CW: Drug use

We messy but in a fun way….right???

Hey, do you know anyone at Dropout?!? If so, hit us up. We want to put out a general invite to anyone involved with the network. You’re all hilarious. But now….to today’s episode! For this one, we’re talking about the Dover Demon, a silly lil guy with a big ole noggin. Joyce fumbles the cold open but makes up for it with her monster report, Jem serves amazing drip & saucy lit, and Coco makes some interesting choices with his character voice.

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CW: Mentions of the existence of bestiality, racism in literature, bodily functions, and substance use,

Did you miss us? Awww, we missed you too! You know us, we’re here, we’re queer, and we’re still doing the thing. Today, we discuss the New Jersey Mantis Man, a bug-like humanoid frightening fishermen all up and down the M’Cong River. And we say this a lot, but this one’s a silly one! No lie! We think you’re going to like it.

Be it insect, alien, waterfowl, or man…who knows?! You be the judge!

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CW: Animal death, injury

Will we ever convince the McElroy brothers to be on our show….probably not. But we can dream, can’t we?

Today we’re discussing a furry bad boi known as the Beast of Bray Road. Join us and learn about this rowdy boy from Wisconsin, how to Google movies, and hear a tale from “friend of the show”, Desi!

Also, hey, we say this in the show but after this one, we’re moving to a once-a-month format. We hope you understand and aren’t too bummed. We just want to keep doing this thing and do it justice. Having more time for eps will help us in that goal. Appreciate you all <3

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CW: Death

To celebrate the recent April Fool’s Day, Jem wanted to spicy things up. So for this one, the LAFS crew have all switched roles for the day with Jem doing research, Coco bringing the lit, and Joyce giving a voice performance that can only be described as “malicious compliance”. Confused? Well, figure out what we mean by listening to this episode about the saddest of all pigs, the Squonk! Of course, you’d be sad too if people talked about you the way scholars talk about our lonely boi….poor lil guy. Be nice to this bb angel.

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CW: Injury, pain, alcohol use, drug use, death, falling death, mountain climbing accidents, loss of a loved one

You ready for the podcast that just gets better and better at foley work? We sure do hope so, because this episode is full of “interesting” sounds…

To help celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, we offer up a creature with Irish origins…but a little closer to home. We are talking about a banshee that haunts the Badlands National Park in South Dakota. Why go all the way to Ireland if we got banshees at home, right? Along with banshee babble, you’ll get a tale of an erotica reunion and the worst sound effects Joyce can muster!

PS. Sorry for the creaking chair sounds. Joyce chose her seat poorly and her back was aching...be nice!

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We are once again graced with the presence of Nobilis Reed of the Nobilis Erotica podcast. We always love a good chat with Nobilis, especially when he gifts us a story specifically written for LAFS. #Blessed!

What should you expect from this one? Well, today you’ll hear poor attempts at northern accents, discussions about blobs, and an electrifying tale of a fanfic reader from another dimension….and as you might imagine, they’re looking for looooove.

Want to check out Nobilis's podcast? Find it at https://nobilis.libsyn.com/. We guarantee you'll have a good time!

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CW: Very brief mention of vision loss, torture, violence, hunger, and suicide.

Oooo, what's your sign??? Oh, cute. Oh, us? Sun sign is definitely in queer...

While Coco's away, the goobers will play. We gave Coco the week off this week (rest easy sweet baby angel), so Desi fills in as the LAFS crew discusses harpies. You know, those funny lil bird girls who love a picnic on the beach. For this one, you'll hear about weird things found on online mushroom forums, confusing wordplay, gay astrology, and the sex appeal of birds. Today's episode is a bit unhinged, but it really can't be helped since our brains are essentially spaghetti. What are you gonna do?

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CW: Mentions of alcohol use, houselessness, violence, death, animal attacks, mild gore, child abuse, adultery, cannibalism, and harassment. 

Babe, have you hydrated today? Do you got your three liquids?

Hello and hi, welcome to yet another episode of the internet’s horniest monster podcast! Have you heard a hornier one? We doubt it. Tell us who’s more randy than us! We’ll out horny anyone! But anywho, onto today’s episode. Today, we discuss popcorn preferences, saucy science quandaries, rats, rats, and more rats! That’s right, we’re talking about the Ratman of Southend and reading a tale penned by LAFS’s own Joyce, during a COVID fever dream. Be nice about your critiques…maybe not her best work, but she tried! 

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