Mission Rejected

By: The Porch Room
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  • The story of the world's most secret agents...the backups. For the first time in his career, Special Agent Chet Phillips has discovered that he can choose NOT to accept a mission! That means there's no choice but to send in the "B Team": A nervous pencil pusher promoted to the field, a computer hacker working off her sentence, a fading former sitcom star and a recently reassigned White House intern. A full cast comedy audio adventure with a new episode debuting each month!
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  • 508: Live and Let Dice

    508: Live and Let Dice
    Sep 27 2024
    Tourists at a live-action Dungeons & Dragons game are disappearing…and President Chet Phillips is playing golf.

    Written by
    Paige Klaniecki & Chris Klaniecki

    Directed by
    J. Michael DeAngelis

    Starring
    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
    Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovack
    Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
    with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
    and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

    Also Starring
    Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
    Jill Ivey as Cuthberta
    and Bob Killion as Lord Duncan Land, Security Guy, Jambo, and The Admiral

    Guest Starring
    Eric Perry as Whitmire
    Dave Serfass as Innkeeper
    Caden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” Thompson
    John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
    Shannon Perry as Dr. Pickle

    A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

    Music, sound editing and mixing by
    Pete Barry

    Created and Produced by
    Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
    Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki

    For a complete list of credits, please visit this episode's webpage.
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    49 mins
  • 507: Portrait of a Lady on Tires

    507: Portrait of a Lady on Tires
    Aug 30 2024
    The Paris Olympics is threatened by threats of art heists and assassinations…and President Chet Phillips is having a Dole Whip.

    Written by
    John Dowgin and J. Michael DeAngelis

    Directed by
    Pete Barry and J. Michael DeAngelis

    Starring
    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
    Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovack
    Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
    with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
    and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

    Also Starring
    Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
    Jill Ivey as Peloton Patty and the Photographer
    and Bob Killion as Miloj and Security Guy

    Guest Starring
    J. Michael DeAngelis as NSA Advisor and Nikolai
    Helen Garde as Princess Esmerelda
    Pete Barry as Athlete 1 and Corey Champlain
    John Dowgin as Athlete 2
    Dave Serfass as Simon and Chip Esterhouse
    and special guest star Jim Iorio as O.G.

    A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

    Music and lyrics by
    Pete Barry

    Sound editing and mixing by
    John Dowgin

    Created and produced by
    Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
    Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki

    For a full list of credits, please visit this episode's webpage.
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    45 mins
  • 506: Mr. & Mrs. & Mr. & Mrs. Smith

    506: Mr. & Mrs. & Mr. & Mrs. Smith
    Jul 26 2024
    Bowden and Gloria are hunted like animals on while on their honeymoon…and Vice President Chet Phillips is in mid-flight.

    Written and Directed by
    Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis

    Starring
    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
    Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
    Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
    Kirk White as Chet Phillips
    and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

    Also Starring
    Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
    Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
    Jill Ivey as Flo the Waitress and the Chief Justice
    and Bob Killion as Bob the Order Grub Driver

    Guest Starring
    John Dowgin as President Henson
    Dave Serfass as Chief of Staff
    David S. Dear as Justice of the Peace S. Dear
    J. Michael DeAngelis as Fortunato
    Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
    Erica Werner as Mother Innocent
    Suzannah Cerreta as Suzannah
    Alexis Sottile as Maria
    with Jim Iorio as The Mysterious Man
    and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat

    Music, sound editing, and mixing by
    Pete Barry

    A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

    Created and Produced by
    Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
    Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki

    Special thanks to Carmelina Cartei for her invaluable assistance with the Italian language.

    For a complete list of credits, visit this episode's webpage.
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    47 mins
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Great episode!

I always look forward to the new episodes every month, and they never let me down. Very well written, great cast, and great writing with lots of jokes.

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Giggle!!! What? Fun stuff!

I am in love with this on going pod cast collection. Its full of fun giggles, simple laughs and a story I want to hear what happens next with just about every caractor. Worth the listen for fun entertainment.

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HILARIOUS

100% worth checking out. it's written and executed to perfection. 10 out 10 hands down.

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why?????

I absolutely LOVED this up until the 400's episodes, leave the pronoun and LGBTQ nonsense out of it. It's being shoved down our throats every where we turn.

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