Y'all, it's been a ride. But we're done with the audio version of the show. And with hour-long movie reviews. We've found our calling: five minute movie parodies on YouTube. We want to thank everyone who listened for all these years. It means a LOT to us. We won't forget it. Especially the hundreds of thousands who've listened to our Rocky miniseries since it launched back in 2019. But we're focusing on the short films, so please follow us on YouTube:

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This week we're discussing John Carpenter's classic BIG TROUBLE IN LI'L CHINER starring Kurt Russell and Kim Cattrall!

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We are going deep into the cold wasteland that is Antartica this week with John Carpenter's 1982 horror sci-fi classic THE THING.

A remake of the 1950s film THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD, The Thing finds Kurt Russell and a cast of incredible character actors slowly going crazy as they try to find out who among them is THE THING! Some of the best horror effects ever done (shout out to Rob Bottin) and a killer score by Ennio Morricone himself. LISTEN IN!

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This is a big month for the show: we're finally doing John Carpenter movies. If you haven't seen our YouTube parodies, check them out HERE!

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For the Heck-o-ween Spookytacular this year we are discussing the 1974 horror classic THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE!

Directed by Tobe Hooper, this down-home proto-slasher finds five college kids headed one-by-one into a demon redneck house.

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This week saw the passing of an icon of cinema: Burt Young. The guy was the quintessential American character actor. He played Uncle Paulie in the Rock series, he played Curly in Chinatown, Bed Bug Eddie in The Pope of Greenwich Village, and so much more.

He was only 35 in the first Rocky, but he always looked like he was 57-68. But Burt Young turned Burt Old and passed on into the next life - whatever that might look like. Perhaps he is seated at the right hand of our Father (Jesus' Dad) in Christian Heaven. Perhaps he is chugging victory grog in Valhalla. Whatever the case, he will live on through his splendid work in the Cinema.

Dude was The Balls. No bones about it. Let us bow our heads in grief, but lift our hearts into the skies. Pour one out for the last Real One. 

This is a very special episode of the podcast: we are covering the original Sam Ramie horror classic THE EVIL DEAD.

But what makes it even VERY-er special is that we made a short film parodying the Evil Dead. You can find it on our YouTube page: Click Here!

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This week's bonus episode is brought to you by WHERE THE FUGG IS A BEW FRIDAY THE 13TH?!?!?! I mean: there're so many "extended universes" in film these days, why no F13U?!?!

Pop on your hockey masks and listen to Phillip and Michael discuss their favorite Friday the 13th's, as well as the new horror movies dropping this month.

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