Hello,

We didn't intend to have an episode that was so Nazi heavy, it just happened that way, lucky for you because we know how interested our cultured audience is in Nazis,,, or the moon I guess I had never considered the alternative before.

Anywhooo, the actual topic of this episode is Vatican secrets and spoiler alert there are a TON of them. In this episode we cover about 1 pound of them... it may be more, i'm so fucking bad at estimating the weight of secrets.

As always, i'm giving barley anything away in the episode notes because I don't even know why you're here reading this but I guess we're in this together, AND I also wanted to tell you that we talk about exorcisms, Nazis (told you), banking anddd aliens in this episode.... If my memory serves correct.

By the way, it doesn't need to be said, but i'm going to say it anyway, we deliver all of this information in the most delightful, enjoyably pleasent, thoughtful, hilarious and spectacular, standing ovation worthy way possible. It really is a pleasure.. to listen to.

bAI.

j/k AI could never write something so poetic and beautiful.

/bye.

We ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this weeks hottest single... that was all me, but this next part is definitley not.

In the spirit of this episode (AI, for those of you who only read the episode notes and don't listen to the episode). I have elected to allow AI to write this discrpition and it's sub par at the very least. Enjoy!

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The thrilling conclusion to our John Lear saga. In this episode we drop a lot a names like we're trying to impress you guys... and I assume it worked ;) I would describe this episode more but maybe you should just listen.