Episodes

  • Indie Rockers and Costume Shockers: Yo Gabba Gabbaland Review
    Aug 21 2024

    In our last episode before our fall break, we review Apple TV’s Yo Gabba Gabbaland, a reboot of a 2000s show beloved by hipster parents everywhere. We bemoan being too old to recognize any of the impressive musical guests, and we discuss whether the “variety show” label is a positive or negative for modern preschool programming. We will be back with new episodes in October starting with a celebration of our 200th episode! Until then, find almost 200 archived episodes on our website myscreentimetoo.com.

    Previous episodes we mention:

    • Muppets Now
    • Ask the Storybots
    • Ms. Rachel’s Songs for Littles

    Welcome to Pooh Corner is the show Katie remembers from her childhood with actors wearing costumes to play Pooh and his friends.

    Biz’s Beat of the Day from the original Yo Gabba Gabba

    Yo Gabba Gabbaland made us think of these movies and shows for grown ups:

    • Busy This Week on QVC
    • Early seasons of Late Night with Conan O’Brien

    We cast our gritty Yo Gabba Gabbaland reboot with:

    • Broadway superstars Audra McDonald, Jerry Orbach, Alan Cumming, Idina Menzel, and Renee Elise Goldsberry as musical guests
    • Jaspar LePak (of P is for Placenta fame) writing songs
    • Vince Vaughn as Muno
    • Matt Damon as Brobee

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    29 mins
  • Screen Time Sanctimony from Peter Thiel & Screen Time Scares for San Diego’s Gorillas
    Aug 14 2024

    Peter Thiel and the San Diego Zoo gorillas help guide our conversation about our families’ back-to-school screen time policies.

    Previous Episodes We Mention:

    • Are Dumb Phones a Smart Choice for Kids?

    Gorillas at San Diego's zoo are getting too much screen time

    Tech billionaire Peter Thiel says he only allows his children 1.5 hours of screen time a week

    The Contrarian by Max Chafkin

    Peter Thiel’s War on Gawker: A Timeline

    Zoos’ New Dilemma: Gorillas and Screen Time

    We mistakenly refer to Claudia Kishi from The Babysitters Club as Claudia Schiffer. They are, of course, two different people - one fictional, one not. Our apologies for the slip.

    What we’re watching with our kids:

    • Fly Me To the Moon
    • Lego Stop Motion Cooking

    What we’re watching during grown-up screen time:

    • Fabulous Four
    • Deadpool and Wolverine

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    22 mins
  • Time-Traveling Nerdery for the Whole Family: Time Bandits Review
    Aug 7 2024

    We have a great time reviewing Apple TV’s nerdy time-traveling adventure series Time Bandits, which manages to make ancient history look realistic while still being fun.

    Previous episodes we mention:

    • Pretzel and the Puppies
    • Harriet the Spy
    • Fraggle Rock: Back to the Rock
    • The Snoopy Show
    • Jane
    • Ghostwriter
    • Better Nate Than Ever

    As of our taping, the original Time Bandits movie was available to steam on Max.

    Time Bandits made us think of these movies and shows for grown ups:

    • Quantum Leap
    • Goonies
    • Doctor Who
    • Rome

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    28 mins
  • You’re Welcome, Hollywood: Parents Save the Summer Box Office
    Jul 31 2024

    The box office numbers are in, and parents’ taking their kids to see movies like Inside Out 2 and Despicable Me 4 are saving an otherwise disappointing season in Hollywood. We pat ourselves on the back for rescuing the entertainment industry and discuss what such a multiplex-heavy summer means for movies in general and our families specifically. As usual, we take time to catch up on what we’re watching with our kids and during grown up screen time.

    Kids’ Movies Are Saving the Summer Box Office by Chris Lee for Vulture

    Previous episodes we mention:

    • Elemental
    • Despicable Me 4
    • Kung Fu Panda 4

    What we’re watching with our kids this week:

    • Grizzy and the Lemmings
    • Brown and Friends
    • The Olympics

    During grown-up screen time, we’re watching:

    • Acolyte
    • A Family Affair
    • The Idea of You
    • Presumed Innocent
    • Twister

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    18 mins
  • Brandy is the Movie Star We Needed This Summer: Descendants The Rise of Red Review
    Jul 24 2024

    We review the latest installment in Disney’s juggernaut tween Descendants franchise: The Rise of Red. Can Aurodon survive the replacement of its core cast? Does the soundtrack live up to previous installments? Most importantly, how happy are we to see Brandy as Cinderella again? Spoiler alert: very happy.

    Previous episodes we mention:

    • Teen Beach Movie
    • Zombies
    • Zombies 2
    • Zombies 3
    • Sneakerella

    Check out Katie’s magnum opus on Cinderella adaptations featuring the Brandy version from the 90s.

    Katie was not misremembering. Anne Hathaway did, in fact, play the White Queen in Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland.

    Descendants: The Rise of Red made us think of these movies and shows for grown ups:

    • 13 Going on 30
    • Back to the Future
    • Clueless

    We cast our gritty reboot with these actors:

    • Anne Hathaway as Red
    • Tessa Thompson as Uma
    • Angelina Jolie or Jessica Shore as the Queen of Hearts
    • John Cho as Prince Charming
    • Adrien Brody as Hades
    • Natasha Lyonne as the Fairy Godmother or the Evil Stepmother

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    26 mins
  • Are Dumb Phones a Smart Choice for Kids?
    Jul 17 2024

    We talk about the trend of people dumping their smartphones for so-called dumb phones and whether this could be a smart strategy for our kids. We reminisce about our favorite flip phones and catch up on what we’re watching with our kids and what’s on our grown-up screen time watch lists.

    Previous episodes we mention:

    • Despicable Me 4

    Americans are ditching smartphones for 'dumb' devices that only call and text to avoid 'zombie mode' by Rob Waugh, June 30, 2024, in The Daily Mail

    Vice’s roundup of the best dumbphones from January https://www.vice.com/en/article/3akyyy/best-dumb-phones

    Some books:

    The Anxious Generation by Jonathan Haidt

    The Quiet Zone by Stephen Kurczy

    Jonathan Chait, political columnist for New York Magazine

    Gabb phones

    Our beloved Motorola RAZR

    Here’s what we’re watching with our kids this week:

    • Doctor Who
    • Lion King
    • Unfrosted

    Here’s what we’re watching during grown up screen time:

    • Suits
    • The Bear

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    21 mins
  • Despicable Me 4 Review: Mindless Minion Madness or a Courageous New Take on Kafka?
    Jul 10 2024

    We review the most anticipated release of the summer: Despicable Me 4! Did we need a sixth movie about Gru and his little yellow henchmen? Maybe not, but we did appreciate the opportunity to re-familiarize ourselves with the works of Culture Club and Franz Kafka.

    Things we mentioned in this episode:

    The classic of high school English classes: Kafka’s The Metamorphosis

    Previous episodes we mention:

    • Kung Fu Panda 4
    • Inside Out 2
    • IF
    • Garfield

    Despicable Me 4 made us think of these movies and shows for grown ups:

    • Silicon Valley
    • The Fly
    • The Riches

    The AppleTV series Loot did our gritty HBO reboot casting for us with Benjamin Bratt as Gru, but Deborah would also like to see an SNL skit with Amy Poehler and Fred Armisen as minions.

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    26 mins
  • Calorie Counting and Blue Light Banning: Are All Our Screen Time Rules Wrong?
    Jun 26 2024

    We discuss two short articles about screen time: one from Time that says it’s totally fine to talk about screen time using the language of diet culture as long as we don’t count minutes like we count calories and one from the Wall Street Journal that refutes our closely held beliefs about the harm caused by screens before bed. We also catch up on what we’re watching with our kids and what’s on our grown up watch lists.

    Previous Episodes We Mention:

    • Screens and Diet Culture

    Stop Counting Screen Time

    Screen Time Before Bed Might Not Be That Bad After All

    Here’s what we’ve been watching with our kids:

    • Ghostbusters Afterlife
    • Elemental

    What we’re watching during grown-up screen time:

    • Outlander Season 7
    • Acolyte
    • The Sympathizer
    • Hacks
    • Presumed Innocent

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    26 mins