Episodes

  • Tax Returns Will Not Come This Year and Men Dominating Women
    Jul 6 2021

    2020 Tax Returns are never coming and the government doesn't care unless they are getting paid. Men are starting to take part in woman sports to make them watchable. Our leaders should just 1 vs 1 in an octagon and fight to the death to see who the world powers are.

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    32 mins
  • No One Cares About Your Tweets and Printers Are the Worst
    Jun 30 2021

    Coke and Dr. Pepper are debated against for the status of kind of pops. Coke obviously wins this. No one actually cares about your tweets so we don't know why you are tweeting like you are changing the world. Printers are the worst pieces of technology that has ever been invented. You have to major in Printology to actually have the ability to run these machines.

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    37 mins
  • Expanding West and College Expenses Making Us Go Bankrupt
    Jun 22 2021

    Creating a podcast is blue collard work. Jonas went on a trip to Colorado and started wondering what the early settlers heading west thought when running into a giant mountain after passing the battle lands with Indians. College is crazy expensive and we make our 18 year olds just line up for debt. Let's just start anarachy and destroy buildings at this point.

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    37 mins
  • Elon Musk Manipulating the Crypto Market and Carrying on Your Family Name
    Jun 16 2021

    Elon Musk manipulates the crypto market with his meme tweets. He has a lot of power and is now splitting the community into people that love him and that hate him. Bitcoin started out with the sole purpose of buying drugs on silkroad. Its hard to buy condoms and other sexual items in stores since everything is locked up and can be embarrassing to purchase. Jonas wants to carry on his last name buy turning his daughter into a boy then implanting his seed into hero through genetic engineering. He really could've just adopted and it would've been a better investment.

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    40 mins
  • Fast and Furious Too Many and Nostalgic Cartoons From Our Childhood
    May 5 2021

    Fast and Furious 9 is 9 too many Fast and Furious and should've died with Paul Walker. Courage the Cowardly Dog, Ed Edd and Eddy, Ben 10, Dexter's Laboratory, Tom and Jerry, and Scooby Doo are all from when we were kids during the Golden Age of Cartoons. Simple Plan makes the hardest hitting song. An emotional daughter on an emotional singing show cries about losing her mother before she performs.

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    49 mins
  • Murderous Mangos and Noodle Leg Celebrities
    Apr 28 2021

    Matthew runs into some mangos in the wrong neighborhood that decide to kamikaze into his body. He may have taken a couple down, but they mess him up in the process. Doctors touch kids inappropriately and joke about it in the break room. Chris Weidman and Alex Smith have the biggest noodle legs of all time. People feel bad for celebrities when they get hurt even though they have millions of dollars. A camera crew records a make a wish kid on his death bed as his mother smothers him, but don't worry Alex Smith is just in the other room.

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    39 mins
  • Dogecoin Fortunes and Stranded in a Stall
    Apr 21 2021

    We could've been rich quick with a couple of millions of dollars from dogecoin. After we earn a bunch of money from dogecoin and risk it at the casinos aliens invade and we hand them memes. To which they call mimes and then we blast them out of the sky. Jonas also doesn't share his TP with the dude in the next stall. We start this episode on 4/20 and end on 4:20.

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    42 mins