• 10.5: Technical Difficulties - BONUS
    Jun 20 2023

    Journalist Kuwarjeet Singh interviews Norman and Paul about 1-year and 10 episodes of podcasting. Ironic title about meta technical issues followed by a surprisingly sincere ending.

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    36 mins
  • 10: Swedish Sinnamon Buns
    Jun 8 2023

    In the one-year anniversary episode, Norman and Paul discuss giving the power to workers to veto pointless work, implementing a universal flexible start time, the rise of meetings in the American workplace, Swedish staples of food, and Paul's visit to Granada, Spain.

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    58 mins
  • 9: Is Toast a Type of Sandwich?
    Mar 20 2023

    Norman and Paul discuss cancelling cancel-culture in the world of comedy, comedians Chris Rock and Bill Burr, banning umbrellas, and if toast is a type of sandwich featuring an expert guest on the topic.

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    51 mins
  • 8: Exercise Regime
    Feb 17 2023

    Norman and Paul share a listener’s edict and discuss mandatory work-place exercise, getting an appendix removed, Paul’s journey to strength-training, American healthcare, banning curated photo galleries, ask Chat GPT how it would change the world, a Canadianism, Dyslexia, Super Bowl LVII, American “loudness,” and Norman having a “guest” appearance on the Unmade Podcast.

    Tell us how you would change the world at ifiwerekingpodcast@gmail.com or on social media @IfIWereKingPod

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • 7: Radical Honesty
    Jan 25 2023

    Norman and Pual discuss banning gift cards, Dr. Brad Blanton's book on honesty, implementing mandatory used clothing donations, a new unnecessary acronym, being erinaceous, an orphan Christmas in Montréal, staring into the void, and being a media Mongol.

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    55 mins
  • 6: State Sponsored Pizza
    Dec 16 2022

    Norman and Paul discuss a mandatory pizza Friday, meat-buying licenses via butchering, why the pledge of allegiance is still heard in classrooms across the United States today, and the elusive House Hippo.

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    48 mins
  • 5: Are the Black Squirrels Normal?
    Nov 21 2022

    Norman and Paul discuss the role water travel for everyday happiness, Vermin Supreme, horses, the Albuquerque International Balloon Fiesta, and if black squirrels are normal.

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    42 mins
  • 4: Crepuscular
    Oct 28 2022

    Norman and Paul discuss the culture of fireworks for Halloween in Vancouver, "kitchen-speak," anti-polarization committees, and being crepuscular.

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    52 mins