abeln
    Jul 16 2024

    Beth Abeln flexed in the morning by getting to the studio in time. That surprised me. - Not because she's a woman, just because she and her boyfriend both told me she doesn't wake up early and that she may not wake up.


    We discuss getting away with murders, protein bars, reinvent math. Along with that, we teach Beth a few words that she uses out of context that she should definitely change, and figure out Beth's finishing move for wrestling matches.


    Beth has been around the comedy scene for a while now and she's a funny pal! She also hosts an open mic with Blaise on Mondays in West Fargo at The Dive Bar. Don't mess with her because she is a body builder and very strong.


    Her Insta is - @bethany_evofit

    (Don't be a weird creep with that info, but follow where she has shows or come to our mic!)

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    52 mins
  • Vending Cigarettes & My Wife's Sanchos - Ep 12 w/ Bryan Miller
    Jul 10 2024

    Bryan Miller sets an alarm to wake up early to call in from the great state of Minnesota!


    We cover some great topics like vending machine cigarettes, nerds, snapping towels, bad gigs/open mics, and learning that "Sancho" means whoever your wife is cheating on you with - it's not just a guy's name in that Sublime song.


    Bryan is a fun dude and rad comic. He's been in the game a long time and it shows when you see him! So go see him when you get the chance!

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    57 mins
  • Drop Kick Baseball - Ep 11 w/ Greg Hobbs
    Jul 2 2024

    Greg Hobbs transcends out his bed to come into the studio and talk with us.

    He's a new yoga teacher, so we talk about that, crappy coffee, if there's any regular person who's actually a 1 out of 10 in the world, gross dogs, Blaise's drunk high school coaches, and a whole world of other things.

    Tune in and give er a listen!

    Follow Greg on Instagram - @alphagreghobbs

    Blaise's Instagram - @blaiser.kautz

    Marquay's Instagram - @marquayquay

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    57 mins
  • Play-Doh Noose - Ep 10 w/ Jacob Jonas
    Jun 25 2024

    Jacob Jonas crawled out of his van, that he calls a home, to come into the studio at the butt-crack of dawn.

    Quay and Josh Dullea are with us as well.

    We get into real cool stuff like fighting illiterate elementary summer schoolers on controversial topics, discuss how kids pick out their billionaires, debate "What size a man has to be to be a full grown man?", talk about The Enchanted Highway, and a whole load of other stuff.

    Jacob was just on Kill Tony #668. Check out his set on that. Also follow his Insta @jenkem_jones and Youtube channel youtube.com/@jacobjonas6819


    Follow the pod on Insta @IWokeUpForThisPod

    All other 3 of our socials below:

    Josh: Insta - @JoshDullea and follow his podcast "Going Hard Podcast"

    Blaise: Insta @blaiser.kautz

    Marquay: Insta @marquayquay





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    57 mins
  • 69 Jamaican Air Horns
    Jun 20 2024

    Marquay and I roll out of bed (not together) to get back in the studio again!

    No guest this time. Marquay is pretty much just regular co-host if you guys haven't gotten that by now.

    We talk in Jamaican accents to sell cars, speak about Valentina Vassilyeva (who gave birth to 69 children), the moon, aliens, and my nephew barfing. And that's just part of it! Sure to find something you enjoy in here!


    Follow Blaise's Insta @blaiser.kautz and Marquay's at @marquayquay

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    59 mins
  • Dino Chickens, DoDo Hair, and Gwar - Ep 8 w/ Casey Flesch
    Jun 14 2024

    Casey Flesch rolled over from the right side of the bed to call in and chat with us today! He's big into hockey and golf. So of course we talked those things. But we also got into talking dinosaurs, shopping with a do do bird on your head, mom's with multiple nipples and guys with 3 toes. Listen to the whole thing for our smooth transitions to each topic! Casey is fun, lighthearted comedian and a super rad dude. I met him last year and saw him eat unlimited chicken wings like a real man. He's constantly performing at comedy clubs, breweries, and comedy festivals. He also is the Minneapolis producer for Don’t Tell Comedy. Go see him when you get the chance! You won't regret it!


    Also give him a follow him on Insta @caseyfleschlight

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    48 mins