One would think that living in China, a zoo would be stupid to try & dupe the locals into thinking painted chow-chows were pandas. You would be wrong. It looks like I'm going to be around a lot longer than I thought. I'll let you know when I'm going to die with the results from new data in the Death Clock. A Syrian man thought he had a head cold...but turns out his HEAD was letting his brain ooze out through his nose.

Some people really get into fantasy sports but not as much as this one dude who instantly became an international terrorist. If you've gone looking for treasure in a dumpster, you know you could find almost anything--but what about an SUV? it's the fall season & the apples are ready for picking. And some folks are picking up on an Internet craze, searching for Saskatchewan purple apples...that don't exist. Another midweek of stupidity to get you to the weekend!

What's more fun than a wedding reception? A cat fight that breaks out between the single women over the wedding bouquet! There's a cat fight of a different kind in Springfield, OH and the Haitians there think it sounds appetizing. In Japan, they're not cooking cats, they're admiring them on calendars. But it's not just the cat...it's the cat's "cajones". The fur really flies this week with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero"!