Episodes

  • Albums and Outages

    Albums and Outages
    Oct 22 2025
    This week the girls discuss the weirdness of the last couple weeks. Their personal troubles, the AWS outage, and the world at large are addressed. Plus a bit about Halloween, and then full remarks on the new Taylor Swift album! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    50 mins
  • Tylenol Gave Me Turf Toe!

    Tylenol Gave Me Turf Toe!
    Oct 1 2025
    The girlies catch up with all the ongoings of the past couple weeks. Jimmy Kimmel cancelation and reinstatement, Tylenol causes autism, Bad Bunny half time show and more! Plus a discussion on not having childhood friends and contemplating how that might change a person. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    55 mins
  • Is It... Fall?

    Is It... Fall?
    Sep 3 2025
    We are here and so is September. Is September Fall? It’s hard to know that. We discuss our reasonings. This weekend brought us hopes of a fallen patriarch, but today we were let down. Michaela thought Trump was dead for a full day while camping because of a singular text from Ellie, Sydney Sweeney is dating Scooter Braun, and Sabrina Carpenter released a new album! Plus, the girls list a lot of things that are weather-related and football-related. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    52 mins
  • Rizzler, I'm Sorry I Wasn't Your Mother

    Rizzler, I'm Sorry I Wasn't Your Mother
    Aug 27 2025
    Kind of a weird episode today but sometimes you and your friends need to have a weird conversation about the Rizzler, inappropriate teachers, phones in class, AI relationships, and the madonna-whore complex. Really, who among us hasn't had this exact conversation? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    50 mins
  • A Tote Bag is Something That Can Be So Masculine

    A Tote Bag is Something That Can Be So Masculine
    Aug 20 2025
    This week the girls get slightly problematic. Maybe? Get in our van as we discuss male trends and the threatening aura we can sometimes feel seeping out of them. Plus (of course) quick conversations about Taylor Swift, and a little bit about Justin Bieber and Kendall Jenner for some reason. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    57 mins
  • Missing Signs

    Missing Signs
    Jul 30 2025
    This week’s episode is a bit of a tough one. After a riveting conversation about the Pedro Pascal hate campaign, the girls talk about some disappointing recent developments to do with men. Why is leftist men’s blind spot always women’s issues? How do we make ourselves believe it isn’t our fault when we don’t see the signs about someone? TW: In this episode, SA is very briefly mentioned in non-graphic terms. Struggling with guilt and self-blame are also discussed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    54 mins
  • We're Being Watched!

    We're Being Watched!
    Jul 23 2025
    An episode that might be brought to you by our aging and beautiful minds… Talking about how Times Have Changed™️ and the feeling of surveillance that is ever-present. From walking around town to going to a Coldplay concert with your age-appropriate paramour. Plus a conversation about weddings and plus ones, and Trump doesn’t doodle! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    47 mins
  • Haterville, USA

    Haterville, USA
    Jul 9 2025
    This week the girls give into the carnal desire of hatred. Not the whole episode though. We start with a bit of personal updates- Michaela blacked out on the Fourth of July. Plus discussions of the “can you teach an old dog new tricks” saying. Then we pull over at the Haterville Gas Station and fill the hell up! New segment alert, it’s time to hate! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 3 mins