Rules about hair up there and down there, you don't know what you're saying, and we don't just talk about ducks this time. Brought to you by Zander. Zander is like Amazon, but mandatory. 

Mayhem is a Wetwork Media, LLC production starring Landon Harker. Written and produced by Dan Lauer. All music is provided by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0. To learn more visit https://www.incompetech.com.

Obvious indications of madness, who cares if it's called Futbol or soccer, a poorly translated speech, and consequences for manhandling roses.

Mayhem is a Wetwork Media, LLC production starring Landon Harker. Written and produced by Dan Lauer. All music is provided by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0. To learn more visit https://www.incompetech.com.

Déjà vu all over again.

Mayhem is a Wetwork Media, LLC production starring Landon Harker. Written and produced by Dan Lauer. All music is provided by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0. To learn more visit https://www.incompetech.com.

There is no 13th episode, does Chuck Barris live, banned slang for prisons and jails, and a trinity of Landon Harker clones. 

Mayhem is a Wetwork Media, LLC production starring Landon Harker. Written and produced by Dan Lauer. All music is provided by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0. To learn more visit https://www.incompetech.com.

Updates regarding economics and the status of old and young trees. Also, a quick reminder that LSD is in the water supply. Make note of it. But not too much note. It probably won't come up again. 

Includes a cover of "Octopus" by Syd Barrett. 

Mayhem is a Wetwork Media, LLC production starring Landon Harker. Written and produced by Dan Lauer. All music is provided by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0. To learn more visit https://www.incompetech.com.

A long list of the ways in which Landon Harker has nothing in common at present with JFK, Stalin, Dudley Moore, Hubert Selby Jr., or Pat Morita.

Mayhem is a Wetwork Media, LLC production starring Landon Harker. Written and produced by Dan Lauer. All music is provided by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0. To learn more visit https://www.incompetech.com.

A fight to the death between your humble host and the face of all that is foul, lecherous, and unholy. Also, a minor update on France. Not to worry. 

Mayhem is a Wetwork Media, LLC production starring Landon Harker. Written and produced by Dan Lauer. All music is provided by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0. To learn more visit https://www.incompetech.com.

Sticking it to Kellogg's, new words you just can't say, this week in sports, and a somewhat unpleasant message from the stars.

Mayhem is a Wetwork Media, LLC production starring Landon Harker. Written and produced by Dan Lauer. All music is provided by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0. To learn more visit www.incompetech.com.