Episodes

  • Moto PG 138: Don't Rimini a Nun...

    Moto PG 138: Don't Rimini a Nun...
    Sep 3 2024
    Few Moto GP podcasts tackle the real issues like the three intrepid hosts of The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe. Sure, they're issues unrelated to Moto GP racing but that doesn't mean they're not real issues. Episode 138 is a fabulous example. Not only did it spawn the episode title (yes, somebody actually said this on the show) but includes Freido dialling in from Europe, Borrie reciting his poem, Rossi's instructions and a deeply philosophical edition of The Captain's letter. It's good stuff. Or at least, it's the sort of stuff you miscreants seem to enjoy. So go join the Patreon Pit Crew if you haven't already then press play on this week's offering. It's literally the least you could do. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) • MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) • MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) • SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) • Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) • BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) • TROOPER LU (https://trooperlu.com.au/) • Compass Expeditions (https://compassexpeditions.com/) ​ NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) • Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) • Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page
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    2 hrs and 18 mins
  • Moto PG 137: 'He Seized The Stripper By The Pigtails...'

    Moto PG 137: 'He Seized The Stripper By The Pigtails...'
    Aug 20 2024
    'Rich Germany' delivered the most boring race of the year but just because the riders let you down doesnt mean the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe will. Siftng through the smouldering ashes of the dumpster fire that was the weekend, our three dashing podcasters offer up analysis (a stretch), stupidity (standard), profanity (mandatory) and the usual peurile nonsense that you've come to know and love. Borrie's Poem (an outstanding 'Ode to Grid Girls'), Rossi's Instructions, Freido's Horoscope, The Captain's Memo...it's all in here waiting for you to press play. You can do that by cashing in on our altruism (look it up) OR you could do what's right (and profitable) and sign up for our Patreon Pit Crew. So go and do that now then come back and enjoy. You can thank us later. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) • AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) • MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) • MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) • SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) • Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) • BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) • TROOPER LU (https://trooperlu.com.au/) • Compass Expeditions (https://compassexpeditions.com/) ​ NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) • Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) • Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page
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    1 hr and 48 mins
  • Moto PG 136: I'm Torn - Like a Siamese Twin Meeting a Chainsaw

    Moto PG 136: I'm Torn - Like a Siamese Twin Meeting a Chainsaw
    Aug 6 2024
    The racing wasn't as spectacular as we might have hoped but the soap opera that is Moto GP always delivers drama whether it's on or off the track. Joel Kelso did the job on the track and the rest of the cast did their bit off the track with infighting galore as riders and teams jostle to sort out who will be going where next year. There's also Friedo's horoscope, the Captain's Memo, Rossi's instructions and Borrie's poem. Just the usual assortment of analysis and profanity that makes Moto PG the greatest motorcycling podcast in the universe. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) ​ CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) ​ AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) ​ MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) ​ MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) ​ SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) ​ Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) ​ BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) ​ TROOPER LU (https://trooperlu.com.au/) ​ Compass Expeditions (https://compassexpeditions.com/) NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) ​ Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) ​ Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page
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    1 hr and 41 mins
  • Moto PG 135: They Like Big Boots and They Cannot Lie

    Moto PG 135: They Like Big Boots and They Cannot Lie
    Jul 12 2024
    Techincal and medical issues mean a late drop this week but it's still the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in The Universe and for the price you bitches should be down on your knees worshipping us. On Ep 135 we have Borrie's Poem, Rossi's Instructions, The Captain's musings, and more plus a breakdown of all the racing across the weekend. OK you can press play now. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) TROOPER LU (https://trooperlu.com.au/) Compass Expeditions (https://compassexpeditions.com/) Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page
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    1 hr and 33 mins
  • Moto PG 134: He passed The Dutchy on The Left Hand Side

    Moto PG 134: He passed The Dutchy on The Left Hand Side
    Jul 6 2024
    The racing at Assen was fire and s is episode 133 of Moto PG. Borie' Poem, Rosies lettter and more, its all here so get it in your ears now. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… SAVIC MOTORCYCLES CF MOTO AMX SUPERSTORES MONGREL BOOTS MADE IN GERMANY SC-PROJECT Harley Davidson BMW MOTORRAD NOISEGUARD TROOPER LU COMPASS EXPEDITIONS Grey Gums Cafe Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs Facebook Page
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    1 hr and 58 mins
  • Moto PG 132: Yoda Returns

    Moto PG 132: Yoda Returns
    Jun 26 2024
    When there's no racing to review (and hence no associated bitch slapping that makes the whole circus so damn entertaining to watch) there's only one thing for it: to get serious. And if you want to get serious there is only one way these three miscreants can bring credibility to their ramblings and that's with the help of the legend that is Simon Crafar. So grab yourself a dose of proper analysis and be a better and more educated person when the pillow fighting gets back underway in Assen next week. Oh, and give us some money. Seriously. This stuff doesn't write or record itself. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) TROOPER LU (https://trooperlu.com.au/) COMPASS EXPEDITIONS (https://compassexpeditions.com/) Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page
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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • Moto PG 131: The Exorcism

    Moto PG 131: The Exorcism
    Jun 4 2024
    It might be the greatest 'We told You So' of all time. Nobody could have predicted Jorge Martin moving to Aprilia and Marc Marquez joining Ducati unless they were possessed. But Tug did. And so it was that Boris and Freido fired up the Gregorian chanting and performed an exorcism, right there in the studio, to drive out the spirits that have taken over Tug's brain. It didn't work, of course, but it was good fun regardless and is just one reason that Moto PG is the greatest motorcycling podcast in the universe. Throw in Borrie's poem, the Captain's Letter, Rossi's instructions and the usual banter and its can't miss stuff. Again. So what are you waiting for? Throw us some money then press 'play' and feel your life improve immediately. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) TROOPER LU (https://trooperlu.com.au/) Compass Expeditions (https://compassexpeditions.com/) Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page
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    1 hr and 52 mins
  • Moto PG 130: The King Tide of Captaincy

    Moto PG 130: The King Tide of Captaincy
    May 28 2024
    It's the end of an era with the Captain pulling the pin on Moto GP at the end of the season (insert foghorn sound effect here). Not only did the boys have the scoop on the announcement three weeks ago (We Told You So), but they have the Captain's own memo from Catalunya this past week revealing the skulduggery that ruined his big day. Of course The Captain is just one of the things that makes Moto PG the greatest motorcycling podcast in the universe. There's also Rossi's letter, Borrie's Poem, Freido's horoscope and even a little bit of chat about the actual racing. It's good stuff and your life will be better if you listen so press play now and watch the supermodels come running. Oh, and give us money. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) TROOPER LU (https://trooperlu.com.au/) Compass Expeditions (https://compassexpeditions.com/) Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page
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    1 hr and 53 mins