Oh boy, this one was rough to get through... This month we're reviewing the severely underfunded adaptation of the TTRPG Dungeons & Dragons, and asking some very important questions - How did they get Jeremy Irons to do this? Why did you do this movie, Jeremy Irons? Who hurt you?

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Do you love romcoms featuring morally-bankrupt, privileged white people deceiving each other? Then you'll love this month's episode!

Get in the mood for Valentine's Day by watching Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson play garbage human beings and wondering why the hell Kathryn Hahn, Bebe Neuwirth, Thomas Lennon and Adam Goldberg don't have bigger roles.

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COME ON YOU APES, YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?! Well if you join the Mobile Infantry, probably not. This month we review the Paul Verhoeven sci-fi satire Starship Troopers.

With an authentically Argentinian cast including Casper van Dien, Denise Richards, Dina Meyer, Neil Patrick Harris, Clancy Brown, Jake Busey and Michael Ironside, you will definitely like to know more.

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This holiday season we're reviewing another Christmas movie with horrific existential implications, Disney's classic The Santa Clause

Starring Tim Allen, it's the story about a terrible father who inherits a curse to appease the capricious whims of his bloodthirsty son. Seriously. Have a listen to find out more!

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It's morphin' time! This episode we go back to the beloved teens with attitude and their trusty robots vs. monsters show from the early 90s. The episodes we review have it all - bad dubbing, beetus bowls and chunky chickens. Seriously, to call this show campy would be an insult to camp.

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Sisters!! In honor of Halloween and unnecessary sequels 30 years after the original, we're reviewing the Millennial nostalgia-bait Hocus Pocus.

Starring Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker and Kathy Najimy, this is one movie only a brainwashed child could love.

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Spider-Man! Spider-Man! Does whatever a Spider-Man can!

That's right, this episode we're taking a look the original Marvel juggernaut movie about your friendly neighborhood Arachnid-Person. Starring Toby Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, Willem Dafoe, James Franco and J.K. Simmons, this movie showed an entire generation of moviegoers the amazing things the could do if they happen to get snacked on by a genetically-modified spider.

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Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to listen to our review of the original Mission: Impossible movie. Adapted from the classic TV series, its theme song slaps harder than a disgruntled Oscars guest.

Starring Tom Cruise, Jon Voight, Jean Reno, Ving Rhames, Emilio Estevez and Vanessa Redgrave and directed by Brian de Palma, this movie has more mask reveals than you can shake a piece of exploding gum at.

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