In this "Giant Mess", our freshly dumped host Neal Lynch recaps his trip to Key West for Spring Break with his now ex-girlfriend. From a gorgeous golden hour sunset sail to god-awful paddleboarding to a bananas bar crawl, Neal recounts how everything went to dog doo doo.

ABOUT "GIANT MESS":

"Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show hosted by a giant mess, The Real Cinch Neal Lynch. Neal's a New York Giants & NY Mets fan who loves movies, tv shows, comedy, and telling stories.

ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:

I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I'm a former college quarterback & pitcher with a film and media studies degree who currently overthinks everything.

I've written thousands of articles including posts for COED, GuySpeed, TheFW, TV Fanatic, G-MEN HQ, BroBible, and NFL Spin Zone.

I've also authored scripts for Woven Digital's short-form videos published by UPROXX and BroBible.

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• GmenHQ http://gmenhq.com/author/neallynch/
• TV Fanatic - https://www.tvfanatic.com/authors/neal-lynch/

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