Episodes

  • Episode 14 - Mr Flange loses the fish

    Episode 14 - Mr Flange loses the fish
    May 28 2022
    In this episode Mr Flange is sent to the fish shop by his wife Mrs Flange, the purple-faced old baggage. Inevitably, Mr Flange loses his fish. Such fun ensues it's almost impossible to write about as it's so exciting!
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    11 mins
  • Episode 13 - Hello Mr & Mrs Flange!

    Episode 13 - Hello Mr & Mrs Flange!
    May 9 2022
    Welcome, Mr and Mrs Flange! Mr Flange is an awful muddler and Mrs Flange is a purple-faced old baggage. In this new season opener, Mr Flange goes to pick up an old cow and manages to lose his hat. Or does he??!! Much fun ensues with some terrible accents by the narrator.
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    15 mins
  • Episode 12 - Fun in the garden

    Episode 12 - Fun in the garden
    Mar 14 2022
    Bernard and Frank discover the delights of fallen leaves in the garden. The gardener is not so delighted. The gardener is a right miserable sod with a big thwacky broom. Will Bernard, Frank, Rosy and Nobs all get swept away by the miserable, sweary old git! Will they get thwacked!
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    11 mins
  • Episode 11 - The tangled wool

    Episode 11 - The tangled wool
    Mar 5 2022
    Mistress Mistress is knitting a new red jumper for the idiot Imogen who keeps losing her old ones. Rosy, Frank and Bernard want to see the jumper and get in a bit of a pickle. Will Frank ever stop being dim! Should Bernard be locked up after going mad at the sight of some wool! Has Rosy still got a fat head!
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    12 mins
  • Episode 10 - Nobs melts away

    Episode 10 - Nobs melts away
    Mar 4 2022
    It's hot, hot, hot. All of the animals are hot. Did I mention it's hot. Frank and Bernard get worried by a melting spot on the ground. The heat has obviously affected their brains. Has Nobs melted! Do Bernard, Frank and Rosy lick him up! What! How disgusting!
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    13 mins
  • Episode 9 - A peculiar thing

    Episode 9 - A peculiar thing
    Feb 28 2022
    Frank is very hungry and has a bit of a howl, as you do. Bernard decides to play another trick on Frank. Frank ends up eating soap and foaming at the mouth. The idiot Imogen wonders if Frank has rabies. She is such an idiot. So Bernard ruins Frank's day. Bernard is turning into a right rotten swine.
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    14 mins
  • Episode 8 - The Moon in the bucket

    Episode 8 - The Moon in the bucket
    Feb 19 2022
    Bernard is turning out to be a right sly little bugger. Frank is a bit dim. Bernard tricks Frank out of his big bone by making him believe the moon is in a bucket. A bucket!
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    10 mins
  • Episode 7 - Bernard plays a trick

    Episode 7 - Bernard plays a trick
    Feb 18 2022
    Bernard is a naughty pussy. Very naughty indeed. He tricks Frank out of his dinner, but he gobbles it too fast!! Will Frank get his dinner! Will Bernard survive! Does anyone care! Who is this Mistress woman! Where has the idiot Imogen gone!
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    10 mins