Episodes

  • Chapter 22/A Robot Without Personality
    Jan 22 2022

    No best, but better! 

    Greetings from 3 different time zones! Hannah (aka Robert) is thousands of miles away and Mabon is fed up with Erika’s screeches. Sarah’s nostril collapses under the pressure of looking so damn good as Zoë’s nose disappears altogether in preparation for her star turn as He Who Shall Not Be Named.  AVADA KEDAVRA!

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    Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypod !
    For tarot readings, visit Erika on IG @rickortreeeat !

    And the rest of us like social media too!
    Hannah: @hannahcl27
    Zoë: @triflingzoe
    Sarah: @saremanuel
    Morgan: @morganblanchard

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Chapter 21/Off The Rails
    Jan 8 2022

    Send help!

    It’s another episode of Lez Get Freaky and absolutely no one is doing well.  Hannah and Erika are masked and miserable, Sarah pairs whiskey with steroids and hacks up a lung, and Zoë is a weepy puddle after spending the day with her hero. Nevertheless, we power through another chapter of Cirque du Freak with Erika steering us bravely through! And for the record, Darren Shan is a July Cancer.

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    Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypod !
    For tarot readings, visit Erika on IG @rickortreeeat !

    And the rest of us like social media too!
    Hannah: @hannahcl27
    Zoë: @triflingzoe
    Sarah: @saremanuel
    Morgan: @morganblanchard

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Chapter 20/Jellicle Rats
    Dec 31 2021

    Strike! 

    On this week’s LGF, Hannah paraphrases a full fortnight of pages as Erika allows us to peek into the deep recesses of her mind. Morgan slips effortlessly back into his own pants and manages to bleep out each of Sarah’s several references to p*st str*ct*r*l*sm, and Zoë shares her mother’s wisdom and a fun panty surprise. Enjoy the episode, just promise you won’t disturb me while I show Steve how to play my flute, k?

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    Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypod !
    For tarot readings, visit Erika on IG @rickortreeeat !

    And the rest of us like social media too!
    Hannah: @hannahcl27
    Zoë: @triflingzoe
    Sarah: @saremanuel
    Morgan: @morganblanchard

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Chapter 19/Lass Uns Ausflippen
    Dec 24 2021

    Hammy Holidays!

    It’s Christmas Eve and the ladies are back with an exciting new chapter of everyone’s favorite Christmas story: Cirque Du Freak! This week, we discover that Sarah Emanuel, PhD., lacks basic reading comprehension skills while Zoë calls out the sexism of the so-called Platinum Gays, Hannah whips out her summer sausage, and Erika enjoys her Christmas ham alone. So take a seat, give your butt-arms a rest, and settle in for another episode of Lez Get Freaky!

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    Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypod !
    For tarot readings, visit Erika on IG @rickortreeeat !

    And the rest of us like social media too!
    Hannah: @hannahcl27
    Zoë: @triflingzoe
    Sarah: @saremanuel
    Morgan: @morganblanchard

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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • Chapter 18/Spider Cat & Good Ham
    Dec 11 2021

    HONEY, WE'RE HOOOOOME! 

    A whole month later, the gals are back and better than ever, equipped with new cars, new therapists, and entirely new faces! Zoë leads the chapter and defends Darren’s questionably Irish pizza preferences.  Erika takes us to Carol’s Butterfly Garden as Hannah commits a true act of bravery by confronting her dumbest fear.  And Sarah thinks that what she would think would be happening would have happened if it were going to happen, but it doesn’t happen! HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTY!

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    Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypod !
    For tarot readings, visit Erika on IG @rickortreeeat !

    And the rest of us like social media too!
    Hannah: @hannahcl27
    Zoë: @triflingzoe
    Sarah: @saremanuel
    Morgan: @morganblanchard

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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • Chapter 17/Train Mayo: A Living Nightmare
    Nov 5 2021

    Don’t flush! 

    After a 3 week hiatus, the gang is back with a fresh new chapter to dissect.  Erika tells us all about Samhain and does a spot-on impression of a 12-year-old boy (not at the same time). Sarah, recovering from her nasal circumcision, introduces mayonnaise to the Pauline epistles. And Zoë and Hannah introduce us to The Man, a terrifying half-human they invented as children. Oh and P.S. this is definitely not Steve.

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    Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypod !
    For tarot readings, visit Erika on IG @rickortreeeat !

    And the rest of us like social media too!
    Hannah: @hannahcl27
    Zoë: @triflingzoe
    Sarah: @saremanuel
    Morgan: @morganblanchard

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Chapter 16/Vamps vs. Humes
    Oct 15 2021

    Lez be honest... 

    It was only a matter of time before we wasted 10 minutes discussing our menstrual cycles on the air!  But don't worry, there's so much more.  Erika's body may be a wonderland, but her brain is a thesaurus.  Sarah addresses her internal biases towards stamp collection but her nose won't stop mansplaining to Zoë.  And Hannah gets way too worked up about the logistics of telepathy.  Come back next week to see if we've turned into a Squid Game fan podcast. So much for the wisdom of grown-ups!

    🧛‍♀️🎪🧛‍♀️

    Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypod !
    For tarot readings, visit Erika on IG @rickortreeeat !

    And the rest of us like social media too!
    Hannah: @hannahcl27
    Zoë: @triflingzoe
    Sarah: @saremanuel
    Morgan: @morganblanchard

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Cirquetober "Mini"-sode!
    Oct 1 2021

    Four oh Ford!

    With Morgan and Sarah preoccupied by their “careers” and “obligations,” Zoë, Hannah, and Erika are on their own this week with another not-so-mini-sode! We’ll get to chapter 16 next time, but for now, sweet Vampians, we hope you enjoy our ramblings on food poisoning, cis-heteros in queer spaces, and of course, Halloween costumes! But you best listen hard, now, or Old Linda might come a-knockin’!

    🧛‍♀️🎪🧛‍♀️

    Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypod !
    For tarot readings, visit Erika on IG @rickortreeeat !

    And the rest of us like social media too!
    Hannah: @hannahcl27
    Zoë: @triflingzoe
    Sarah: @saremanuel
    Morgan: @morganblanchard

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    52 mins