Episodes

  • 2x17 "End Game"

    2x17 "End Game"
    Jun 7 2021
    "End Game" picks up where "Colony" left off, but unfortunately Alanna's dreams of two Mulder's are quickly crushed. This episode reveals the truth about "Samantha," confirms Mulder's daddy issues, and has more clones than Alanna is comfortable with, forcing her to wonder if she's been recording each episode with a different Lia each week.  The Girls coin a new motto: Trust Skinner.

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • 2x16 "Colony"

    2x16 "Colony"
    May 28 2021
    The Girls start this episode by talking about real-life news: the government has confirmed, again, the existence of UFOs! Also, Lia reasserts her controversial belief that COVID-19 is an alien virus. But back to what actually matters, The X-Files gives us another “To Be Continued…” cliffhanger, and Mulder is in crisis because he fails, yet again, at trusting no one. “Colony” has clones, an alien bounty hunter, Mulder's dad, and the introduction of someone who claims to be Mulder’s “”””sister”””. Alanna tries to connect this episode to past storylines and is nearly successful.

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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • 2x15 "Fresh Bones"

    2x15 "Fresh Bones"
    May 22 2021
    "Fresh Bones" deals with instances of voodoo magic at a Haitian refugee camp, but Mulder and Scully don't do much. Lia and Alanna admit to casting spells with questionable intentions.

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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • 2x14 "Die Hand Die Verletzt"

    2x14 "Die Hand Die Verletzt"
    May 14 2021
    In the episode that no one knows how to pronounce, Mulder and Scully  investigate a murder in a town with a bunch of lazy Satan worshippers. The producers say this is a 'parody' but The Girls are unsure they know what that means. Lia reveals what she'd do if she were the Devil. Alanna gets to enjoy her favorite thing: a long, insane, dramatic monologue. Also, we learn that the show named characters after internet super-fans and are starting a petition to get our names in if they ever do another season. 

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    48 mins
  • 2x13 "Irresistible"

    2x13 "Irresistible"
    May 7 2021
    In "Irresistible" Mulder plans to take Scully on an elaborate date, but the agents end up working a case that triggers Scully's abduction trauma. Lia and Alanna  beg the writers to just please leave Scully alone.

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    52 mins
  • 2x12 "Aubrey"

    2x12 "Aubrey"
    May 1 2021
    "Aubrey" takes on important topics like generational trauma and why Mulder eats all those sunflower seeds.

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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • 2x11 "Excelsis Dei"

    2x11 "Excelsis Dei"
    Apr 23 2021

    In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In the FBI, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the X Files. These are their stories. Wait... 

    "Excelsis Dei" leaves The Girls asking, "What?" and "Why?" This episode attempts to tackle a sexual assault case, where the perpetrator is an invisible entity, and (you guessed it) the victim isn't believed. If you find yourself wondering "How did this episode get made?" just remember, there were no women in the writers room. 


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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • 2x10 "Red Museum"

    2x10 "Red Museum"
    Apr 16 2021
    The girls do their best to navigate the confusing twists and turns of "Red Museum." Alanna asks some big questions that Lia can't answer. This episode has it all: violent teenage boys, cows, and a vegetarian cult that is truly just minding their own business. 

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    55 mins