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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are telling crime to go screw itself. We watched the 2010 film from Matthew Vaughn, Kick-Ass.

Getting stabbed, flying around in a machine gun jetpack, toppling a giant mafia organization… It’s all in a day’s work for your average hero.

And believe me when I tell you that this hero is most definitely average. Does he have superpowers? Does he have some dark origin story involving the murder of a family member? Is he even particularly good at fighting bad guys?

The answer is nope. That’s not going to stop Kick-Ass, and you can be damn sure it’s not going to stop us from talking about this film. Strap in and enjoy!

(Recorded on April 24, 2024)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

Kick-Ass - The Movie Database (TMDB)

Kick-Ass trailer - YouTube

Myspace - Wikipedia

Matthew Vaughn — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Argylle (2024) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

True Lies (1994) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Kick-Ass 2 (2013) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Batman (TV Series 1966–1968) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Nicolas Cage — The Movie Database (TMDB)

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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are trying to stay as quiet as possible while the world is ending. We watched the 2024 film from Michael Sarnoski, A Quiet Place: Day One.

I think there’s a non-zero amount of people who think they can survive an alien invasion like the one shown in this film. I’m here to say that there’s a good chance that’s not true.

In fact, there’s a 100% chance that your trusty podcast hosts would die within the first few minutes. Would we even make it past thirty seconds? Don’t get your hopes up.

I don’t think any of us are as badass as Samira from this film. I’m hoping that we won’t ever have to find out. What you can do is enjoy this thrilling episode of the podcast!

(Recorded on July 03, 2024)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

A Quiet Place: Day One - The Movie Database (TMDB)

A Quiet Place: Day One trailer - YouTube

A Quiet Place (2018) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

A Quiet Place Part II (2021) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Doesthedogdie.com

Lupita Nyong’o — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Joseph Quinn — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Djimon Hounsou — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

John Krasinski — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Stranger Things (TV Series 2016- ) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are traveling through space to save the universe from the dreaded Emperor Ming. We watched the 1980 film from Mike Hodges, Flash Gordon.

What do a former football player, a Swedish knight who challenges Death to a chess match, and a fiddler on the roof all have in common? They’re all in this absolutely bonkers B-movie!

I don’t want to give too much of this one away. Rest assured, though, that watching this film at the right time in one’s life could be a formative experience. By the time the credits roll, you won’t be the same person.

Listen in to discover what we ranked this month’s B-movie. Will is be brilliant, a flunder, or the ever-dreaded blunder?

(Recorded on April 17, 2024)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

Flash Gordon - The Movie Database (TMDB)

Flash Gordon trailer - YouTube

Star Wars (1977) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Batman (TV Series 1966–1968) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Heavy Metal (1981) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Fifty Shades of Grey (2015) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Not Another Teen Movie (2001) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Sam J. Jones — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Topol — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Danilo Donati — The Movie Database (TMDB)

(Danilo was the brilliant costume designer for this movie. A tip of the hat to his brilliant work!)

Max von Sydow — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Ted (2012) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

The Girl Next Door (2004) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Caddyshack (1980) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Psycho Goreman (2020) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Turbo Kid (2015) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Sharktopus (2010) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Queen (band) - Wikipedia

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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are back to fighting the freaking Empire… erm, I mean the First Order. We watched the 2015 film from J.J. Abrams, Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens.

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… evil space dictatorships just won’t stay put down. Just when you think the magic space wizards have established peace, someone comes along with an enormous, planet-destroying laser weapon.

It’s enough to make you want to pick up your fearsome laser sword and start hacking down some bastards. Is it too much to ask for just an eternity of peace and prosperity amongst all the connected planets?

But oh no, there’s always a whiny man-boy who just has to ruin it for everybody instead of going to see a therapist about his daddy issues. This is why we can’t have nice things! For the love of Chewie, just one nice thing!

(Recorded on April 03, 2024)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

Star Wars The Force Awakens - The Movie Database (TMDB)

Star Wars (1977) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Star Wars Rebels (TV Series 2014–2018) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

BB-8 | Wookieepedia - Fandom

The Mandalorian (TV Series 2019- ) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Ahsoka (TV Series 2023- ) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Return of the Jedi (1983) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Hayden Christensen — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire (2024) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Father of the Bride (1991) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Father of the Bride (2022) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Fanboys (2009) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Mark Hamill — The Movie Database (TMDB)

John Boyega — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Harrison Ford — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Peter Mayhew — The Movie Database (TMDB)

John Williams — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Michael Keaton — The Movie Database (TMDB)

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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are racing to fend off the greatest threat in all the galaxy. We watched the 1977 film from George Lucas, Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope.

So you’re just hanging out on your moisture farm. You’ve got nothing much to look forward to except heading out to Toschi Station to get some power converters. Your life looks like it’s laid out in front of you already.

What’s a young person to do when the most demanding mission in anyone’s life falls into your lap? If you’re Luke Skywalker, you lightsaber up, bring along your trusty droids, and head out into your grand destiny.

Will you be able to meet the lofty expectations set out before you, or will you crumble under the weight of your impossible tasks? There’s only one way to find out…

(Recorded on March 18, 2024)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope - The Movie Database (TMDB)

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope trailer - YouTube

Star Wars: The Bad Batch (TV Series 2021- ) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Star Wars: The Clone Wars (TV Series 2008–2020) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Changes in Star Wars re-releases - Wikipedia

Project 4K77 | The Star Wars Trilogy

Spaceballs (1987) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Disaster Movie (2008) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Ben Burtt — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Alec Guinness — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

The Empire Strikes Back (1980) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Return of the Jedi (1983) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

George Lucas — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Carrie Fisher — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Debbie Reynolds — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Jaws (1975) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Pillow Talk (1959) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are on a mission to stop the most evil force in the galaxy. We watched the 2016 film from Gareth Edwards, Rogue One: A Star Wars Story.

Dust off those lightsabers and laser blasters, rebels, because we’re taking on the meanest, the baddest, the most fascist of entities in the entire universe: it’s the Empire!

When you’re up against the wall and all your options are looking grim, are you just going to curl up into a ball and hope it’ll all blow over? Hell no! You’re going to assemble your finest band of rebel warriors and you’re going to do what needs to be done!

Be like Jyn Erso, be like Cassian Andor, be like Chirrut Imwe, Baze Malbus, and perhaps the greatest of them all, K-2SO. Those are the heroes we both need and deserve.

(Recorded on February 29, 2024)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story - The Movie Database (TMDB)

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story trailer - YouTube

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Star Wars (1977) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Felicity Jones — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Diego Luna — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Alan Tudyk — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Mads Mikkelsen — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Star Wars: Andor (TV Series 2022- ) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Star Wars: The Bad Batch (TV Series 2021- ) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Star Wars Rebels (TV Series 2014–2018) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

The Whale (2022) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Ben Mendelsohn — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Firefly (TV Series 2002–2002) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Serenity (2005) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are on the hunt for righteous revenge. We watched the 2024 film from George Miller, Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga.

Gear up, buckle up, and shut up because it’s time to hit the open wasteland road! Or rather, the fury road. When your destination is beyond vengeance, there’s no time to waste.

Furiosa, the character, not the title, is pissed. Beyond pissed. Not only was she stolen from her abundant home but her mother was ruthlessly killed right in front of her. I think that would fill anyone with the urge to get even.

Our advice: stay out of her way. Put the pedal to the podcast metal and enjoy this thrilling episode about the most exciting moviegoing experience since the last Mad Max movie.

(Recorded on June 05, 2024)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga - The Movie Database (TMDB)

Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga trailer - YouTube

George Miller — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Anya Taylor-Joy — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Chris Hemsworth — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Bad Boys II (2003) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Wonder Woman (2017) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Army of Darkness (1992) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Charlize Theron — The Movie Database (TMDB)

The Garfield Movie (2024) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are trying to figure out who we are and what the heck everything means. We watched the 2024 film from Jane Schoenbrun, I Saw the TV Glow.

You know those inscrutable films that feel like they’re amazing, that feel like they have a deeply personal message, but you just can’t make heads or tails out of a single moment?

If those qualities sound familiar, then do we have a film for you! Pop some popcorn, lean back, and get ready to have your mind blown (and possibly your personal identity enlightened).

This is cerebral sort of film that will undoubtedly inspire deep reflection and conversations. It’s the sort of thing that’s made for this wonderful podcast!

(Recorded on May 29, 2024)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

I Saw the TV Glow - The Movie Database (TMDB)

I Saw the TV Glow trailer - YouTube

Jane Schoenbrun — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Doctor Who (TV Series 2024- ) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

A24 - Wikipedia

Young Sheldon (TV Series 2017–2024) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series 1997–2003) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

The Matrix (1999) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

I Saw the TV Glow (2024) - Letterboxd

South Park (TV Series 1997- ) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

The Secret World of Alex Mack (TV Series 1994–1998) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Are You Afraid of the Dark? (TV Series 1992–2000) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

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