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Mission Rejected

By: The Porch Room
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  • The story of the world's most secret agents...the backups. For the first time in his career, Special Agent Chet Phillips has discovered that he can choose NOT to accept a mission! That means there's no choice but to send in the "B Team": A nervous pencil pusher promoted to the field, a computer hacker working off her sentence, a fading former sitcom star and a recently reassigned White House intern. A full cast comedy audio adventure with a new episode debuting each month!
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  • 506: Mr. & Mrs. & Mr. & Mrs. Smith

    506: Mr. & Mrs. & Mr. & Mrs. Smith
    Jul 26 2024
    Bowden and Gloria are hunted like animals on while on their honeymoon…and Vice President Chet Phillips is in mid-flight.

    Written and Directed by
    Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis

    Starring
    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
    Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
    Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
    Kirk White as Chet Phillips
    and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

    Also Starring
    Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
    Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
    Jill Ivey as Flo the Waitress and the Chief Justice
    and Bob Killion as Bob the Order Grub Driver

    Guest Starring
    John Dowgin as President Henson
    Dave Serfass as Chief of Staff
    David S. Dear as Justice of the Peace S. Dear
    J. Michael DeAngelis as Fortunato
    Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
    Erica Werner as Mother Innocent
    Suzannah Cerreta as Suzannah
    Alexis Sottile as Maria
    with Jim Iorio as The Mysterious Man
    and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat

    Music, sound editing, and mixing by
    Pete Barry

    A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

    Created and Produced by
    Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
    Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki

    Special thanks to Carmelina Cartei for her invaluable assistance with the Italian language.

    For a complete list of credits, visit this episode's webpage.
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    47 mins
  • 505: Nooses Off

    505: Nooses Off
    Jun 28 2024
    A phantom-like assassin threatens the opening of Bowden’s new show…and Speaker of the House Chet Phillips is sending back his soup.

    Written by
    J. Michael DeAngelis & Paige Klaniecki

    Directed by
    J. Michael DeAngelis

    Starring
    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
    Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
    Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
    with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
    and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

    Also Starring
    Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
    Jill Ivey as Prime Minister Niina
    and Bob Killion as Security Guy, Clyde, Jambo, and Gary

    Guest Starring
    John Dowgin as President Henson
    James Garde as Vice President Powers
    Rebecca Serfass as Stage Manager Stella
    Julia Duffy as Cressida
    Shannon Perry as Dr. Pickle
    J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
    Benn Iffring as Head Usher
    Kristen Norine as Dr. Wiles
    Tim Sherburn as Leonardo Bloom
    Dave Serfass as Ol' Sweepy
    and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat

    Shannon Perry and Tim Sherburn can be heard on Oz-9, which just celebrated it’s 100th episode!

    A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

    Original Music by
    Pete Barry

    Sound editing and mixing by
    John Dowgin

    Created and produced by
    Pete Barry, J, Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
    Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki

    For a complete list of credits, please visit this episode's webpage.
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    54 mins
  • 504: Murder, She Plagiarized

    504: Murder, She Plagiarized
    May 31 2024
    An idyllic Maine town is a hotbed of murder…and Secretary of Defense Chet Phillips is testifying before Congress.

    Written & Directed by
    J. Michael DeAngelis

    Starring
    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
    Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
    Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
    with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
    and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

    Also Starring
    Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
    Jill Ivey as Ellie Mae Sederstrom
    and Bob Killion as Newscaster Steve and Old Man Murphy

    Guest Starring
    Marnie Warner as The Speaker of the House
    John Dowgin as Congressman Flowers
    Sarah Golding as Tess Thatcher
    Ed Faver as Sheriff Art Antonelli
    Mia Scarpa as Deputy Grace Goodwin
    Allison Cossitt as Tammy Townie
    Sam Pasco as Tommy Townie
    J. Michael DeAngelis as Doc Fisherman
    Pete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien and Ted Desoto
    Caden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” Thompson
    Rebecca Serfass as Lucky

    A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

    Music, sound editing, and mixing by
    Pete Barry

    Created and Produced by
    Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
    Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki

    For a complete list of credits, please see the episode's webpage.
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    50 mins
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Great episode!

I always look forward to the new episodes every month, and they never let me down. Very well written, great cast, and great writing with lots of jokes.

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Giggle!!! What? Fun stuff!

I am in love with this on going pod cast collection. Its full of fun giggles, simple laughs and a story I want to hear what happens next with just about every caractor. Worth the listen for fun entertainment.

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HILARIOUS

100% worth checking out. it's written and executed to perfection. 10 out 10 hands down.

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why?????

I absolutely LOVED this up until the 400's episodes, leave the pronoun and LGBTQ nonsense out of it. It's being shoved down our throats every where we turn.

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