Moronic Logic

By: Kenny Cahoon / Lantz Hawthorne / Sam Holland
  • Summary

  • Conversational documentarians discuss film history, directors' filmographies in chronological order, and decide what really should have won at different film award shows.

    Golden Boy: An Academy Awards Podcast will premiere simultaneously as both a podcast and as a show on YouTube. This show will feature regular host Kenny alongside a rotating co-host to get different unique perspectives and keep things lively. This show will chronologically go through every Academy Awards since 1929, watching every movie nominated for best picture in that year and discussing what still holds up, what should have won, and what should be left in the dust bin of history! Please feel free to let us know when we are wrong, right, way off the mark, and your own personal preferences in the comments sections wherever they might be! We encourage you to watch these movies as well and be surprised along with us with what you end up liking. This show will air new episodes on the 1st of every month!

    The Hitchcock Challenge
    (aka Presenting Alfred Hitchcock) originally premiered on YouTube and is hosted by your pals (the three morons and original founding fathers of Moronic Logic) Kenny, Sam, and Lantz. This two hour long show breaks down every movie directed by Alfred Hitchcock in chronological order, identifying recurring themes, reused actors, sources for follow up reading and whatever related minutia the hosts dig up. It is recommended you watch the Hitchcock film we are discussing before listening to our episode to avoid spoilers, and joining in on the discussion wherever comments sections are available! This show will be back! Promise!

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Episodes
  • Golden Boy #8: The Eighth Academy Awards from 1936! (Escapism Invades Hollywood!)
    Aug 1 2024

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    Welcome to Golden Boy: An Academy Awards Podcast! Join Moronic Logic monthly as Kenny enlists a rotating co-host from an assemblage of interesting and unique voices to watch every movie nominated for Best Picture in a given year and decide who SHOULD have won the Golden Boy.
    We do EVERYTHING in chronological order at Moronic Logic, so Episode 8 takes us to the Eighth Academy Awards, held in 1936, where Golden Boy host Kenny Cahoon and guest host Brendan Bell must decide which of 12 films is the actual Best Picture. This episode features a discussion on Nazi's and escapism invading Hollywood as Adolph Hitler gains power in Europe. Join us and join in on the discussion! By the end of the episode only one movie (or more depending on how the discussion goes) will prevail and take home the actual Golden Boy.

    Brendan Bell is a professional Graphic Designer, shape-shifting musician, artist, and amateur cinephile. In the late 90’s, he left art school to pursue a career in unpopular music. He cut his teeth and other body parts as a singer/percussionist in the (mostly) confusing genre bending band Grüvis Malt, and later played drums in an offshoot project, the action/adventure, garage-prog band Ebu Gogo. He released one album as leader of the sub-regional Gameboy Pop supergroup Jonny Classic and the Classic Johns, and a handful of music including a puppet-based music video with rapper Romen Rok, before going totally solo. He has since released a pair of instrumental albums under the moniker Belll. He received a BFA in Graphic Design in 2009 and started a professional career soon after as an in-house and freelance Designer and Illustrator.

    During the Covid lockdown, he realized that the he had been neglecting his love of cinema, and committed to watching as many films as possible moving forward. Since deciding to watch at least a film a day in November 2021, he has seen over 1000, logging and writing reviews of varying length and quality for each of them on the Letterboxd app. What began as a hobby has become a life-affirming mental-health practice.

    Follow Brendan on Letterboxd:

    https://boxd.it/1h5Vv

    Listen to music here:

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    https://open.spotify.com/artist/0xpF42nTpSMC2orAgxYnR5?si=_irc-LnAT6SCi-oxPw47Rw


    https://youtu.be/sJPTG6YDb1Y?si=YENH0A7yHeRRCv_1


    https://open.spotify.com/album/3lzrOpAi0LqXgHDajMx71w?si=oACwye9NSWe1_PzOOKZfig




    Golden Boy Soundtrack


    Intro Music: "Let the Light Shine Through by Reynard Seidel
    Outro Music: "Through The Light" by Reynard Seidel
    "Auld Lang Syne" (Piano Version) by Megan Woffard
    "ottos visa" by bomull
    "flyttfågel" by bomull
    "Symphony No. 9 In D Minor, Op. 125: Ode To Joy" by Traditional
    Music through Epidemic Sound

    Did you know this show also has a video version on Youtube where you can see our actual looks of disappointment? It's true- support Moronic Logic here with a like and subscribe-

    Send Kenny your cat pictures, fan mail, and unsolicited advice here! Also, any other things you think of- WITHIN REASON! kennycahoon@moroniclogic.com

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    3 hrs and 28 mins
  • Golden Boy #7 The 7th Academy awards from 1935 (The Taming of The Shrew)
    Feb 20 2024

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    Welcome to Golden Boy: An Academy Awards Podcast! Join Moronic Logic monthly as Kenny enlists a rotating co-host from an assemblage of interesting and unique voices to watch every movie nominated for Best Picture in a given year and decide who SHOULD have won the Golden Boy.
    We do EVERYTHING in chronological order at Moronic Logic, so Episode 7 takes us to the Seventh Academy Awards, held in 1935, where Golden Boy host Kenny Cahoon and guest host Sarah Louise Reiter must decide which of 12 films is the actual Best Picture. This episode features a discussion on Hollywood's implementation of the Hays Code, women being taken down a peg, and the rise of the romantic comedy. Join us and join in on the discussion! By the end of the episode only one movie (or more depending on how the discussion goes) will prevail and take home the actual Golden Boy.

    Sarah Louise Reiter

    Well educated, unemployed and unemployable Sarah Louise Reiter is the author of "7 Dances for a Secret Self" available on Model City Press. It's a book of memoir, essay and history, an instructional dance memoir designed to summon spirits with a series of traditional popular dances performed in a prescribed order. Part nostalgia, part alchemy. 52 pages perfect bound, color, text and images.

    Intro Music: "Let the Light Shine Through by Reynard Seidel
    Outro Music: "Through The Light" by Reynard Seidel
    "Auld Lang Syne" (Piano Version) by Megan Woffard
    Music through Epidemic Sound

    Did you know this show also has a video version on Youtube where you can see our actual looks of disappointment? It's true- support Moronic Logic here with a like and subscribe-
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjqvLttG0ALeEjnvYfwrNxg

    Send Kenny your cat pictures, fan mail, and unsolicited advice here! Also, any other things you think of- WITHIN REASON! kennycahoon@moroniclogic.com



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    3 hrs and 37 mins
  • Golden Boy #6 The 6th Academy Awards from 1934 (Depression Strikes Hollywood!)
    Dec 9 2023

    Send us a Text Message.

    Welcome to Golden Boy: An Academy Awards Podcast! Join Moronic Logic monthly as Kenny enlists a rotating co-host from an assemblage of interesting and unique voices to watch every movie nominated for Best Picture in a given year and decide who SHOULD have won the Golden Boy.
    We do EVERYTHING in chronological order at Moronic Logic, so Episode 6 takes us to the Sixth Academy Awards, held in 1934, where Golden Boy host Kenny Cahoon and guest host Jeff Somerville must decide which of 10 films is the actual Best Picture. This episode features a discussion on who actually should get credit for coming up with calling the awards Oscars, the effects of the Great Depression on Hollywood, and the end of the pre-code era and the beginning of Hollywood censorship. Join us and join in on the discussion! By the end of the episode only one movie (or more depending on how the discussion goes) will prevail and take home the actual Golden Boy.

    Jeff Somerville

    For over a decade Jeff Somerville was a judge and then director of a screenwriting competition for a New England based film festival. After reading some good, and many, many bad scripts it was time to focus on his own work. One semester of an MFA in a Screenwriting program was quite enough of that for him so he decided he'd rather spend his remaining days educating the youth of America, or at least the youth of a moderately sized town in New England. Jeff also operated a small independent movie theater that prided itself on opening the Best Picture Oscar winner, whether that film deserved to win or not, for the better part of a decade. Today he coaches his daughters' softball teams and finds it a much more fulfilling experience. PS: The one best man speech our fine host Kenny is not proud of is the one he attempted at my wedding. He was co-best man and the plan was for one speech. He performed admirably given mere seconds to prepare a speech of such magnitude.



    Intro Music: "Let the Light Shine Through by Reynard Seidel
    Outro Music: "Through The Light" by Reynard Seidel
    "Auld Lang Syne" (Piano Version) by Megan Woffard
    Music through Epidemic Sound

    Did you know this show also has a video version on Youtube where you can see our actual looks of disappointment? It's true- support Moronic Logic here with a like and subscribe-
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjqvLttG0ALeEjnvYfwrNxg

    Send Kenny your cat pictures, fan mail, and unsolicited advice here! Also, any other things you think of- WITHIN REASON! kennycahoon@moroniclogic.com



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    2 hrs and 49 mins

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