Episodes

  • Gay Sex with Embert - Season 3 - Episode 5
    Dec 23 2023

    That caught your eye, didn't it? Well, this isn't about Embert having gay sex, rather the Senator Ben Cardin having sex with a staffer in the Senate. Embert goes off the deep end, as one expects him to, as he gives us all the what for about this situation.

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    7 mins
  • Embert Pukes (Literally) Over Neck Tattoos - Season 3 - Episode 5
    Dec 21 2023

    You read that right. Embert starts going off the deep end about neck (and face) tattoos and literally vomits while recording. Edit? Nah. Why?

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    5 mins
  • Colorado is DEAD - Season 3 - Episode 4
    Dec 20 2023

    Embert literally has to take extra blood pressure medication after learning that the treasonous now former state of Colorado dared to say the great President Trump cannot be on the ballot. There will be many arrested, charged with treason, and put to death upon conviction. Embert is ready to help speed the process along.

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    4 mins
  • Dumb Laws - Cat Puke - Season 3 - Episode 3
    Dec 19 2023
    Embert finds a website with one dumb law in each of the 50 states and starts to comment on each of them until he is interrupted by his cat puking not once, but twice, and has to deal with that fiasco. In the end, a meltdown.
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    8 mins
  • Embert's Not Dead! Season 3 - Episode 1
    Dec 19 2023
    Embert's back contrary to popular fear that he's dead from his long vacation from the "internets". This is just a "no I'm not dead" kind of episode to kick off Season 3, but be will be much more involved now!
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    3 mins
  • Smartphones Make Kids Dumb - Season 3 - Episode 2
    Dec 19 2023
    Embert discusses new "revealings" about how smartphones are actually making kids dumb, even if they don't use them and their peers do. Based on a true story, Embert delves into the wicked world of technology and kids. Which is worse? Ask Embert!
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    6 mins
  • Embert Agrees With Texas - Voter Fraud = Felony With Prison - Season 2 - Episode 10
    Nov 16 2022

    A published article (https://www.theepochtimes.com/legislation-in-texas-could-make-voter-fraud-a-felony_4865527.html) says Texas wants to make voter fraud a felony which comes with a sentence of up to 20 years in prison. Embert supports this and wants to take it one step further and have it classified as what it realistically is... treason... which has one and only one penalty... Embert is recruiting support for his version of the Bill.

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    6 mins
  • Embert Goes OFF - Season 2 - Episode 9
    Nov 15 2022
    Short, tough, and to the point. Embert’s shortest podcast of all time. Embert is downright pissed at the election results and feels Americans did not do their part OR that it’s all fraud. He’s right about one or the other. It seems the latter is likely. Hang on to your britches because we haven’t heard him this upset ever.
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    3 mins